ElkNight

Tool - Jambi

One of the best, I gotta say. :lol:

Yeah I know. :wall:

You dont have to take it as "Spiritually Enlightening" They are a good bad if you wanna take it that way or not. (Just dont go crazy overboard about it like some Tool fans) Modest Mouse - Fire It Up

I think your talking about me?

Very, very, very ,very.

You just failed.

:-# That is just gross.

Then they all get aids and die, except for him. But unfortunately he loses his male genitalia in a freak dancing accident.

*smacks with newspaper* DO NOT post things you are not proud of and didn't put much effort into making! I mean that if I put more time into it, it could be better. I dont believe you. So go actually put some effort into it AND THEN post it.

This is where the fail started.

Captain Falcon - 7 BloodRayne - 11 Lemons - 18 Randomness - 34

One year later he escapes and finds he is the last man on the planet. :lol: He proceeds to run around naked.

Modest Mouse - Education

[bleep] YES! :thumbsup: I really don't think they can top Colors though, to be honest. that that was kinda wayyy too epic of an album, the whole one looooong track style was so awesome Sweet, I cant wait for this album. Things that would make me squeal like a school girl: Rage releases a new album, Rage tours near me, Bradley from Sublime comes back from the dead Jesus style, Tool tours near me, actually basically is any band I like comes to Washington State.

UDS - Famous When Your Dead Just got some of their stuff

Well the guy (Ozzy Osborne) did bite the head off a bat... That's a little strange to me... Im pretty sure he didnt know it was a real bat.

http://caribooponderer.wordpress.com/20 ... nadian-eh/ ...and to the dweeb who tried to make a joke about muslim birds, I pity you. :lol: Damn beavers. Whats up Hermon? (Its el knight)

Thats like the only song on their new album I like. :lol: Urban Dance Squad - Deeper Shade Of Soul Mellow..... Das my style.

Then he tries to commit suicide but just ends up breaking every bone in his body and being in a coma for 20 years.

Your friend was ripped off. Biting a fish eye should be in the $30-$50 range Wait, are you guys serious? The only way that makes any sense to me is if it was a live fish, or a freshly picked eye. Because plenty of Chinese people eat fish eyes. :? (You don't want to know what else we eat...) As for the whole Bible verse thing, I'm going have to agree with The_dmt here. I wouldn't be surprised, but I don't think he gouged out his wife/daughter/son's eyes. So the eye-for-an-eye wouldn't really apply. But there is a verse that says what The_dmt mentioned, and since it's much harder to commit crimes when you're missing an eye, that may be what he had in mind. Or it could simply be some random verse that's not related in any way. Well we were dissecting salmon in biology and we cut out the eyes and he bit it for $5. :lol: It seems so gross to me.

Jesus Christ, how does no one die in a plane crash.

Tool - Forty Six and 2

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Oh yeah, my friend stuck a fish eye in his mouth and bit it for $5. :lol: