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Gobe swung from a hammock suspended between two banana trees, as Arius tied his up tightly. The small old man hopped into his hammock, and looked up at the stars. "Glad to be back Gobe?" Gobe sighed. "Yes. Would've prefered to stay in my village, but since SOMEBODY had to order all that rum, and take that little side fishing excursion, we won't reach there until tomorrow, at the earliest." Arius laughed. "You know you liked that fresh lobster in rum sauce. If you didn't like it, I guess that about explains why you had five of them." The men laughed for a bit. Gobe drifted off into deep sleep, as Arius sat up listening to the banana plantation workers getting drunk at the bar. There was a rustling sound from down at the shore. Arius sat up, and watched a stout shadow make its way up the beach. It stumbled, and swore. Arius jumped out of his hammock, and hid behind a tree. The shadow became a stout man in purple robes when he stood in the moonlight. As the man picked his way among the trees, Arius caught bits of his conversation with himself. "Stupid chrystals. Taeia couldn't come get them for herself, that lazy no good... I help her kidnap the stupid little prince, get her chrystals, even offer to murder little twirp! And all I get is five bags of gold. Five stinking bags." Arius followed the man into the bar. The man sat down at the bar, and ordered a drink. Arius sat down next to him, and ordered a tropical drink. The man turned to Arius and smiled. "Here on vacation?" Arius stuttered. "Yeah... yes. Tropical weather, its good for my... uh... dysentary." The man's eyes widened. "Um... alright..." Arius sipped his drink, and watched the man. After a while, the bartender came off with a small velvet bag. "Here you are sir." The man pulled a bag of coins out of his robes, and exchanged with the bartender. Arius looked away as he stood up. Under his breath, the man muttered. "Two down... two to go. The prince of Gielnor's days are numbered."

Woah! Look at all the views!!! :shock:

Woah... what on earth was that... :-k

To tyronicate- Completley and mercilessly anilate your opponant.

Was it really as violet and gory as all the reviews claimed?

Worst time at a dance... I liked this guy so my friends said I should ask him. So I did. He asked me why I wanted to dance with him, and I freaked out. I said "Well my friends..." Then he said "*Bad word* off *badword*" Which really hurt since he WAS one of my best guy friends. Now I make a point to kick him in the shins when he trys to talk to me. :x Best times... Well I got do dance with my best guy friend (not the doorknob from above) who I have a really huge crush on. That rocked. Plus me and my friends do this really funny dance to "Jump On It" you know when you need to kinda like move your hips around? We do it "extreme" we jump one way really far, then the next. Its kinda hard to explain, but heck, its fun!

Ha ha foofoomagoo I beat you! I must've watched Narnia around 30-some times. :wall:

The Chronicles of Narnia. For some freakish reason I cannot stop watching it... its a pretty good movie though.

Its on the previews for a Bones episode and Epic Moive. Its got really weird lyrics, but its a fun song! Anyone know what it is or where I can find it? :?:

