scootlaboot

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Banned for having what appears to be an emo band in your sig.

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Banned for using letters and numbers jumbled in your name.

Racism is a two way street. In fact, a white person could sue a black co-worker/employer if the use a racial term like cracker. It's like when a woman is the abuser in an abusive relationship and it doesn't get reported because the person doesn't want people to view them differently or weak.

First male human to give birth gets Disney.

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Banned for being in hell and claiming not to be in New Jersey.

Banned for banning someone for being in New Jersey.

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If he is there, you must shank him, or her I only saw the video once and couldn't tell.

It also does not difinitevely cause lung cancer, it only increases the risk.

Srry thought the crewbie was a mod, hadn't slept in three days. oh and 8

I think you'll find out plenty of people in the world treat other humans as objects or 'tools' instead of living beings, this also includes americans/europeans. It's especially true when it comes to women, the poorer the country, the more inequality almost inevitably follows. Feminists here should stop b*ing about western "problems" like a female's dollar being $0.80, not enough welfare money through pregnancy.. And try fixing actual problems in countries where they have it really bad. How about a woman's dollar being $0.05, no social security or health plans at all, chronic poverty and spousal abuse due to cultural norms? Try working on that... Seriously, that's one of the reasons I hate feminists with a burning passion. Stop annoying us and go do something meaningful, and for the love of all that exists, do not take missionaries with you. Secondly, I would like to state that AIDS was created by the government, USA, as a form of population control. Then was blamed on some non existent bisexual guy who ate a green monkey, this is what I was told in sex ed., not the government part but the bi guy part. Also, AIDS does not kill. It destroys the immune system by attacking t-cells, making it so even a cold will be fatal.

C-combo breaker. one.

Banned for calling a racast from pso ugly. He has lots of guns and knows how to use them.

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Banned for the lulz.

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from

Banned for using a smilie.

Global Warming is a cake, and the cake is a lie. I rest my case that didn not exist.

Banned for not having OVER 9000 posts.

Do you need the right bumper at all to play it, cause if you do I can't play CoD5. Damn my DS and its spontaneous deicision to attempt an an hero but fail at it.

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The real answer is to kill the person who tied them there in the first place.