blaah

Lol, uhh... 2?

10

SIX

I made him myself, it's the lolligator.

8

They could possibly take you seriously. While they're pondering whatever you said, they're also taking out an assault rifle and getting ready to shoot you. Once they shoot you a few times, you die. It's not smart to egg your friend's house because...

I go and ask freakyweirdodude if I can borrow his RS account, knowing that I am slightly good at manipulating certain males online. I use his higher theiving level and snatch the cheese :D Then, I head to Neverland.

15z0rz

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18, the age of my smoker neighbor whose parents allow him to smoke because it's legal and they do too. The only thing is, he buys cigarrettes for his 15 and 16 year old friends, soo...

Mistaken

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Future transvestite (heeyyyy, that sounds like it could be the title of a new Justin Timberlake CD, omg.)

Have danno vacuum them, even though he belongs to you A tickle-me-Elmo doll who won't turn off even if you remove his batteries or drown him or blow him up

What is it with you and asexual reproduction? Hmm. At least you're not obsessed with hermaphrodites... yet. I get my cousin and my sister to beat up Ms. Danniface. All they have to do is poke him a bit and he falls down since he is so ticklish it makes him weak (just a tip for you, now that he's yours ;) ). While you're laughing at your dumb son, I snatch the cheese and run away with it. My sister and my cousin continue torchering danno allll night long.

^ No thanks. > Was hungry, then wasn't. V Is TPUM

Turn it on...? Or, if you prefer a wittier response, wake it up. A green pencil sharpener (una sacapuntas verde)

Wongy-ish

Santa is watching while Guthix sleeps.

38,685,626,227,668,133,590,597,632

My brother. Water bottles

I've eaten a few times.

Granted. Your 12 inch pianist plays a 3 inch piano and lives on your shoulder. I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish here.

16, a perfect square AND perfect..quad root?

google btw