SupportMage

My character looks exactly like my ods Main used to, except with sleeves. Supportmage looks nothing like me though. MY hair is brown, doesn't reach my shoulders, and I don't walk around in robes all day. I never did like wearing armor, ever since I started. Shade robes, Zammy robes...And someday soon...vestments.

When I play on 99 (which is usually all the time unless I'm doing something else) I tend to type in complete sentences, be more polite, and generally be a better 'scaper. As opposed to the d0n77 sc4m m3 nub I see elsewhere, people here tend to be...y'know, literate.

I got my stuff to kill Green Dragon Autoers, which is Zamorak robes, Iban staff, 65 deaths and 200 fires, and the rest currys. As I walk by, I pass a PKer, and get Pked because I forgot I had food. >_

I saw Dark Alcyte running around once, He seemed pretty good. Can't really attest to other players, as I haven't seen them! (hint hint)

Absolutely no goal. Like me. Attack not high enough for dragon, skills to low to be cost-efficient, as my friend Corlog put it... I stopped lending him lunch money after that. His loss, I suppose.

Thanks for your nonexistent support.

I own that game. It's not that great.

Here's a failed scam-turned-noob-conversation Mario:GReetings mr. supportmage! you've been selected to become a mod. do you accept? Me: *reports* That depends. Do you accept the banning you're about to receive? Mario: Accept and give me ur pass Me: Listen, scum. You're not getting my account. Now get lost! Mario: Im reporting u for bugging me. nub Me: Riiiiiiiight. Have fun with that... Oh yes. And for the record, Mario isn't Mario Sunny, the member here. It's another person, so don't get the wrong idea.

This sentence is false. Deal or no deal? phree st00f pl0x?

1/10 for same reason, plox.

"But, but Mr. colonel-" Ok, those were Mussolini. Thyme for mine! Uh... I'd rather be fishing. My funeral will be more impressive. I want a techno rave, with my body on strings.

I'd loot a few stores, accomplish everything I wanted to do in life, accept God, and just meditate into the afterlife. Bhudda meditated and fasted while his God kept him alive,. I intend to do that, except not wake up. Who wants to wake up to a barren hold of unpleasant loneliness? Weird. As I was typing that above thing, my typing just...deteriorated. Wonder what that means?

Obby cape to some girl after she saved mme from PKing.

Eh...Ryder? I dunno.

I had fancy for a while, then I started temple of Ikov, and...well...-4KG is good, yo.

2/10, I see a post by you occasionally, but you're not the most prolific person I've seen...

Those outfits are own... Let's see then. Naval slacks Shade robe top pirate hat untrimmed slayer cape mime gloves trimmed strength amulet boots of lightness I think it's be cool.

This one happened on the shores of Catherby, my friend Cheyy (there's more but let's leave it at that) was being harassed by a lvl 96, with a flail. He's following her, and bypassing the chat filter to insult her. And blowing kisses. He wanted to be her boyfriend. After most of us had reported him by that time, he walked away. This is what I remember of it: Cheyy: Can I help u? noob: I b ur bf bych Cheyy Um...no. About 3 people: Reported Me: Lol noob: u r all noobs n u can go 2 hell for noobishness Cheyy: Leave. I don't like you. noob: come on you know i can please you with my flail About 5 minutes later Cheyy: Zomg leave! Noob: fine b i * * h i hat3 yu! A shame how high levels with nice things have to go to waste, isn't it?

Insert generic response here: Dah-rock Goo-than Veh-rack Kae-rill Air-im Tore-agg Tomayto, tomahto. Varrock, Verack. It doesn't matter, as long as you get their stuff, right?

I'm usually bored as the people around me call me noob, (Lvl 60 is noob?) and I like talking. Add me plox. Time zone is US eastern.

4, would have been 5, except the last one happened in Mort'ton...you know, with aggreaaive shades...so I try and kiss her, and WAHH. Shade attacks. By the time I kill it, I'm in frogland. (Frogland rules!)

You need the entire set for it's effect to work.

If youre old enough to not be a noob, feel free to stay. One of my friends asked me to help with Shades of Mort'ton because she and 'her hubby' couldn't do it with just 2 people. There's something nice - husband and wife playing runescape together. I say just do whatever works best for you, quit when you feel like quitting, and try and getcha woman in your life to play. :D

^ I like to impress the massed. Bi hamm3r plox!!!!!11 No. Bi f3athr th3n!11 Untradable, yo. Sorry. Noob!111

Got it. It's to happen Friday night, 8 PM eastern. That's in 2 hours from the time this message was written, World 99. Rccomended items: Flamtaer Hammer Swamp Paste Chisel about 10k or have Aid of the Myreque halfway completed Some people should bring weapons, you guys who want some combat XP are the defenders. Repel the Shade menace ftw! An axe and/or high-lvl logs highly reccomended if you plan to cremate them dead 'uns.