Father_Time89

Ummm... What? How are these forgotten? Lots of people mine and there's nothing new needed to be mined really. Firemaking has been next to useless forever and it always will be, and with all the thieving to do out there it can't be forgotten. I meant forgotten by jagex, firemaking can be so much more than just strating cooking fires. I read lots of suggestions full of all sorts of intersting things you could do with firemaking, mining hasn't had an update since, well ever, and theft seems to never get updated and it has so much potential. (the only update i can think of is the sorcerer's garden, which is why I said almost).

Here's a list of forgotten skills Mining Firemaking theft (well almost)

Either I'm training it wrong or you've got your figures wrong, I have never been able to get 100k construction experience in an hour (granted i don't make oak larders but instead keep flatpacking dining tables but still I haven't even gotten clsoe to 50k an hour)

My thoughts on the three skills Farming: Run Away, Run Away! It's the god for saken monster known as farming. Only (the tears of) Guthix can save us now. Construction: I can NEVER get enough of that skill and I recently hit level 65 construction (considering the fact that my only two ways of making money are either unreliable or slow in terms of profit I think that's pretty good). I am currently heading into the realm of "leveling up from here is a pain but you get dungeons and so much good stuff". I have spent so much money on that skill it's not funny (constantly moving rooms, spending over 600k on a teak throne etc.). I am currently planning on going to 67, and after I take a break i won't likely stop there. The only problem is that the amount of new furniture I can build after I level up doesn't seem entirely worth it sometimes (especially if the furniture is something made out of gold leaf or marble which i have no interest in buying at the moment), and I force myself to resist drinking tea and using the crystal saw to build furniture (with some exceptions of course). It's kind of funny after it came out I was one of the throngs of people who complained about it costing too much (and we had good reason too), and when I first built a house I swore I would never spend money on anything except rooms (which meant nothing made out of oak). I didn't stick by it and I'm glad for it. I hope jagex gives more stuff to houses. Hunting: I forced myself to train hunter even though i didn't need to, and i rediscovered how much of a joy it can be (sometimes). I also discovered something, mainly that using pitfall traps are a great way to obtain big bones.

i think they should get some updates once in a while like say once every 4 months

Kepp calling them something other than their name, i don't mean caling them names I mean a real name. Like if his name is Joe call him Fred, thne keep switching between Fred and Joe whenever you talk to him.

Defiently stooge love those guys crack me up. Joking aside, I think I'd be storge and agapic, although I'm not in love at the moment so I really can't tell.

I don't think it's fair to compare the need for love to the need of legs, legs help you get from one place to another, you can't climb stairs without them, and they usually don't serve as entertainment. Also if I wanted to be a nuisance i could just mention peg legs (too late). Anyway sure requited love can be great, or unrequited ones like you said, but that doesn't mean it's a necessity. If a man leads a happy life and never falls in love is his life suddenly lacking or incomplete because of it? I don't think so. Like I said before I think most people think they need love out of envy (which is ironic because envy is one of the seven deadly sins and love is considered pure and god-like). I was exaggerating when I said love turned me bitter, I have had a good experience with love (although it didn't last long and could've easily turned bad if it weren't for certain events), but I don't think love is something that should be required of every human being.

10 million?

Can you feel the love tonight? Reminds me of the forbidden boradway parody of it (Can you feel the pain tonight?) Also when you were talking about the hostage situation when they were screaming "kill me instead" it instantly reminded me of the scene in 1984 (spoilers for those of you haven't read it), where Winston screamed "do it to Julia" while in room 108 (or whatever the number was). Psychiatrists say you can't be happy without love? I call foul on this, if they mean simply companionship then I'm pretty sure having my best friend as a roomate would suffice. I think the only reason we think we need love is because of envy for people who do have love. How many times has love entered the picture in any movie, story, book, or play? A LOT. Love makes a very convenient plot device especially since two people can appraently fall in love with each other no matter what their characteristics are like. How many times have we told the regurgitated Disney trash about how love is the sweetest thing on the planet, or that it can conquer all. Even more. We are frequently bombarded with this until we think we need love, or that we think love is the greatest thing in the universe bar none. If we don't have such a great thing we envy people who do have it to the point where it becomes a need. Let me tell you I have been screwed over by love so many times I think it's turning me bitter, but it has made me very weary of love, so I try to avoid it even though that seems impossible.

*raises hand* I have a ps3, it's pretty good even though there's a lack of games for it. Anyway I'm thiking of getting a wii, but I will not do so until i know if brawl is any good (so basically i won't get one till brawl is released).

Just get a ps2, and a ps1 memory card and you'll be fine. Anyway I can't believe that game is only comnig for the wii. Crash bandicoot was originally playstation's mascot, so why not at least put in a ps3 version (I have nothing against the wii). Also I LOVED crash bandicoot when i was a kid, I remember I kept dying on the huge boulder level because I was bad at video games in general. I like to play warped and then restart the game so I could go through the levels again (problem is they're too easy now). It was a blast, I have all the ps1 versions of crash (also known as all the good ones), I bought the first one later just for the heck of it. It's a shame that crash bandicoot is in such a pitiful state right now (wrath of cortex could've been good if the loading times weren't so painfully long). Oh well nothing that good can last forever. I hope what nuaghty dog is doing now will be good.

