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incorrect sir! I'm just a sloppy typer tonight. watch out the second week of November though. Having a 5 day straight house party. Cant wait hahaha

ENTP here ya'll are freaks

god you're unamericam

18 ping, 8.82mbps down, 4.15mbps up is that bad? also: which is creepier: me finding the hot girl that deposits my pay checks on mondays on facebook because i recognized her face on an aquaintance's status or me finding a girl that i met today that works at gamestop solely because she mentioned her first name when she was helping me on facebook. facebook makes stalking too easy. takes the fun out of things

I worked a wedding tonight where all the groomsmen had black converse. pretty sick

British OT: I'm considering moving to London for [cabbage]s and giggles. Good idea? comments? things I should know?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. ^ Grammatically valid mind > blown Wasn't this posted here like last week? (originally on Cracked that same day as well) Yes. And I posted it in the thread complaining about the english language like 3 days before that...

lol you call that a shift? I worked 42 hours in 3 days last weekend when I was sick :P

Dude, your right. :shades: My roommate thinks one of our girl friends is super hot, and he keeps trying to get me to go out with her. Thing is, I don't find her that attractive. She's pretty, but just not my style, I guess. She's been saying hi more often to me (we were friends last year and I rarely talked to her), and is talking to me more. I'm really hoping she's not into me, because that'd be the worst thing for me right now: the opportunity to display affection, but not wanting to. What is your style then? His style is Emma Watson. Only...Emma Watson

Personally, I mostly only find white girls attractive [with some latino and the occasional asain] but hey - if you're into other races, far be it from me to stop you. love is love, regardless of color or creed [or genitalia]

My best friend lost his virginity tonight before work. We ended up drinking ourselves stupid and smoking a few cigars on our break with all our co-workers in celebration. It was like a party that he finally got laid. Wonderful time, seriously :) I'm so proud of him :')

sick hawk dude!

Ranked #300 on Rock Band Vocals for Attack Attack!'s Sexual Man Chocolate on Expert. 8-) then tried again and tripled my score. [bleep] yeah

Sent my first international letter today. Also my dad sifted through my car and found a used condom. awkward.

This never did happen...

Blink's new album. All day. everyday.

2 very different feelings for 1 certain occasion today [and yesterday] yesterday I was thikning about drinking all day, a buddy texts me in class "I have mojito stuff, drinks later?" [bleep] yeah today I was thinking about smoking all day, same guy texts me: "robustos at my house when you're free" [bleep] to the [bleep] yes dude reads my mind i swear, but this cigar had a meaning...me him and my other good friend agreed to smoke every time my other friend gets further with a girl [he has a lot of relationship, or lack there of issues] and last nighht he was literal minutes away from losing his virginity but the girl's mom walked in. But anyway, if you hadn't noticed my last few posts on here have been more along the lines of nothing or "I'm lonely". What I didn't realize was this was causing me to not sleep or eat. And it only hit me about 3/4 into a Robusto Vegas 5 Gold that I hadn't eaten or slept in 3 days. Next thing I know I'm having a nervous breakdown, my head is spinning and i puke a few times. This sucked cause I had to be at my grandparents like an hour later for Rosh Hashana. So about an hour passes, I can't even stand let alone drive there, but I manage to puke some more, and get manhandled by my friends into my car. I make it home [5 minute drive, nbd] tell my parents I felt faint, ate a loaf of bread and fainted on my couch. Didn't wake up til about half an hour ago, a good 5ish hours later. I feel disgustingly unhealthy. good cigar though. Probably shouldn't smoke again for a while...or atleast be not retarded about it next time and eat beforehand

Stressing hard for no real reason. Still feeling lonely as hell. Trying to hang out with some different people soon, hopefully it'll change things for the better. I think I need a smoke

I...am bewildered. Certainly i've missed something

How much do those generally cost? Because I'm nearly broke right now, I've got like $10. You can get it at pretty much any pharmacy. I don't know the price but here's a coupon? http://www.planbones...com/coupon.aspx this might be highly inappropriate to say, but the fact that this post exists literally made me throw my head back and laugh. I mean it's awesome how much it just helped My Eggs, but...I never thought I'd see a post here anywhere near this callibur of...I don't even know, but I found it hilarious but on a serious note, Best of luck Eggs. Let this experience teach us all a lesson on anti-teen pregnancy

That's putting a serious limit on your options, but it's still possible. I played that game for a long time...Of course...I ended up cheating on the one girl, and then decided relationships are lame eventually leading to where I am now where was talking to a bunch of girls, then hooking up with a few here and there, and now I'm lonely as [cabbage]. Not to say your life parallel's mine in anyway, i'm just saying it could happen

I hear you. All my friends are getting together with people they're into, or are getting close to it. I can't [bleeping] get over my ex. Which leads me to this question: How do I meet new people? Because right now my ex and I are really good friends, despite the fact that I still have feelings for her (She doesn't know I do). So I need a way to get over her without cutting off contact with her. Because honestly, talking to her is probably what I look forward to most every day. So I figured meeting someone new might let me get over her without having to stop talking to her. I just need to find out how to meet someone new. take it from me buddy, you don't want to be spending excessive amounts of time with your ex if she's not trying to get back together with you. You can still talk to her, but cut back little by little and use the time to meet new people. Being too close to your ex can be a huge issue for yourself, AND anyone else you try to date

I've been single for...probly close to 2 years now. I haven't so much as touched a girl in...I don't know a month? 2 months? All my friend's are chasing after girls they are really into, or recently got with the girl they recently fell for. I'm lonely :/

I'm shocked you haven't tried to kiss her before... Do or die dude. Make your move asap!