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Your superior got fired because of you? Not really, but I certainly didn't help his case

I show up hungover 3 hours late to work, and my superior gets fired for it. da [bleep]

st patricks day. couldn't find a party. crying myself to sleep, brb

that and drop the atitude that you're awkward and unliked. What you think of yourself will be what others think of you. Because that's how you project yourself.

you're placed in a room with said parent, hitler, and santorum. no escape. one bullet loaded in a pistol. who do you shoot?

Please, for the love of god, let this be fake. I REALLY want to make a troll version of this book. Also, I [bleep] all the time, but it doesn't mean I drink [which i do less often] rofl also pretty sure "pwnage' meaning "to own" doesnt help the cause

d'aww I think that's what we all really want [minus the cancer] and excluding muggi

ehh that was bound to happen. Wouldn't have guessed in Texas though. Seems more like a Jersey thing to do. Whatever. @Vezon I kind of remember you telling us about that essay before and how you almost got arrested lol

I haven't raged so hard at a game in years. Holy jesus this is frustrating.

Todays economy dictates a good 22 years practically minimum

Finally got my moped running after buying it in december in non-running condition. It's guzzling fuel, and leaking oil...and I need to change the kickstand and right tail light, but after that it'll be good as new :) So fun to ride

A photo of me, was bored and didn't realise what I look like, I mean really I've never done anything that wasn't legal... Anyone else get a weird feeling when you realize how young some of the TIF users are? Feels like I've almost been here too long. Ignore it. We need the grandfather generation to survive

I had no idea this existed. Mind = blown and for the record, the movie isn't "good" in the sense that it's intuitive or mind stimulating, but it's enjoyable and will make you want to party. And I like that. It's about the experience you have, not the quality of the film.

Didn't work out for the same reason many relationships fail: I became needy :P uh huh. And you see no correlation between your feelings towards neediness now, and the way your past relationship worked out? Or do you see the correlation, and that's what fueled the whole self-help 'get your shit together' campaign? It's more of a "Hindsight is always 20/20" sort of thing. As soon as I became single again, I developed a voracious appetite for self-improvement in order to get rid of the negative feelings and get back to "normal." Though like I've said in previous posts, most of the negative emotions vanished once I moved to college, met a ton of new people, and experienced many new things. It wasn't until much later that I concluded that the reason things didn't work out was because I was too needy. I didn't "discover" that long-term monogamy doesn't work until Fall 2010. I didn't discover the importance of gratitude (and everything else related to meditation and positive psychology) until Spring 2011. I discovered carefreeness/unattachment way back in like Spring 2010 but didn't think too much of it till a year or two later. For all I know, the relationship could've ended for some other reason. But I don't really care :P okay fair enough. Guess the lesson there is, why be sad when you can be awesome instead lol

Didn't work out for the same reason many relationships fail: I became needy :P uh huh. And you see no correlation between your feelings towards neediness now, and the way your past relationship worked out? Or do you see the correlation, and that's what fueled the whole self-help 'get your shit together' campaign?

Saw project X. New drinking game: every time I say "HOLY SHIT" when watching Projecft X, take a drink. [bleep]ing amazing time watching that movie.

Or perhaps whenever he tries to meet women they assume he's in it for sex only? or perhaps there's no coincidence at all and he's just drawing to take the piss out of it for amusement. It's a moot point, really. You can't blame a guy for wanting to talk to a girl, hoping to get long-term committed sex in the long run. Similarly, you can't really blame a girl for wanting to form a relationship with a guy, hoping for security in the long run. As far as "taking the piss out of it for amusement" goes-- to be honest, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. But whenever I drink and/or go out to the bars/house parties and socialize with strangers, it's purely for my own amusement. I love shooting shit with strangers just to make them laugh and help them escape from their boring, worrisome lives. There's so many people I meet at the bars/parties who are stressed out or preoccupied with such trivial things that never even cross my mind-- it feels great just to tease them and joke around with them. Naturally, by conversing w/ people in such a nature, they want to get to know you better because you're kind of a "rare breed" in their lives. That's where relationships should stem from-- not from gimmicks, "peacocking," "displaying higher value," or "negs"-- but from forming fun and genuine connections with people through humor and similarities. Kind of like that comic alluded to-- there's too many guys that I cross paths with at bars and parties who are only there to get laid, and consequently, feel bad about themselves if they fail to do so. I mean, I'm not really judging them for doing so-- I can understand their motivation-- but whenever I recognize those kinds of people at bars and parties, I still try to treat them equally as if they're in the same boat as me. Like I said-- being friendly to everybody you meet and dropping all judgment/stereotypes can do wonders for your life and the lives of others :) As I've said in the past-- even if you take what I've mentioned here to heart-- you shouldn't be doing so to get laid or boost your ego among others. You should be doing it for your own amusement and for the amusement of others. Forming friendships and getting laid is just a bonus. There's so much negativity in the world today-- people need good news, positivity, and humor in their lives. So why not be the person who can provide that? :) ...Just my two cents :P I'm curious what your relationship history looks like, Mug. if you don't mind the question I haven't been in a relationship since 2009 and I hope to keep it that way :P How'd that work out?