Taeia stood over an open man hole. The cover clanged on the stone pavement as Atticus pulled it aside. The woman turned to Taeia, and smiled. "You're home, my queen." She nodded. "Could'nt of done it without you Nancy. You're the last piece of this puzzle of a plan I've conjured up." Nancy smiled and climbed down the man hole, followed by Atticus. Shaun stood by Prince Alex, who was squirming on the ground. Taeia kicked him in the head, and commanded Shaun to drag him down next. Shaun turned to his mother as he shoved Alex down the hole. ""You better get going, Queen Taeia." Taeia shrugged, as she looked into the rising sun. "I would, but come on, Shaun. I've been boxed up for five years. I'm finally returning home. Wouldn't you take the time to savor it too?" There was a thud as Alex hit the floor at the end of the hole. Shaun looked down, and smiled. "Just hurry up. Don't want anyone finding little cuz down here!" Taeia sat at the end of a long oak table, surronded by Atticus, Nancy, and Shaun. Alex was untied and ungagged, but was shackled to the wall. Nancy turned around when he sneezed. "You don't know who I am, do you?" Taeia attempted to shush her. Nancy smiled. "I am your great aunt, Alexander. I'm the part of Taeia's grand ole' plan!" Taeia sighed. "What the duchess of stupidity is trying to say, is that we're going to get a small bit of your blood, pour it over the chrystals we need, recite the ancient spells, and then kill you. Then the spells will kill everyone with your blood, but not Nancy. She's not technically related to you. She was adopted. So your mother, your aunts and uncles, everyone who would be able take over the throne if you would die. Nancy will be the next in line. And through her, I will gain power of a good portion of the known world!" Alex sat staring at both of the women, eyes wide. Atticus grunted. "Why in the name of Zammy would you reveal the plan? Expecially to that kid?" Taeia shrugged. "He's going to die as soon as we find the last 3 chrystals." Alex sat watching them argue, turning deathly white. Shaun glanced over to him, as the argument raged on. "Um... hey Taeia?" Taeia shouted. "Whaaaat???" Shaun pointed. "I think the kids fainting..." Alex hit the floor with a clang of his chains.

Right now, I'm about 40 levels away from a skillcape in my best skills, fishing, but I want one because it shows that you are persistent and dedicated enough to take the time to get one. Not that it doesn't look super cool! :thumbsup:

Good luck on all yours goals, Lep! All of your Tip.It buds are rooting for ya'!

Only uncut gems, and small amounts of money from 10-700 gp.

There was actually a post a while back about a 60-some year old grandmother who plays with her grandson. A ton of people didn't believe her, but if it is true, I say rock on! =D>

I've seen you a moderate amount of times. Where, I honestly cannot remember. But I do know who you are. \

Gobe smiled happily through his mouthful of banana, lounging on a crateful filled with the yellow fruit. He sat up, and glanced at Arius, who was sitting on a crate across the little banana shipping boat. "You know, old man, for such a shrivled little raisin, you're a nice guy. Taking me back to the land of my family, and all." Arius sighed. "For the millionth time, this is not a vacation. Taeia's new plan almost certainly includes coming after us. We're going into hiding." The captain of the boat came up onto the deck from his quarters below. Arius nodded at him. Thanks, Captain McGrady, for taking me and my cohort here to the island." The captain smiled. "No problem! Always happy to help a couple a'... er... what was is you two said yous was doin?" At the same time, Gobe and Arius spoke. "Inspecting palm trees." "Studying the mating habits of monkeys." Arius shot Gobe a look, and corrected both of them. "We're... er... inspecting the mating habits of rare palm tree monkeys. Endangered you know." The captain gave them a quizzical look, but shook it off. Gobe held up a banana. "What are these bananas doing headed back to the island? Don't they usually get unpacked at Port Sarim?" The captain laughed. "Those, me boy, are the worm infested crates 'o' naners. We send them back in as fertalizer, don't ya know." Gobe turned a sick shade of green, and threw up over the side of the boat. Arius stood up, and smoothed his robes. "There's the island, Gobe. Now, we just need to find that tribe of yours, and fit in as though we're a couple of natural born natives." Gobe took a break from puking long enough to say "I am a native, Ari. You're the one thats going to need to... a... blend in."

