Lenin64

D. Take out some cash and put it back in his pocket. Make sure nobody sees.

For retrieveing a ball that's rightfully hers? And that is being held hostage?

Spoilsport. He'd never expect a girl to that, either. But really, just get it during the night. Then when he wakes up, he'll see it gone. And he'll be angry, because there is nothing he can do about it. I think that's decent revenge itself. But if you really want to [bleep] with him, attach a car battery to his doorknob.

I saw it this morning. It was alright; the CGI and explosions were great, but I'm the kind of guy that pays attention to the story, and I can't really get past plot holes. Which is why the original Star Wars irks me (there was no point in that "should we blast the escape pod?" piece, and they really should have. Death Star plans aren't organic! And the shield generator on Endor...but that's irrelevant), but it was still entertaining because they eventually just said "[bleep] story, AIR STRIKE!". Also, the line "I am directly below the enemy's scrotum" made the whole thing worthwhile. Michael Bay has just teabagged the Army. Ridiculous, but fun. What I didn't like, though, were those two stupid black stereotype bots. I thought "finally!" when one got eaten. And the comedy failed really, really hard, except for the tazer parts. But the final explosiastic action battle made up for it all. Also, Rainn Wilson was in it. Sort of. :thumbup: I still felt like Michael Bay was just thrusting his brilliantly CGI'd genitalia at me, though, with all the effects. And the metallic testicles.

Ah, and not only that one, there's the "Strictly Business" to start. So I need to find Paradise Falls and Underworld first. Cool.

I have a bit of a dilemma: I'm about to let the Ghouls into Tenpenny Tower, because [bleep] Tenpenny and his extravagant lifestyle, but I know the ghouls are going to kill everyone, but I also need to kill Tenpenny for that one other quest. Should I just wait until I get that quest, then kill Tenpenny? Or can I still do that quest if he's dead?

Wow, I didn't just misunderstand that agnostic question, I completely misread it. Multiple times. I edited my answer, but disregard that in case you already read it.

70 lbs? It's only DIY PVC. But no, I'll just stick to burning the bodies and waste in the furnace. I can get my fix there. Plus, it's not like we'll find those dried-out, flammable zombies very often on dry land.

I've done it. Went into a party with 7 other players into Halo 3 Team Mythic and got everyone all the new achievements that we didn't have yet (mostly stuff like perfection). It isn't that hard if you're among friends, but I know that, since the only vehicles available for the splatter spree were Mongooses (Mongeese?) it took a lot of coordination and many died while halfway to the spree because of people screwing around. Everything else was a breeze, especially because of the party system. I don't play Halo that much anymore, and I was helping some friends and said "sure, I'll get them, too. Not like I'll get them myself." If you want to boost achievements, go for it. You're not harming anyone. XP, too, you're only harming yourself, because once you play with legitimately experienced players, you're going to get your [wagon] kicked so hard.

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle? Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly. Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed. It also burns. Just sayin'.

