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There's a name for those faketanned-idiot stereo types: Guidos. The less tan version being called "Chotches" Anywho, regarding ABC, your situation seems to be well handled. You shouldn't stress who you're going to be friends with though. You need to lower your guard a bit and be less judgemental. Being open is key to making friends. Converse with anyone you see, no matter what they look like. You shouldn't really judge people by thier clothes and style, but instead by who you get along with. Can you picture yourself as being a jock? Or a gamer? You shouldn't mold yourself into a stereotype, but it will help make frinds, even if alot of them are tools. Getting a good mixture of everyone takes true talent, but is more than do-able. Oh, and I also suggest making a few decent and trustworthy friends before chasing too many girls. It'll come in handy - trust me.

(on the day of the alleged apocolypse)I'll be in college. A few people will kill themselves, a ton of people will start attending their respective religous ceremonies. It might snow. A lot of people in New York will scream I told you so. Something slighty strange will happen and be blown way out of proportion. The day will end, and the next one will begin. So nothing too out of the ordinary.

I didn't realize we were at war. Anyways, Germany has sent a number of its people to help repair damaged buildings, but asks that in future situations to correct me when I post Luxembourg and Belgium as separate countries :x Germany laughs at Christianity's weak pope; a puppet of Luxembourg. Germany has changed its national anthem to Sons of Odin by Manowar [yt]qwebpUbFEqQ[/yt] As is Germany, and regrets that it was not around to contribute to this project, so it could not overwhelm the crew and make this new planet New Germany. My apologies for not telling you that Belgium was my territory, but I am grateful for your acceptance of my offer. We never technically declared war on each other, but if you hadn't noticed, we were building up to it. The Northward marching troops will return to Vatican City to more or less chill. Oh, and btw, The Pope controls Catholics, not Christians \

Rise Against [/generic metal name] NeverShoutNever Zebra Head but yes, we could just list every band ever and someone would agree somewhere. Personally I like a couple that have already been named (ie. Bullet For My Valentine)

70 more LAART's are produced. Spec Ops troops begin training high-profile hijacking techniquies. I offer a diplomatic solution to Germany, despite the call of my people. Russia seems to be our common enemy, and there's no need to spark a world conflict over a few accidental bombs. Luxembourg will re-instate a peace treaty with Germany on the condition that reperations are made for the destruction of the damaged parts of Belgium. The Pope continues to hide in his current position. Luxembourg is very impressed with the results yielded in the Japan/Brazil/Norway space program.

It looks like the guy on the right belongs to the douche bag tribe. I may or may not be of low value, but the guy on the right is straight club trash. He's got the cell phone out, the douche-smug look on his face, and a random girl he doesn't give a crap about by his side. Yes he'll get girls, but the question is...for how long? A girl looking for a serious commitment and dependability, I'd imagine would go to the guy on the left who clearly would devote themselves to her. Yes to some that takes a away the fun of dating...but it can't possibly be that way for every girl.

Ah ok. You should've said something when I posted the map. I think you're over-reacting a bit though, as I've only had a little scuffle with Holland. Eh whatever, I shall start phasing out this ludicrous puppet pope then, we German people shall embrace our true religious heritage. Rise Sons of Odin! Tech support staged a walkout? I can't imagine Italy would be very acceptive of 100,000 troops moving through its territory, though. Okay. Are LAARTs tanks? Or aircraft? Stealth bombers? Old news really :P Perhaps I am over reacting, but you did after all attack my land. The Pope is in a safe undisclosed place as of right now, especially since Europe is lighting up with war. italy is fine with me moving troops through it for three reasons: 1) The alliance agreed that when under attack, we'd protect each other. I'm mobolizing troops through it to protect it. and 2) Italy is rather inactive. and finially 3) I helped Italy out of a natural disaster crisis when an earthquake hit lower Italy. I put them back on their feet. Also, LAART's almost exactly what they are in the Star Wars universe for simplicity sake. Google it. I did a few modifications to be different though. As for the stealth bomber type tech, it is kind of old news, but I assume that all military advancements have to be identified to be fair. That is why Germany is stuck with most of it's military circling it's borders, of a country filled with infants(who are probably age like 5 by now). I produce 65 more LAART's. Spec Op troops begin training in the field of Krav Maga. Stealth technology is still rather expensive and will be postponed until a cheaper method arises. I think you've been out for like 4 maybe 5 years. 6 at best. There's no way you could produce a behemoth like that in that amount of time. I may allow one, but 10 is preposterous. I do own Vatican City. And he is no puppet. Not in the public eye, anyway. The Pope is actually still pretty well liked. Except in Spain. Spain doesn't approve of his aggresion as of late.

