silver_wits

Pro: makes people want to strangle you. Con: when the police catch the person who strangled you.. that person might go to jail if they get a mean judge. :cry: the law. :twisted:

naga chilie.. as long as it's spicy.. if its bland.. then... dunno.. Would you rather eat ice cream and get fat, or not eat ice cream and suffer in the heat?

*Spits on tintdawg* [ :shame: do not do this in real life to real people. disgusting] he immediately gets a disgusted look on his face.. which becomes horrified as he notices some snot, dripping from my nose, onto him. :ohnoes:

/\Probably doesn't want to eat me since >I'm poison to people who want to eat me. \/is edible.

If I wish to rule the world one day, I cannot waste my time affiliating myself with brainless bags of crap. [dunno what that makes me] Do you ever write up elaborate plans for world domination? :thumbsup: I do! all the time... then I usually fail to carry through them because I find a lot of things can go wrong with it, loopholes, and stuff..

Banned for having a bishonen in your avatar.

Banned for not having a Z in your siggy.

rich :twisted: and not famous. :twisted: Would you rather kiss a monkey.... or be huggled to death by a boa constrictor?

Banned for being ESL! --english as a second language. btw.. English is my native language.... :wall:

a man. I like men anyways... and one grandma is dead, while the other is a hag... so.. even if I was a man, I'd probably prefer kissing another man than a dead decomposing body, or a hag. Would you rather go back in time and meet someone famous, or would you rather have $10k

Banned because you're one of the few people out there that remember that gay means happy.

Banned because I love you too... even though female love is like sooo gay.....

Granted. however it's January in the year 2099, and you're really really old.. and you can barely move your body without experiencing excruciating pain because they never bothered to develop the technology for medicine and cloning.. and you're stuck and you want to die.. and because its against the law.. you're tied up and forced to live out the rest of your life [which turns out to be 30 more years btw] like that. I wish that I could see into the future. :ugeek:

Banned for being tired. :cry:

Torment it by jiggling it's belly fat, while calling it "fatty", then forcibly exercising it, by goading it into running around.. then get upset because i'm fatter. #-o an evil cat.

Granted. however you develop a severe special interest for fat females.... and men... and cannot do anything with attractive members of the human race. I wish that I was dead. :shock:

sphere. WYR be evil or good?

I sic my cat at 321Ownage.. she bites his ankles. :

stash it under my bed with all the other empty containers I have. :-# a bowl of soup.[that's been out for 3 months and has bits of mold growing in it]

Banned for not posting fast enough. :lol:

YES IT IS! YES IT IS!!!!!1 she saw your siggy, and decided to become evil. all from looking at your siggy. BANNED *conveniently forgets that her kitty was always evil*

You're banned because my cat is currently pleading with me to go outside.. and its all your fault. [hide=normal kitty pleading][/hide] [hide=my cat pleading.][/hide]

Banned because I had no choice.. you used the smilie in a post... :|

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Banned for being mean to the pirate. \