Everything posted by Lenin64
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I'm a Socialist, how about you?
Economic left/right: -2.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.36 Not entirely surprised
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
Some of our women-folk have a little more than thatm if you know what I mean :wink: :thumbsup:
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
Indeed. I've quoted that many a time in real life (giving credit to the author, of course :wink: ). But really, humans are pretty much the worst thing to happen the Earth...but that is going wildly off-topic. And led-zeppelin, thanks, it has been on the fritz lately...
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'Stache People
um, first of lemme ask: wtf is intillict and intillictial? And whats wrong with people with moustaches?
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
[hide] Would you really brag to your friends/siblings about how you did your mom? I didn't think so. The kid had sex with his mother, I wouldn't dismiss any probabilities. Yea, but he was drunk at the time. Had he been sober, that would make more sense. Quite honestly, I don't think being drunk hinders the decision to have sexual relations with your mother. But I see your point. [/hide] Alcohol does impair your judgment, though. That is why many teenagers have sex at parties, they're drunk and don't really realize what they're doing
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~Dumb School Rules~
A-frickin'-men. Yes, having your hair out of way of your vision is soooo conformist :roll: Well, we're not allowed to listen to any musical electronic device, even if class is pretty much over and there's no more work to be done. And you can only hacky-sack in a certain area during lunch :-k #-o
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
Would you really brag to your friends/siblings about how you did your mom? I didn't think so. The kid had sex with his mother, I wouldn't dismiss any probabilities. Yea, but he was drunk at the time. Had he been sober, that would make more sense.
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Man wakes up during his own autopsy!!!
I'd probably kill him out of horror, then calmly finish the autopsy... :ohnoes:
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
This is so very important, that they had to get a whole country in to investigate. But why pick Poland? It's not known for it's frequent incest charges is it? :-w Poland is the name of the prosecutor: Owned 8-) . Laughs don't happen in threads such as these, as Mithril Max showed us... Would you really brag to your friends/siblings about how you did your mom? I didn't think so.
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How to make a John Kerry speech interesting:
Rather convenient time to have a camera going, eh? Ok, so maybe the taser action was a little much, and I couldn't fully hear the kid's question, but it sounded like he was trying to cause a scene. He definitely should have been removed. He resisted, leads to arrest. Makes sense. But what doesn't make sense is why the officers weren't reading him his rights. America seems to be falling towards a police state. So what doesn't work now? 8-)
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Mother has sex with her 2 kids.
:shock: What. The. . This is strange. Not unheard of what with the Oedipus complex and whatnot, but still verrrrry strange.
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The future?
That was very contradictory and impossible. People need conflict and are greedy so world peace will never happen unless some kind of dictator takes over the world. Global Warming will be fixed by the Earth itself with an ice age and other fun things (I can't even began to start explaining this but CO2 levels have been like this before us and the Earth "revives" itself. It's happened a few times before, look it up if you really want.). Infinite energy is also impossible because of various laws of science. With human disease gone overpopulation would get worse exponentially, and the only way to stop overpopulation is to pass laws against having a certain number of children and/or killing people. the technology out now was probably considered impossible afew years ago, i wouldnt say anything is impossible. Maybe, but this really is impossible because of the laws of science, I.e. that for every change of energy some is given off as heat, thus there can never be perpetual motion (infinite energy). My Future? Think Pie. Lots and lots of Pie. Maybe some Pi, too, but not as much.
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Dragon/Magic Crossbows
Dragon bolts already exist, and they take d stone and onyx bolt tips. Unless this topic is really old, since before d bows, then i don't why it is even here....
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Fat or Skinny?
Yea, me too, and mah biceps. oddly, my right is bigger than my left :-k . Probably because i do so much more stuff with my right arm, picking up and holding textbooks, my backpack, my dog, and writing.
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Watch out kids, Pluto wants your blood!!!
Yea, it's called Euro-Disney. And does anybody have the full clip of what the kid did to deserve being chased by a giant cartoon dog?
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Goldfish Jumping out of bowl.
STOP BOILING THE WATER. Im actually semi-serious there, I suppose (and I just got this idea through rectal extraction I pulled it out of my [wagon], essentially) that if you keep the bowl/tank in the sun, the water might heat up to the point where the fish wants to escape it, and jumps out? Glass does magnify the sun's heat. Think burning ants with a magnifying glass.
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From a little book called "Disorder in the Court
No pic, but on my refrigerator there is a magnet sign that has a drunk guy crawling across the road, it reads "WINO X-ING".
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Emo
Point taken, however, that does not mean we have to get all depressed and yammer on about the bands we like that nobody else has ever heard of or cut ourselves, like certain emos do. And we certainly don't have to wear tight pants. they cut off blood to your brain. Omg, it all makes sense now...the root of the problem is the pants...get them some baggy pants and they'll see the light :-k
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Tattoos And Getting A Job
Very well said. Although, it wouldn't be a travesty if you had to wear long sleeves all the time. Besides, short sleeves and tie looks ridiculous. I think he meant he didn't want to wear a short sleeved shirt to work, where he might not have to wear a tie, not during the interview, when he definetely would. So Boss sees the tattoo after he has job, he gets fired.
- Emo
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True story very funny
Neither can I, but I laughed anyways :D . And Paper clip...you suddenly seem very...off....like your most recent posts on the emo topic....
- Emo
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From a little book called "Disorder in the Court
These are funny, but they;ve been done, especially the ones about the living guy being autopsied and the brain-in-jar guy.
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Fat or Skinny?
Yes! It's great to look like a concentration camp prisoner in an environment where there are so many comforts! It's my metabolism, I'm like a freaking shrew.
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True story very funny
LMAO@!!!!! If this is as true as you say (and it seems too good to be true tbh) he's got some 'splaining to do :XD: :XD: :XD: Edit: Looking back at it, I realized that where I thought it said his friend did this, it was a young man named Ron. Evidence of copyandpaste from some urban legend site.