SupportMage

A dollar comes out. Holy crap! *inserts 100$ bill, hopes for the best*

I heard someone say it was his last name. Could be, though.

Cult. It's a 200 dollar entrance fee, and they "cleanse" you into healing. Along the way they lecture you about why humans are evil and how a sci-fi author is the ultimate savior. It's just like I see Alcoholics Anonymous. They tell you, you have a disease, can't cure yourself, and only we can help you. Otherwise you'll never get a job anywhere.

trapped for 2 days inside Varrock Castle. :D

Zammy robes (not vestments) Red chompy hat Gadderhammer Spotty cape boots of lightness Glory Ring of Life Ice gloves

A ring of life, how would that work? You get stabbed by some dude, you teleport home, and bleed all over your own carpet and then die at home. Hm, let's see... Report abuse. I know some people that need some "divine intervention". My own pet Jubbly bird. It's huge. I'd train it and ride him like an ostrich. Bracelet of regeneration. Nobody likes a 4-month hospital stay and bill. Reduce that by 2 months and stay rich and happy!

You, being Zeddude, get compacted in the machine and shot out across the room, leanding in a pulpy mess. Oh dear you are dead! *Insart coin*

January 29th :-w

HAM Attack and Egypt. Joy of the Hunt and Aztec are good.

Antarctica. It's where the Blob ended up, which was what blob of paint came as... Spleen.

Pl0x. Used loudly, randomly, often, and pointlessly!

Iban blast and lobsters...took me 2 tries. I reccomend a ring of recoil, because if I had a Life ring I would have tele'd out, and wouldnt have scored the lucky hit.

4/10

That's not passive aggressive. Passive aggressive is ignoring them and peeing in their coffee the next day. Anyway, I'm usually a pretty docile buy, but certain things set me off. I.E. crying baby running loose in resteraunt without parent intervention, beggars (rs beggars, not hobos), and yuppies.

I do it all the time...not exactly a market, but one at a time, do it and get rich. Gadderhammers ftw!

Rum Deal, mainly because it proved how gullible the character is. Pete: You have a spider in your hair. Let me get it. Supportmage: Thanks. Pete hits Support with a bottle. Also, Pete: It's a magic teleporting bottle. Turn around, count to three, clap your hands, and speak your destination. Supportmage: I have to see this. *turns around* One... Pete hits Support with a bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PXSmhNC71E&mode=related&search= That there, at 1:53, is where we get the Zombie Dance from.

When talking to Skippy rant, he says something along the lines of And your characters response to his rants?

It's sticky, but in the stomach it gets all bile-y and that neutralizes the stickiness. No problem. Been doing it since I was 5. :P

:| I was gonna be a mage pure, then go Lunar, never happened.

Mine is on. Always. Problem is, nobody ever talks to me...*sob sob*

That episode was win. But since then, more and more (world 99 members...)have been asking me for free stuff, because I look rich. Which I don't get. If I have expensive stuff, it means I don't have any money left, right?

Woot. I sent a complaint about this very thing and they acted on it! \ Of course it wasn't mine alone, if it was at all, but still! There should be a huge crackdown on macroers and farmers, maybe sharks will go back up to 1k apiece?

Being the idiot I am, I put on my trenchcoat (beige, how is that terroristic?) and walk down the street. some guy calls the cops and LIES, saying I rang his doorbell, pointed a gun at him, and ran away. When we're at the station, my dad aska, did he really have a gun? The guy has the nerve to say "No, but I figured since he had a trenchcoat he was a terrorist and did it in my best interest of survival". My god. Paranoid ...Ragh! Cabbage. Now I'm all cheesed off.

Abyss Rcers complain about the value of their stuff being in danger from Pkers, so they make the miracle non0skull thing, then Pkers complain about their loss of buisiness. Balls.