paaaaaaaasta

and it starts singing the llama song (yay a toast singing the llama song) presses the "press to release an army of noobs" button

ARRRRRGGGHH!!!!!! -My computer is going crazy and keeps popping up something about "you have bought a Logitech product blah blah blah register to blah blah". I mean what the hell is with customer service, you buy their stuff and they spam you and make your computer lag like crazy until you almost blow yourself up/ smash the screen -Sandwich lady (gah! clicked wrongly again!) -when you were talking through clan/friends chat and get killed by whatever demon/dragon/any other monster you're fighting -posting on tipit and going back to runescape to find out that an evil chicken killed you

It was also sad to see all the replies it got. Most of them being spam about the post itself being spam. #-o :wall: Replying to spam is spam, why don't people understand!!! -.- [/rant] IT was rather interesting though, especially the part about watching everyone flame that idiot. the most idiotic part of his post was: It's like saying "Hey paaaaaaaasta has everything to do with lord of the rings just change the P into L, the 1st A into O, the 2nd A into R, the 3rd A into D, the 4th A into a space, the 5th A into O, the 6th A into F, the 7th A into a space, the 8th A into T, the S into H, the T into E, the A into a space and add in R-I-N-G-S. :wall: :wall: and everything else I saw posted here is completely shocking, I know Runescape's average IQ is low, but not that low!

For me it would be Examine paaaaaaaasta "likes to eat pasta, to bad there's no pasta in Runescape"

I don't understand why they need this part, members don't even have ads, they don;t even need it

I was buying Rune dagger once for 11k and some guy offered a trade the trade was: I offered 11k he also offered 11k trade accepted

where my character died so he'll respawn on the spot!

that guy at the Lumbridge castle who you can so "I've come to kill everyone" to

strangely, nobody ever pms me, even noobs don't. (and I always keep my private chat on) the last time I got a strange pm is from so weirdo typing "hey can i join ur clan" (with large spaces between words) (and he didn't because he was lvl 25)

Skyscraper D'oh!

Due to the fact that many humans can only see what's directly effecting them, the see beggars to be more annoying/ disruptful than gold farmers. The reason that macroers are reported is because those reporters probably have the idea that the macroers are hindering their (the reporter's) skilling/ earning.

1. more bank space 2. ability to do something amusing (e.g. throw it at noobs, turn you into a flying banana) with the banana-in a rum (use a banana with a karamja rum) 3. team capes 4. a monster which drops rune platebody or something like that 5. a new quest (I temporarily quit once because I was bored after finishing all the f2p quests)

well I created 1 account before this it was paaaaaaasta (7 a's) in 2003 and I was trying to train smithing but i had somehow forgotten that a hammer is required to smith bars. I only found that out when I tried to smith. then I thought a warhammer would have the same function as a normal hammer so I tried to use it to smith a bronze mace; but obviously it didn't work. I did not know how to get a hammer ( Yes, I was a complete noob back then) so I started begging ("Buying hammer 1000gp) outside the varrock general store, oblivious to the fact that I could simply get one from the store a small price. then some guy about lvl 30-ish wearing bronze came to me (I was wearing iron) and said "I know how to get a hammer, just follow me". I replied "Why don't you just sell it?" he then said "It cannot be traded". then he took me into the wilderness explaining instructions to get to a non-existant place (I thought it was true that time) where you have to kill some powerful monstes and all that whatnot. then we were ambushed in a place (I forgot where that was but it was in a forest somewhere directly north of varrock) by a lvl 60-something mage. obviously I was killed first then I appeared in lumbridge where that guy appeared a few seconds later. well he saw me and started chatting with me for a while then i realised I had lost the full iron (yes, I am a rather slow person) therefore I quit Runescape. (until in late 2004 then I started playing Runescape again as paaaaaaaasta (8 a's) because I had too much time)

1. words with the -xor suffix (e.g. "haxxor" or "Suxxor") (but words with the -age suffix are euphonic) 2. something to do with the phrase 'no life' 3.

1. 76 2. 1110ish 3. Talking nonsense ingame 4. Student, High school 5. Hmmm..... I eat pizzas, do press-ups no reason, and play wargames 6. High School 7. normally at home. that's why I eat instant noodles almost everyday 8. I forgot how 9. hmmm..... don't have one yet, but I could make up something ridiculous 10. History 11. no 12. I don't watch sports 13. anything that's one discovery channel, animal planet or Nat. Geo

there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming"

pet noob, enslaved noobs..... sounds like a great idea. If there were such things, I would have gotten a zamorak full long ago. I like the one on the begging levels. hmm........ "congratulations!! you Just advanced a begging level! Your begging level is now 99!" "You can now speak advanced gibberish" "You are now a master of begging! talk to the beggar king at the beggar palace to get you begging cape and the official hobo uniform for beggars"

Snakes are vetrebates, they have a backbone an many pairs of ribs and a skull

If you follow someone who is following you, both people would look like they're dancing with each other

(taken from another topic which I thing was locked) This seems like a good idea to prevent illiterate toddlers from creating an account an going everywhere calling other people 'noobs' when he/she him/herself is one.

that's impossible, because f2p cannot receive skill capes. he said 'seen', it might mean an p2p player in a f2p world wearing a skill cape

That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...!! Hold on a sec, it's all of them! #-o I once was so damn annoyed at one noob, so I gave him like 50k and a leftover rune plate. Guess what? Yeah, he wanted more. this just shows people (especially the stupid species) are never satisfied or grateful, they're just annoying parasites and pest. I wonder whehter is pesticide an effective way to kill noobs.

depends on the region 'noob' is used by many high levels in lumbridge and by lower levels (e.g. people who cannot get kills fast) in popular training spots. 'lol' is used in most conversations something like: "lol im araeldy lv70" or "lol im gonna pwn this thing" where it has lost its meaning of 'laugh out loud' and is more commonly used as an interjection

I just offer something that is valuable and when the 2nd trade screen appears, They might most likely accept so I would wait.... and wait...... and wait until they finally decline and say something like "OMG why did u decline, i was just about to accept" and then repeat the process until the beggar gets impatient and goes away

that goes under Harrassment http://www.runescape.com/kbase/viewarticle.ws?article_id=2481 and chat flooding (rule 1)