Good catch! I knew the response was familiar. People should really have more respect for this thread than to troll it. EDIT: oops, I almost forgot. SOmeone asked what clothes they should wear along with what they should say. Things to say could be anything. Anything. Quote a popular movie, or the latest Comedy Cenrtal special. Just don't spit out random bullspit. Clothes don't matter really. No matter what you where, unless you live in a really tiny area, you'll be able to identify with someone. The sad truth around my neck of the woods is that if you shop at American Eagle, you gain instant friends #-o

Well now is your chance, but your time is running low. Summer is a great time for self-improvement without the awkward transition phase being in plane sight of your peers. If you come back to school witha smile on your face, all you have to do is act like your thrilled to see everyone you see. Talk to people, wave at them. Make them feel welcome and comfortable near you. Friends will come in time. You may even impress a few ladies with the way you turned around your life ;)

Eh Belgium had it coming, 'e was lookin' at me funnylike. And you can't really blame me for attacking Holland, he dumped nuclear waste into my territorial waters (or at least verrry close to it). And why does Luxembourg get to decide who stays in the EC? I'm the most active member in the Confederacy, and part of the agreement was to not attack other European countries. Seeing as how Belgium is my territory, this is not looking good for you Germany. The 175 LAART's in Mozambique have been ordered to return to the homefront. Yes I can blame you for attacking Holland, as you took an accident to be an offense against your country or something. 100,000 Zimbabwe soldiers(upgraded militia) are being shipped out into North-West Italy to march Northward within a few weeks. The remaining Belgium citizens have found it wonderous to be attacked by bombers that didn't relly exist, but found new love of patriotism of the motherland of Luxembourg. 20,000 very upset citizens demand that Luxembourg remove Germany from the Confederacy, and to declare an all out war on them. Citizens of Luxembourg are advised to purchase bomb shelters. The Pope has decreed that Germany's actions of late are dispicable and something should be done about it. He asks that all Catholics do what ever they can to help the survival of Catholisism, as Germany is out to destroy them. The Pope has also been relocated out of Luxembourg to a more secure area in an unmarked transport. I never actually agreed to join the EC, you just said I was part of it and I went along with it. You can declare war on me, but be forewarned that I fight dirty, and losses will be high for you. And since when do you have Belgium? Also, the Pope has no authority. This isn't medieval Europe, so I could care less whether he excommunicates/ calls an anathema on High King Lahtor Field. Oh and the bombers that bombed Belgium did in fact exist, though I'll leave it to you to determine the extent of the damage they inflicted. Alert fighters have been launched, and are patrolling German air space. I will not be the aggressor in this war, so the ball is in your court. Also, what the hell are Zimbabwean militia doing in Italy? :? Okay, you came in late so I'll pardon the ignorance. I claimed Belgium about 3 or 4 years (days) ago. It took awahile, but it was mostly peacefully. Luckily, they're very happy to be under my rule now that they need protection. Secondly, the Pope still has a crap load of power. But in real life he's morally sound and doesn't abuse it. This is fiction. And I control the Pope. The Pope can tell any devout Catholic anything and they'd pretty much have to do it, for the sake of their souls. A chunk of Africa has been converted to such a religion. The Argentinian region is mostly Catholic, as is Spain and a large quantity of Europe. The Pope is quite important in all actuality. Thirdly, Zimbabwe houses 600,000 Indian refugees, along with hundreds of thousands of other citizens. All of which are loyal to Luxembourg. Same goes for Mozambique. If you're interested in knowing how, read between the pages of 30 and 50. Maybe earlier, it was Adrenal's desicion to unleash millions of Indians into nowhere. I gladly picked them up. Zimbabwe is where the majority of my infintry is, as I was trying to colonize Africa, but I guess I'll put a hold on that. The troops are moving through Italy. It just happens to be in my way, they're not attacking or anything. If anything, it's for the protection of Italy. Spec Op troops are currently being trained to use surface to air missles with peak efficency. 15 more LAART's have been produced. Luxembourg Aerodynamic Scientists think they are onto something! Radar can only see reflected light, so in theory a vehicle with no straight lines could be invisible to radar! If proven to be cost efficient, it will be applied to all LAART's henceforth.