[hide=]Polling: Forum Username: Lenin64 Age: 16 State (US only, do not give a city): Nation (do not give a city): US Educational level: High School, current 12th grade -if secondary or below, what level? -If at a university/college, what level and what is your major/minor course of study? 1. Have you ever attended a worship of any religion? yes -by choice? Willingly, yes. My own idea? No. -What kind of worship? Ash Wednesday, Easter, possibly Christmas once. -Did you regularly attend this worship, by choice or parental guidance? No. 2. Do you consider yourself religious? No. -Please explain in two or three sentences. Never have in my life. I burst forth from my mother's uterus a nonreligious lad. Not raised specifically that way, but not raised with any ideas. 3. Is there a god, gods, or a supreme deity? No. -Did said god, gods, or supreme being create the Universe, according to your belief? 4. Is there an afterlife? No, and I love how you word these questions as definitives. 5. How do you believe that existence came about? (in a nutshell) I don't know, really. It could have been the Big Bang- there's certainly evidence to support it. But it might have been something else, though I can't imagine what. But that doesn't mean I'm going to make up an answer. 6. Have you ever attended a worship of any religion that you do not consider yourself a part of? Yes. -What? All of them. See #1 -Your thoughts on the experience Ash Wednesday was, to me, just weird. I understood the significance of the ash to the forehand, but the priest got me fairly hard. Unless that's normal. Easter was just the priest telling moral stories that happened to him, which definitely made the experience more real, and slightly enjoyable. And I got the wine, which was, for my young self, quite a thrill before I tasted it. 7. What are your thoughts on non Judeo-Christian Western religions? Remember that religion is a broad term so please be specific. Not sure what this means, exactly. No thoughts. 8. What are your thoughts on Judeo-Christian religions? Remember that religion is a broad term and that both of these groups have many subdivisions that have radically different beliefs and practices. There are some completely bat [cabbage] ones, and some more sane ones. Other than that, no real specifics. 9. What are your thoughts on Asian religions? Remember that religion is a broad term so please be specific. Like Buddhism? That's something I can kind of get behind. No wars ever waged in the name of the Buddha. And there's no real omnipotent deity for it, either, gets it some points. 10. What are your thoughts on African religions? Remember that religion is a broad term, so please be specific. No thoughts. 11. What are your thoughts on South American religions? Remember that religion is a broad term, so please be specific. No thoughts 12. What are your thoughts on Aboriginal religions (any native group that was displaced, such as Native Americans, Maori, Aborigines, etc)? Remember that religion is a broad term, so please be specific. see previous 2. 13. What are your thoughts on pagan religions (Wiccan, alternative, Satanic, and other non-traditional forms of worship)? Remember that religion is a broad term, so please be specific. Also note that many alternative and pagan practices are not affiliated with Satanic worship. I do nothing but laugh at Satanists. Pagan religous are, if I recall, what early forms of Christianity were modelled on, to easily convert people. Personally, if I were to be recruited to any religion, it would be the Cult of Cthulhu. Which is actually practised. Whether or not you consider that Satanism, though, is up to you. 14. What are your thoughts on atheism, the belief that there is no supreme being(s)? Please remember that there are degrees to this belief, and that not all share the same thoughts. I myself am an Athiest, so I guess you could say I have positive thoughts on it. 15. What are your thoughts on agnosticism, the belief that a supreme being(s) exists, but the individual chooses not to worship it/them? My thoughts? I think you're confusing Agnosticism with Deism, and it really doesn't hold much more appeal to me, though it gets points for actual rationality. Agnosticism, on the other hand, I believe is the [kitty] way out of it. You either know there is, or there isn't. Just make your decision. Woops! I misread the question. I thought you were talking about Deism. 16. Have you ever publicly chastised someone who believes in a religion/school of thought different than yours? Somewhat. -elaborate I've laughed in the face of door-to-door Mormons and called them crazy, and I've gotten into a heated debate with my religious grandmother at a restaurant once. We got some looks. -what group were they? what group were you? Mormons, and I'm actually not sure. Don't think she ever told me. 17. If you belong to a religion or non-religion, please identify. Athiesm. -Did you consciously choose to follow this belief? Yes. My case was that I wasn't raised one way or the other, and I found it on my own. This does not mean that the absence of religious upbringing decided my choice for me; my sister was raised the same way and is some form of devout Christian. I thinm she tries to follow them all, though, since she's done Lent and other Catholic things but seems to lean more towards a Protestant faith. We were truly able to find our own answers, and she still tries to indoctrinate me. -Did you belong to another belief, by choice or force, before following this belief? Nope. -Did you personally research (as in personally in the first person) options before coming to this belief? Not at first; I was too young then to think of it. I just knew what I knew of science and how religion contradicts it. Now that I'm older and can (as well as being on the internet- never heard the end of the argument) I've seen both sides many a time. 18. Is intelligence (not IQ, but actual intelligence) correlated to one's belief in a religion or non-religion? Keep in mind that intelligence can not be measured by any science, this is simply your judgment call. I don't know. I do know, though, that many of the more... whorish girls I know/have known have leaned more often towards some form of religion. Devoutly sometimes, even as they're [bleep]tin' it up. You can decideif, for the purpose of this survey, promiscuity and intelligence are connected. From what I've seen, it is. 19. Does religion, in your observation, do good in the world? Please cite specific groups or denominations. It can. Missionary groups in poor African countries can rebuild villages, etc. but then again, so can the Peace Corps. 20. Does non-religion, in your observation, do good in the world? Please cite specific groups or denominations. Setting aside the ethical issues of religion, especially with such things as stem cell research, abortion, etc. can make scientific research to benefit humanity much easier, as well as make easier the lives of people that can't afford a baby. But that's just the absence of religion; whether non-religion itself has done anything, I wouldn't know. 21. Does religion, in your observation, do bad in the world? Please cite specific groups or denominations. 3 numbers, mate: 9/11. And more: Jihad by Muslim groups. Westboro Baptist Church and their anti-gay -troop protests. Everything concerning homosexuality's oppression, really. The Holocaust was, to a degree, religiously driven. Pretty much everything happening with Israel. 22. Does non-religion, in your observation, do bad in the world? Please cite specific groups or denominations. Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything, since there's really nothing that can be done in the name of non-religion. Except hate crimes against religious areas. 23. Please list your experience with sexual education, including but not limited to: lectures by parents, schools, religion, or non-education. Please do not list your sexual experiences. The usual: videos on how puberty changes things in school, education on STDs and how they can be avoided, stuff like that in school. Short lecture waaay back by my parents, and a few since. They also bought me a book once, but the only thing I learned was that testicle size can denote puberty and they have devices that measure that. Nothing teaching abstinence, though. 24. Have you engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind? Please do not list your sexual experiences. A yes or no will suffice. I like to say I live an aescetic lifestyle of self-deprivation and discipline. It makes the "no" answer sound more noble. 25. What, in your opinion, defines "love?" I'm going to quote Calvin & Hobbes, here, because I really think it gets it across: A series of biochemical reactions designed to ensure our genes are passed on to future generations and continue the human race. It's far more effective in that regard than random promiscuity. 26. Have you ever been in, or are now in, a relationship? In the past, yes. -Is sex involved? No. 27. Are you single/committed relationship/married? Single. Wouldn't say "And lovin' it", but it's not bad. 28. What, in your opinion, is sex's place in a relationship (or lack of relationship)? Go for it if you want, if not, don't. Anytime's fine. 29. Have you ever partaken in an illicit substance (excluding alcohol or marijuana)? No. -if so, what? -Have you ever lost control of your actions while under the influence of an illicit substance? 30. Have you ever partaken in marijuana? Ascetic lifestyle, remember? ;) -Do you habitually use this substance? -Have you ever been "stoned?" -Have you ever lost control of your actions while under the influence of marijuana? 31. Have you ever partaken in the consumption of alcohol? Not more than a sip or two every few months or so. So no, really. -Do you drink socially or alone? Or both? -Have you ever been drunk? -Have you ever lost control of your actions while under the influence of alcohol? 32. Have you ever regretted a sexual encounter? Guess. 33. Have you ever regretted using an illicit substance? (excluding hangovers) see #34 34. Have you ever regretted using alcohol? (excluding hangovers) see #33 35. Have you ever given serious thought (longer than 30 minutes in a year) to the existence of a supreme being(s)? Yes, quite often, really. Though most of it is more reasons why it's a ludicrous concept.[/hide] Glad to be of assistance.