And now for a parody . . . I'm Bob stonesman reporting live for the BBC news here in London, where popular company Jagex is being sued for encouraging animal abuse in runescape. The plantiffs first got angry when jagex allowed players to capture and kill animals . . . that did not exist (except rabbits). But now they are taking action after Jagex released an update that lets you tell dogs to GO AWAY! They claim that telling dogs to go away DOES INDEED COUNT as animal abuse. They also suggest that runescape's incredible graphics makes it hard to tell the difference between a real dog and a fake dog. Strangely Peta does not want to get involved because they quote "don't want to look like nutcases" whatever that means. Wait a minute, I'm getting reports that you could tell CATS to go away in the game for at least A YEAR. That's just amazing Brian, who knows what would've happened to animal abuse if these people hadn't brought it up. Wait I'm getting reports that the judge is laughing himself into a coma as we speak, an astounishing development we'll cover it more as we contin . . . Wait a minute I'm being told that paris hilton is being arrested again so we won't be able to cover any other news for at least a week I'm sorry to say that. Ok sorry false alarm on the hilton bit. Anyway in other news, the makers of mario kart are being sued for responsibility in a traffic accident, claiming the game caused reckless driving and that a 8 year old was supposedly imitating mario kart when he crashed his father's car into a street light.

It doesn't take strategy out of the game. In fact, it gives the game the only doses of strategy it ever seems to get. Want to know what games would be like without the repurcussions of losing the flag? Every moron, their brother, and their mom would be mindlessly rushing at the flag and rushing out of the castle without even thinking about how to get back or worrying about dying. They do that even with flag-holding, which is why they get the flags 85% of the time. Riiiiight because we all know flag-holding is the single only thing seperating castle wars from complete chaos. I've played lots of games where no one flag holds and it is not what you describe at all. To say that flag-holding is the only strategy in the game is dumb. Wow, it's a combat based game, and the team with the higher levels wins! It's the apocolypse!!!!! :o :uhh: Seriously, what makes you think the higher level team wouldn't always win if there was no flagholding? They'd have the stronger defenses. They'd have the stronger attackers. It's a combat-based game, so stop whining and go cry in a corner. Make up your mind is it strategy or is it combat, because if it's nothing but combat we might as well turn it into the fight caves (or maybe it was pits). Oh and if they have higher combat levels but a very bad strategy they would lose if there was no flag-holding. Ah yes, systematically organizing a team to take down a flagrunner has nothing to do with skill or organization whatsoever. It's not a one-man job. Never has been, never will be. How mis-informed can you possibly get? It's very easy to take down the flag-runner if it happens to be a low level who stupidly thought he could just grab the flag and run. One man with ancients can easily take down a low level flag-runner. It doesn't require organisation or strategy, you're just lucky that the moron who tried to take the flag single-handedly happened to be on their team. If he/she was on your team they would've done THE EXACT SAME THING. and the other team would be flag-holding right now (or maybe they'd have a shred of respect and return it to the base)

47 in every skill get range and fishing on high scores again (well maybe not range), An obuliette in my house other minor things I also want to slowly stop being addicted to runescape, so my goals are not particularly time consuming.

Sarcasm? I've nver heard of sarcasm before please enlighten me on sarcasm, it's such a strange and unheard of concept to me. Anyway, I have a missed sarcasm story that tops yours easily. It's not exactly G rated though. On a popular politics forum this guy made a post entitled illegalise self pleasure *wink*. In it he talked about how it should be outlawed, he talked about penalties and such for dealing with it (like for posessing paraphilia (sp) realted to it) and he had some links to sites hosted by religious nut jobs. Of course most people were angry and he got some flames. The fifth or so poster called him out on it. He said that this whole post was actually a parody of marijuana laws. The original poster replied with (and I'm paraphrasing), "darn it why did you have to ruin this, I could've kept this up for at least a week". Now for the funny part, in 10 or so months later it was STILL getting flames and rants from people who never realised it was a joke. Anyway I usually only use sarcasm when talking to friends or when I get into an argument with someone who seems intelligence.

give them another chance, but inform them that they are being watched over like a hawk from now and that any repeat performance will result in a permanent ban, also to let them know they are serious take off half their gp and some items.

1) Pessimistic attitude. And that makes him wrong how? So you assume therefore that EVERY ancient is terrible? What a dumb thing to assume. Also I don't know what you're playing because the ancient mages I encounter are great. When he said the whole team he was exaggerating, also it's not rare for a low level to grab the flag run out of the castle then be killed. That's how most flag holding starts.

If it'll allow me to avoid slaying those annoying desert lizards then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD please put it in the game.

she is quite literally an attention (bleep), not all celebrities go around making idiots of themselves craving for the spotlight. I hope Paris becomes pyshically scarred so her face becomes totally unappealing to the news and no one cares about her (she has a large inheritance lined up, she doesn't need the attention anyway).

just to clarify all the music you could've gotten in the past are automatically added to your music player, don't believe make a new character and then see for yourself.

it would make getting to the air obilisk way too easy.

I'm not quite sure the alching bonus is a good idea, although I do like the idea of fish tanks in parlors, it would finally give me a reason to get another pet fish wich are stupidly useless at the moment (ironically the fishbowl is more useful than the fish itself).

I used to think holy symbols were worth something, I would find a ton of unstrung ones then string them and get the guy in the monastery to bless em. Then I tried to sell them at the amulet store in karamaja, I narrowly avoided the scorpions, then found out the store was P2P. Then when I became p2p I went back there and sold em all, got about 20k (I world hopped a bit), then I decided to explore karamaja, I got poisoned by a tribesman and lost all of it.

Yes I'd write my own name in the book insuring that I don't go to hell, (also I'm sick of life at the moment), I think it would be wrong to write someone else in the book. Whether or not I'd destroy the book within those 23 days I'm not wuite sure about.