~Chapter 2~ Taeia sat smiling out of her apartment's window, the night air blowing her black hair across her face. Shaun, Atticus, and the woman from the night before sat at the other end of the room, talking. All of a sudden, Taeia turned around, and stuck her sword through her belt loop. Her black robes billowed in the wind. She smiled, and gestured for the others to stand. "We're ready." Alex was running down a darkened hallway. Blood dripped from the walls, as the clomping of large wolve's feet echoed behind him. Coming to a dead end, Alex turned and watched as the wolves approached. He raised his hands to shield face, as one lept upon him. The wolf held him under its massive paw for a second, and then grinned horribly. "What's fair is fair, Prince Alexander. The wrongdoings of a dead man fall upon his offspring. Don't worry... we'll try to make this as painless as possible..." Prince Alexander, who's father was the king of all Gielnor, woke up from his nightmare. His dark strands of hair were plastered to his face with a cold sweat, his breathing deep but fast. As he came back into reality, he calmed down a bit. It was just a dream. Just a meaningless nightmare. Alex shivered, then noticed his window was wide open, the curtains dancing as though a spirit had possesed them. He walked across the cold floor, shivering in his striped pajamas. As Alex shut the window, he heard a sound from across the room. Turning around, he noticed four figures coming out of the shadows. Pressing himself against the wall, he closed his eyes. "W-w-who's there? H-h-ello? P-please don't hurt me!" Taeia's velvety laugh echoed throughout the room. "Little Prince Alexander. Last time I saw you, you were just a little toddler! Look how you've grown! How old are you, son?" Alex quivered. "F-f-fifteen." Taeia smiled, as Shaun, Atticus, and the old women laughed from behind her. "Why the nervousness, Alex? Afraid of your Auntie Taeia?" Alex turned deathly white. Shaun cackled from across the room. "Hey, cuz! Long time no see!" Alex's voice wavered. "What do you want? I haven't gotten anything you want. You already killed my father, what more do you need?" Atticus frowned. "Why, your majesty! Its not a something we need, as much as a SOMEONE." Alex dropped to the floor, crying. "P-please! Don't hurt me! I really am not like my father, at all." He reached out to the windowsill, and grabbed a framed painting. "See? He's much fatter than me, and blonde!" Taeia came close to Alex, who dropped the painting, the glass shattering on the floor. She kneeled down next to the shaking prince. "I'm afraid that doesn't matter much. Its not your personality we're looking for. We're looking for revenge. Nothing against you, just your family." Shaun came forward with a towel, and gagged Alex. Atticus tied his wrists and ankles together, as Taeia waved her hands. Alexander floated to her eye level, his head hung forward. His face was hidden by the curtain of black hair hanging in front of his face. Taeia moved a few strands aside, and peered into her nephew's face. "Now, be a good little hostage, and cooperate. We want your death to be as painless as possible."

Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. Don't know why... its just so happy. I actually danced around my kitchen singing this into a banana a few weeks ago, its that happy of a song. :-w

Xewleer- Not quite sure what you're talking about, but thanks all the same. Bonzeben- I'll be done with my current story, the 2nd chapter of my Mooncrest Chronicles, in a few weeks. I've actually already kinda started the 2nd heir, though.

On the free-to-play world, Karam Ja is a little slice of tropical heaven!

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I don't think that turned out right... PM me if there's any problems with my request.

Code: Characters: 5 Character's apperance: (From left to right) #1: A short bald monk in brown robes #2: A tall woman in white desert robes, black hair, holding a scimtar (any kind) #3: A scrawny kinda looking kid with a scar across his face, a brown tunic, and white shirt, holding a rune scimmy#4: A monkey in a patched up white shirt. :lol: #5: A girl with blonde hair, and a blue dress. Background: A night sky (stars, moon) Event: They're just standing in a line, but the kid with the scar should be in the middle. Special details: Nothing really Other: <...> Font: Anything Text Heir of an Empire Subtext: Varrock Library

I was paintballing with a group from my church, and we played a capture the flag game. My first thought was castle wars, since there were this flags on this big wooden forts you had to get. Oh, and you know, whenever I slay a dragon. Definetly. :P

:-s Watched the video about 3 times... and I agree. Whats the point here... who's Honest1 and how can you kidnap someone? The point here is to make a fun TET event out of this, >.<. Honest1, I'm coming to save you! Well maybe once i do somemore jungle clean-up mini-game, and*insert long lists of things here* but once I'm done with that, THEN I'll come and save you. lol/ Oooooohhhhh! So he's in on this... well then, thats great! This is an awesome idea... *rides up on flying hippo* I'll take sky patrol.....