....wut? Aren't you old enough to have it to begin with? (and if not, well.... given the amount of times drunk TIF'ing, parties etc I would have expected him to go "...meh") Here in 'Murrica I have another 10 months, 2 weeks, and one day before I can legally have it. And my parents didn't know I drank til today. He also wasn't happy I had a half bottle of jack in my car :/

aww I like having adrenal around. THIS IS WHATS KILLING OUR OT in other news my dad found my liquor stash and wasn't very happy. made me dump all of it :(

I have 1200 photos because my ex's best friend wanted to be a photographer. Picture quantity means nothing truly. I also have a couple dozen myspace style defaults whenever i change my hair style. Just take some time to make yourself up and take a picture of yourself, not a big deal. Phones work for the most part.

Or perhaps whenever he tries to meet women they assume he's in it for sex only? or perhaps there's no coincidence at all and he's just drawing to take the piss out of it for amusement. It's a moot point, really. You can't blame a guy for wanting to talk to a girl, hoping to get long-term committed sex in the long run. Similarly, you can't really blame a girl for wanting to form a relationship with a guy, hoping for security in the long run. As far as "taking the piss out of it for amusement" goes-- to be honest, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. But whenever I drink and/or go out to the bars/house parties and socialize with strangers, it's purely for my own amusement. I love shooting shit with strangers just to make them laugh and help them escape from their boring, worrisome lives. There's so many people I meet at the bars/parties who are stressed out or preoccupied with such trivial things that never even cross my mind-- it feels great just to tease them and joke around with them. Naturally, by conversing w/ people in such a nature, they want to get to know you better because you're kind of a "rare breed" in their lives. That's where relationships should stem from-- not from gimmicks, "peacocking," "displaying higher value," or "negs"-- but from forming fun and genuine connections with people through humor and similarities. Kind of like that comic alluded to-- there's too many guys that I cross paths with at bars and parties who are only there to get laid, and consequently, feel bad about themselves if they fail to do so. I mean, I'm not really judging them for doing so-- I can understand their motivation-- but whenever I recognize those kinds of people at bars and parties, I still try to treat them equally as if they're in the same boat as me. Like I said-- being friendly to everybody you meet and dropping all judgment/stereotypes can do wonders for your life and the lives of others :) As I've said in the past-- even if you take what I've mentioned here to heart-- you shouldn't be doing so to get laid or boost your ego among others. You should be doing it for your own amusement and for the amusement of others. Forming friendships and getting laid is just a bonus. There's so much negativity in the world today-- people need good news, positivity, and humor in their lives. So why not be the person who can provide that? :) ...Just my two cents :P I'm curious what your relationship history looks like, Mug. if you don't mind the question

Hit up a party that was Project X themed. Got busted within 20 minutes, with over 7 city blocks filled with cars, and entire police force worth of squad cars. In retrospect, I should have taken a picture...ah well,, it was fun to be there, even if it got wrecked by the police

It's not very accurate-- both people in the first panel are "wrong" I want to marry that girl. She's quick witted, obviously attractive enough that the guy needed a confidence boost to talk to her and perceptive.

Have some heart bro. This reminds me of the depression I went through when I was a teen, and I get offended every time someone makes a suicide joke in order to poke fun at people with depression. Put yourself in his place... I'm not saying don't be considerate. I'm saying 90% oft the things I find funny are highly offensive to somebody somewhere exactly this. In other news, Whitney Houston has been clean for nearly 2 months :D

We have to be considerate of what we post, and we can't post censored material? I don't see this thread living up to its potential at all on TIF, which is tough to say