Eh Belgium had it coming, 'e was lookin' at me funnylike. And you can't really blame me for attacking Holland, he dumped nuclear waste into my territorial waters (or at least verrry close to it). And why does Luxembourg get to decide who stays in the EC? I'm the most active member in the Confederacy, and part of the agreement was to not attack other European countries. Seeing as how Belgium is my territory, this is not looking good for you Germany. The 175 LAART's in Mozambique have been ordered to return to the homefront. Yes I can blame you for attacking Holland, as you took an accident to be an offense against your country or something. 100,000 Zimbabwe soldiers(upgraded militia) are being shipped out into North-West Italy to march Northward within a few weeks. The remaining Belgium citizens have found it wonderous to be attacked by bombers that didn't relly exist, but found new love of patriotism of the motherland of Luxembourg. 20,000 very upset citizens demand that Luxembourg remove Germany from the Confederacy, and to declare an all out war on them. Citizens of Luxembourg are advised to purchase bomb shelters. The Pope has decreed that Germany's actions of late are dispicable and something should be done about it. He asks that all Catholics do what ever they can to help the survival of Catholisism, as Germany is out to destroy them. The Pope has also been relocated out of Luxembourg to a more secure area in an unmarked transport.

Well, most of this threads users will say one or more of the following: 1. It won't work 2. You're 15, it can't work 3. Long distance relationships are tough, and usually end badly 4. Depends how big the distance is Personally, I wish you luck with it. I believe in ideal condtions, theu can work. But be forewarned that it probably won't be a very long term thing. Most people ask what the point is once they realize that.

I'm gonna ignore the fact that Germany accidentally bombed Belgium. He obviously didn't know what he was doing, and in the future, you should really look at a map before playing a world conquest game! 200 more LAART's are now in service. 75 of which are on their way to Mozambique. I ask that Germany either stop attacking Eruopean soil, or face banishment from the Confederacy. And for the information of Germany, Luxembourg has a large military force, as well as territory in Africa, maybe not in real life, but in this thread, Luxembourg's pretty big. Don't count me out because I'm tiny. Special Op training is now optional for all infintry soldiers. This training includes simple espionoge, stealth encroahment, and a few other useful combat skills. To acheive citizenship with full benefits, one must now serve in the military for atleast 6 years unless ill/pregnant/crippled/metally unstable.

Whether or not I was one of those who helped you specifically, on behalf of the relationship thread- You're welcome :) It makes me happy to hear back from people such as yourself.

I have been doing this for a lil while and its just hilarious how long people stay! I pretended to be part of the KKK and the westborough baptists. The person stayed for 40 minutes tryingto convince me how cruel I was. HILARIOUS.

Just thought of a "good" one! Hoobastank srsly, wtf?

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I'm interested in joining forces with you. Do you have any dilpomatic terms?

I feel the same thing; though its more like 1/100 That's only atraction though. The ratio for "datablilty" is more like 1:4000+

LOL! I've been trolling Omegle for over an hour now! Great fun! I recommend it to anyone with nothing better to do.

And just like that, I relinquish my military aid in favor of Germany. Luxembourg does no approve the use of concentration camps. Even the Pope agrees. 120 more LAART's have been produced and the 110 that were sent to Holland previously are returning home. More transport boats are in production in case it is nesesary to mobilze the large battalions of infintry by sea. Unemployment is at an all time low of 1%. German imports are now being tariffed.

Now you have to ask yourself. Do you happen to prodominatly enjoy the presence of people of the male gender?

Are you kidding? All men want are boobs and butt. Women are the picky ones, sub-consciously deciding upon males who are stronger, smarter and more masculine than there counterparts. All to do with natural selection, I think. But just how many women have the ideal boob to butt ratio? I spend alot of time just walking around here on the East Coast of the States. Maybe it's just America, but I see maybe 1 girl I'm attracted to for every 50 that gross me out.

I'm 3%ile of my recommended weight. So I'm mostly just skin and bone really. 5'11" , 110lbs.

-"V" of V for Vendetta. Best. Monologue. Ever. EDIT: there's a parody version for /b/ known as "B". 10 points to whoever posts it.