Lenin64

No one has tried this yet. [hide=]A mutant.[/hide]

Question 19: How the hell do you actually take this test?

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

Really? In zombification your brain just sort of gets hijacked and you'd be thrown out of consciousness before you die. A rather peaceful way to go. How about being mummified alive? It's really the knowledge of what you're about to become more than the actual death. And if your remain conscious the whole time...well, there's really no reason why you wouldn't actually. Your mind is not physical.

Question 10: When confronted with a zombie, do you : A) Panic B) Flee in terror C) Submit yourself to its power or D) Wet yourself. The correct answer is G) [bleep] those answers, activate the charges.

Zombification.

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1?

Get this one. It's the only one that looks great out of all 3 pictures. It's more generic and low-key. It looks like the pokemon Unknown.

Anyone else smell a pedo?

I've had Michael Crichton's State of Fear laying around for about two years now, and I finally started it last night. It's alright so far. I enjoyed Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain, so this should be pretty good.

You got scared Lenin? I always thought you were really quite tough. Like you would whip out a flamethrower at any random point, just to protect yourself. There are only 2 situations I can think of where the addition of fire actually makes things worse. Hurtling into a ditch in a screaming metal deathtrap is one of them.

Driving home at night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Driving in the city, I could barely see the road at all due to the reflections of mostly the stop lights, but any other lights, due to the rain. Once I hit the highway, it was better, but still tough to see the road. I was alone, and only had my liscense about 3 months or so. I almost missed a bend in the road a few times, my cell phone wasn't working, and very few cars were on the road then, if you catch my drift.

That is deeeeeep, man.

I would tell those who have wronged me the greatest how they did, and why my death is partially their fault. And then it would all burn.

What do you mean now? We always needed to be.

I never... Oh wait, that time. Yeah... We actually played legitimately though, We never had extra controllers we just played and said "Yo guys, could I try to get BLAH?" You wonder why you got caught. We didn't. Just MLB, and that was, I'm assuming, from a different time.

Lol, I agree. And to all the people bashing me, think of it my way...This movie was trying to be serious. You could tell it, and if you couldn't than you need to put your brain back in your head. It tried, but failed. And when a movie tries to be serious and then plays around with all this comedic crap, it fails. Look a Indiana Jones, it doesn't treat itself seriously, it is supposed to be fun and witty. But Transformers, if treated like Indiana Jones as a witty and fun adventure, could have been fine. There are a lot of things wrong with the movie. Long drawn out fight scenes, returning from the robot heaven. This is the best summary of T2: http://www.cracked.com/funny-877-transformers-2/ I think the word is "farce". Serious-type plot, but they [try to] make it funny. I didn't find it all that funny, but you could tell the movie didn't actually take itself too seriously. And drawn out fight scenes? Are you serious? More than anything else, that was the point of the movie. Michael Bay's CGI wang flapping majestically in the breeze like a giant pair of metallic genitals. And the plot did make sense, in the sense that I knew what was going on, but it was full of holes that made you say "why would that happen?". Like, yes, robot heaven. But they could say "Oh, it was a hallucination". Those thngs happen with near-death experiences. All-in-all, you need to get your head out of your [wagon] and just accept that people like it. Maybe the story wasn't the best, and the funnies failed, but really the point was to go see [cabbage] blow up and CGI robots tearing up Earth.

WHAT! :shock: I'm just waiting for Lenin to show up and make some Russian reversal "joke" he does so well. And also, why ban porn !? No moral qualms here, but how the heck are they going to enforce it ? I have never once made a joke like that. I suspect they would enforce it based mostly on monitoring downloads, or blocking sites based on the Australian firewall (did that ever succeed?). Banning the sale of magazines wouldn't be too difficult.

I may modify it, but this is what I'm looking for. I'll have to get a harness to hold the hose and filter in place so it doesn't kill my neck.

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D Good luck finding that one, man. I tried to find one for Halloween, I couldn't find one with both the side and front filters.

Well, you wouldn't have to hear much besides "mmmph". Except maybe "It's gonna explode!!!", but then I'd be running away flailing my arms and screaming it anyways, so that would be enough of a signal to run, I would think.

The Firelance sets things on fire. Which is great. And it does 120 damage with the Pyromaniac perk. The alien blaster does 100. If you don't have the perk, Firelance only does 80. But still sets things on fire.

I will never take my off. Even when I first get there, I will arrive wearing the mask. You'll just see a guy wearing a gas mask walking up to the base, possibly with a rifle slung his shoulder. And that will be me. Well, maybe to eat. Maybe.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe!

Keep posting! Surely this can make at least 10 pages!