Psycho_Robot

Given your signature and avatar, I'd guess testosterone. Why is it that people in movies always ignore scientists even though the scientists are right every single time?

^ You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you < Has a humble opinion about myself v Will think I am a Carly Simon fan even though that is the only song of hers that I even know

Because death isn't after him, and he's enthralled about the idea of eternal life. Why isn't this smiley so happy about immortality? :cry:

Banned for updating me on the status of John Cena's strength.

I don't fall for the obvious trick, as there would be no other reason for you to *want* me to throw a "bomb" at you. I keep the real cheese.

*shocked by this betrayal, leaps into your throat accompanied by a hilarious piece of cliched action-hero banter* Looks like you have a frog in your throat!!!

I'm not a very proficient chef, so who am I to disagree? What is it about food that makes it so delicious?

Luckily this is the year of the frog, and all frogs are given superpowers. You get totally owned by a super-frog.

While you laugh at my photoshop magic, I replace the cheese with a fake rubber cheese. You run off with the fake cheese while I laugh it up with the real cheese.

Banned for thinking that my real-life political views are in my last post! :P

Me and Carvey are so talkative that we annoy the voodoo queen to death. Literally. She dead now. And, um... We steal all her voodoo weapons! And hunt down Silver Wits!

...but the voodoo resurrection comes with a terrible price! And not just the tips you stole from Psycho! Because the voodoo queen is the one who resurrected you, your soul is her property, and she can control you no matter where you go (would you expect any less from a voodoo queen?).

Banned for being pro-apocalyptic-nightmare-world-where-no-one-can-know-the-comfort-of-death!

banned for being pro life!

Who doesn't like barbecue? Why is barbecue so delicious?

That picture is blurry. After some sharpening of the image with photoshop: It turns out that Cravey was just watching some TV in bed. Needless to say, I take the cheese back and leave, locking Silver Wits in whatever room we were in.

*joke's on Silver Wits because Psycho was already wearing a pink tutu and dancing, except now he's dancing slightly better and getting tips from passing pedestrians*

Isn't there already? And so what if there is?

*sucks Silver Wits up in a vacuum, seals her in a large metal box, and puts her on a rocket to the sun*

No, but he will: Isn't it fun knowing that no matter what you do, he'll come for you? :thumbsup:

Banned for having no choice!

*covertly photoshops the compromising picture so it appears to be of me petting a cat* Ha now you got nothing on me! *grabs the cheese*

ddo

Because crooked answers are more fun to give. Why do you demand a straight answer?

Banned for banning someone for having a cat when you yourself have a cat.