Speaking of sunburn, does Solanum kill cancer cells? Cancer is too smart to be killed. Somebody, possibly warrior, made a post about cancer once, and how it's nearly sentient. Like how it knows that it is superior to normal cells. Quite interesting.

And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

Worst ways, not best.

People float because they are mostly water. Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current. Ah, I see now. So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often. Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that. Soo....zombiefied chavs walking into shallow coastline = bad. Well, they have to be intelligent to climb an anchor in the first place.

People float because they are mostly water. Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current. Ah, I see now. So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often. Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

Drowning. From what I hear, that's really the worst way to go. Or by burning. Maybe hunger, it's much more protracted.

[hide=]"Eats shoots and leaves". That's a joke, numbnuts, not a riddle.[/hide]

No, because we've concluded that zombies cannot actually walk across the ocean floor.

If a zombie head is locked up, sealed tight in a metal container, how is it going to do any good? No insects or anything would be able to detect the prescense of the virus.

Judge it by its lethality do you?

I can dispose of zombie bodies. Hell, I'll manage all the waste. If this ever actually happens, and this plan actually goes through, I want to be in a position to do these kinds of things.

Says nothing about the road there. Hypothetically, either one could just answer you with "Hello". Quit nitpicking, it would be "which way will the other guy tell me to go to get to the place I'm going?" And wait, what was the answer to the dream riddle?

But they would still have a distinctive "Not quite human" scent? Well, I was thinking about this, and we won't really smell human, due to the fact we probably won't be showering, so it'll be masking our scent a bit. just thought about that. Plus we can roll around in the mud. that'd be fun, and mask our scent. Just mush up some grass and rub it on you. Mud is sand and water, so unless we could find it on an hourly basis we would have to waste water. No, mud is dirt and water. Or, really, any liquid. And we need to dispose of metabolic waste somehow, right?

Ooooooh yea, man, those are expensive. But if it's just the top half, it shouldn't cost as much as it would if both pieces were destroyed.