silver_wits

Completely skipped bugging me about what I wrote previously.

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw... Well.. when you think about it logically.. the only girl that would want to date oh-so-perfect ken.. would be barbie.. and given her one rather obvious flaw.. I don't think she would mind.... also there's plastic surgery. Granted danno. you live now blows. :thumbsup: -.- :-# I wish that I wasn't laughing really hard right now.

I'm too lazy to exercise. TPUM knows what 127.0.0.1 is.

Would you rather use this smilie :ohnoes: or this one :shock: to convey your love for someone?

Banned for having the word "fire" in your signature.

Banned because you shouldn't be able to see it, even if you zoom in.

omega. ONUS

The H873r5 4 Lyf3 come and take you away to be a sacrifice to their god. *Presses a button marked "Protect against melee"*

Banned. for being an idiot PS there is fine print in this post. can you find it?

if you promise not to come near me when it's hot, sleep infront of the computer, but still be awake enough to use your tail to click the mouse because you keep thumping it, not get offended when i stay up late, and not demand me to go to bed with you just because its your schedule... do not shed fur on me... do not...cry when i'm near you and my sister who thinks i torture you on a regular basis is in the next room.. making her think i actually am torturing you.. and thus getting me in trouble.. do not beg to go outside.. then when you are outside.. do stuff that you are not allowed to.. like talk to the raccoons... and lastly.. do not beg everyone for wet-cat-food... only when you and one person are in the same room.. making it look as if no one gives you treats. :shame: then yea.. i guess... i wish you were my cat.. if you wouldn't do any of the above. TPUM did not read what I just wrote, simply because it was too long to read.

a bottle of wine appears. *Presses a button marked "stop cat from purring over computer mouse"*

Banned for finding that quote awesome. -.-

I don't really care.. because I don't know what CODS stands for either. TPUM will point out a simple spelling error.

Granted. although it's been under my bed for about 3 and a half months.. festering. I wish that the cat would understand that there are consequences for her actions, and that if I let her outside to play... and I just take my eyes off her for a few secs, that that is because I trust her.. I trust her not to abuse her trust and run away underneath the neighbour's red sports car.. then play tag with me under there... :wall:

my hand... on the mouse. Felix Felicis

*spews forth a gallon of profanity at wizzkid785*

a trapdoor opens beneath you.. and you fall into a pool with piranha. *Presses a button with the word "revenge" written across it in red letters*

Banned for getting a headache. 8-)

Rachael. spell it right! Do you feel uncomfortable giving out personal info like your age, gender, and location over the internet? I don'[t... but then I live in a really large city.. so... its impossible to find me...

Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws. I wish that i could keep all my flaws, and never change!

BANNED FOR UNBANNING ME AND THUS BREAKING THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted. all your hair falls out though. I wish that my hair would never fall out.

laser guns flame guns.

Banned because I already apologised.. on a place where I can devote an entire thread to the apology btw.

:D They're both questions that I really prefer not to answer. but if you want.. you can ask me about my religion. Would you rather kiss a monkey, or kiss an elephant.