silver_wits

no not really.. I;d sell my right to party... for the right price anyways. TPUM isn't as materialistic as me. :uhh:

*collects face back from Death7755, and slaps him with it. then puts face back on self* ;)

Thinks my thumbless cat can type. :

Probably thinks that the cat in my siggy is the one that's doing the typing. :o

of love. It's not smart to drink something really cold when it's hot outside because...

Posts a lot as well.

Where he is: Home what he is wearing:wooden shield, regular sword.. but they're lying on the ground.. so he's wearing nothing. :lol: What he is killing:nothing... as yet! His other items:7 hides from the cute and adorable pigmonster/1 set of bones/and 4 cooked meat,a needle from the haystack. 16 dragon hides. [hide=Our hero faints after the battle with the TWSS smilie. (I think I would too if I saw some old hag breathe lasers out of her mouth) The woman, catches him, and lets him use her lap as a pillow while he;s recovering. (the gold is in the woman's inventory btw)][/hide]

then you'd be a wiseguy.. and no one likes wiseguys. If you tickle a pissed off cat, it will hiss at you.. if you tickle a pissed off cat that becomes pissed off even more due to tickling, it will scratch and bite... therefore.. it's not smart to attempt to tickle a pissed off cat that has gone through all of the above because...

check it out. the sponge. Would you rather have really really bad diarrhea on your first date with someone, making that person have a really nasty impression of you because you crapped your pants, and it was explosive, and burst a hole in the seat of your pants... or would you rather have really really stink farts, and be unable to control their occurance? :ohnoes: [either way.. I'm glad I don't have to choose.. both loook good. : -.- :-# :wall: ]

Is smart enough to have and use minions. :twisted: I WANT A MINION TOO!!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!

Pro: well.. nothing lasts forever Con: they say nothing is impossible.... zilch.

My face falls off.. and lands on you. -.- you scream like a girl. :twisted:

Granted.they talk about you kissing some guy. I wish that I could find somebody that knows how to cook good.. and make him coook for meeeeeeeee. :cry:

has black dragonhide as their avatar. :ugeek:

no.. TPUM knows what we're talking about.

I'm thinking that you better not be talking about the cat in my signature. Murderous eyes [meant to post that one twice.. sorry.]

Pro: keeps the forum games alive. Con: forum games now has these idiots, with low iq, posting once in a blue moon. blue moons.

murderous eyes.

death. witches and goblins.

sleeping. google.

the first thing that comes to mind, is me wondering why it's not a censored word. :wall: FCUK - French Connection UK

Pro: now those jeans won't make your glueteus maximus look large. Con: he'll eat, replenish his HP, and be back. a backache.

free viagra so that you can bribe people. hush money.

not really... I just like seeing my name as the last reply to all my favourite topics... kinda a different thing.. really. TPUM thinks I'm lying.

:-k I hate you because you're fluff puff's sibling.