Lenin64

wierd sense of humor tbh I found it funny... :uhh: Must have been jamie Lynn Spears :XD:

To Bill Gates: do you sleep wearing pajamas? Bill Gates: yes me: Wearing pajamas causes success! Did you wear pajamas before you were successful? BG: Nope Me: not wearing pajamas causes failure! Other things could have caused your sisters' situation. Pot may have helped, but it was probably not the only cause.

On the front page, it says, "updates to sink your teet into". Just gonna guess here, but I think you menat "teeth" :D

I don't quite understand this one. How do you end up not stealing anything? the guy clearly brought the hat with him. And if he gets caught (which he did, lol) he could face criminal charges. Still sounds fun, though :D From what I got, he had his own little tag (like the ones that have on nice jeans or wahtever) and it set off the alarm. ooooooohhhhh, ok. That makes sense. I gotta get ahold of one of them :D I think the stranger rodeo is better, though. Too bad there aren't any public parks near me.... Naw, burger bowloff wins :thumbsup: That was good, but probably more rude than funny. The people's expressions were really good, though, especially the cellphone guy :D I loved how he yelled it though- "Cheeseburger, nugget! Nugget!" But seriously, how do you acquire a security device like that? [/hide] http://cgi.ebay.com/Retail-Security-Tags-lot-of-200-Sensormatic_W0QQitemZ150198170770QQihZ005QQcategoryZ109420QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem I dunno if they're all compatible with each other, but this is the cheapest I could find that doesn't come in pack of 4000, lol, might need a bit more research. Or, you could bring a pair of scissors and get one fee 8-)

^Wait, lemme guess, you were at summer camp and it "flew away"? :P

Oh, oh, who called it? Bouya. :D Not as cool as my first suggestion, though...

That movie confused me so much...I got it eventually, though. But yea, his memory would have been duplicated, too, so each copy would be the exact same as the original. And it would have been scary getting in there- drowning is an awfully painful way to die.

Well, I'm convinced. I'll buy it on Wednesday, store probably wont be open on Christmas.

So basically (and I'm just quoting you specifically because yours is most recent, but this applies to everyone who posted this) you're saying that, for example, African countries can't have their tribal ceremonies (if any even still exist) because they know English? I fail to see the point you're trying to make.

I don't quite understand this one. How do you end up not stealing anything? the guy clearly brought the hat with him. And if he gets caught (which he did, lol) he could face criminal charges. Still sounds fun, though :D From what I got, he had his own little tag (like the ones that have on nice jeans or wahtever) and it set off the alarm. ooooooohhhhh, ok. That makes sense. I gotta get ahold of one of them :D I think the stranger rodeo is better, though. Too bad there aren't any public parks near me.... Naw, burger bowloff wins :thumbsup: That was good, but probably more rude than funny. The people's expressions were really good, though, especially the cellphone guy :D I loved how he yelled it though- "Cheeseburger, nugget! Nugget!" But seriously, how do you acquire a security device like that?

Don't forget to turn off the lights and kill the dog.

Call someone and pretend you're the police investigating a murder. Better yet, wait for someone to call you, and pretend to be the police investigating there, eventually questioning them about it, making them a suspect, and best of all, asking if they are the "victim's" homosexual lover :XD: I heard this on the radio once..incredibly hilarious.

I don't quite understand this one. How do you end up not stealing anything? the guy clearly brought the hat with him. And if he gets caught (which he did, lol) he could face criminal charges. Still sounds fun, though :D From what I got, he had his own little tag (like the ones that have on nice jeans or wahtever) and it set off the alarm. ooooooohhhhh, ok. That makes sense. I gotta get ahold of one of them :D I think the stranger rodeo is better, though. Too bad there aren't any public parks near me....

I don't quite understand this one. How do you end up not stealing anything? the guy clearly brought the hat with him. And if he gets caught (which he did, lol) he could face criminal charges. Still sounds fun, though :D

I changed my mind: any heavy iDosers \

What's a Chinese Dulcimer? Or a plain dulcimer for the matter lol. I bet it's some totally awesome 20-stringed, dragon shaped instrument that doubles as a flamethrower/laser phaser. Or some really lame Chinese bamboo thing.

It shows.

what in gods name does that mean. He has obviously forgotten than about 70% or more of Off-Topic regulars have quit Runescape, and this is indeed a Runescape reference. Tsk tsk, Dacona :shame:

Amagawd you're lucky. Me and my friend rarely talk as much as we use to. I kinda forced things to be serious with me and her... it didn't go well. Now we have short and... how can I say this... bizarre conversations. :lol: Examples, pl0x?

And let's not forget that they stormed Berlin, ending the German portion of the war.

For as many people who play guitar there is an equal number who play brass at school, and as long as you play guitar not like a tool (as in covering Metallica songs all the time and buying a crappy BC Rich) there is nothing cliche about it. I would think the sarcasm in the post would be obvious, especially since I follow it up with the rubber band.

Everything you know is wrong- Weird Al Yankovic, or Cjic'n'stu by SOAD. Piepiepiepiepie!!!

I can see it now: Local man crushed in garbage compactor :XD: Anyways, go to some place with a ballpit, like Chuckey Cheese or something, and slowly smuggle all the balls out. :XD:

I was slightly intimidated by all the lines at first, but I got used to it. I'm alright at chess, but nobody but my dad knows how to play in my family, so I don't play much. I lasted a while...but as soon as he moved his queen I realized I was screwed. I at least lasted longer than dacona... :D

I can agree to this. Orange box is another great choice if you don't already have it for PC. Likewise, Bioshock + Assasians Creed are must have rentals, they're too short to buy. You're saying Bioshock is short? Holy jeez, man, how long a day did you play it for? Took me a few weeks.