Lenin64

I have a musky ol' bottle of A1 in my fridge, must be at least a year old. Surprising as I can't find the expiration date anywhere on it. Oh well, you've inspired me to eat some tonight and hope to be botulism-free tomorrow. Well, I just had sudden explosive diarrhea. So beware. But it could have been caused by the big pack of extremely hot Jack Links chicken nuggets and some beef jerky that I devoured shortly after drowning my chicken dinner in old A1. I don't know for sure, it was probably the combination. But be warned, because I don't know.

It is, for my flamethrower-shotgun. I still have to get used to reaching up for the 3 key for my axe. And I only recently realized I can use the scroll button to switch, and that's still taking some time to get used to. Eventually it'll be crazy easy, but for me not yet. On the 360, all you have to do is hit the shoulder buttons. Left takes you in one direction on the weapons wheel, one goes the other way. So no weapon on most classes is more than a single button push away and a millimeter of finger movement from the triggers.

Hey, gases and woodchips are flammable, right? Unless the woodchips are stored damp. But that can be easily remedied.

And because he's got a huge [bleep]ing gun named Sasha. And a sandvich. That is badass.

Controls are fine, in fact by weapon switching standards I had an easier time on the 360. But yea, the terrible part is the horrible connection issues, the complete lack of bug-fixes, and no new items. Plus if nobody has a mic (which happens often) there is 0 communication possible, making the whole thing one big cluster [bleep]. But it is workable, I still had fun. And pyro is easy, but I always thought Heavy was easier. The guy's a walking tank with huge fire power. Also engineer. And hey, don't be bashing pyro now. ;)

I rickrolled him in a recorded message in a card. He didn't get it. But he thought it was funny once explained. Then for dinner he got a steak with A1 sauce with a best sell by date of over 2 and a half years ago. But it was still tasty, and had kind of a kick. I had some on my chicken. De-frikkin-licious.

I think you missed the "Australians are convicts" joke.

Happy Birthday! Doing anything special? I turn 18 myself next month but that's in the summer hols so no-one will know :( lol. I think my sister is trying to kill the girl across the road. She led her by the hand in the middle of the road and left her there to stand there for 10 seconds then applauded her as she walked off... My mom decided to bring our the barby today and I love BBQ foods! So that's a no-no to my original plan for the day. Bleh, Indian women... I have to keep an eye on the BBQ... If I had a shotgun I would lend you it. You're part of the TZDF and you don't own a shotgun... It's ok, he Australian. All the zombies will be born in prisons, anyway.

'NAM! IN! SPAAAAACE! Complete with hookers and everything, except that part wasn't in space. Actually, most of it wasn't in space. And there wasn't a whole lot of fighting, either. Just some marines (including Joker from Full Metal Jacket) in full gear shootin' the breeze then picking up hookers on a beach. And a space scene.

Because America's obesity has tried to move and started sweating up a storm? See, there's a metaphor for ya.

Indeed. And don't worry, I tried electric sliding when I had no idea how to electric slide....There was a single ripple in the mass.

Well, I'll find out within 60 days if I'm working at Target. So that'll be...interesting.

Snipers in the trees when I'm in my backyard. Crazed motorists attempting to run me down either on the street or on the sidewalk. And the big one: success when coupled with responsibility. Only when they're together, though. I've been thrown assfirst into this for ROTC for next school year, but I'm looking forward to it in a way. It's something I enjoy already, so I'll probably do well. But especially for big future success, it's daunting, but I'll have to face it. O, and ticks. Awful little bloodsuckers.

"Would you kindly..." Do photons count as being physical? They exist. A single photon, even that of a gamma ray, is not enough to kill you.

Metallica- Blackened.

If I'm ever waiting for something or someone, and I'm bored, I'll start planning out situations using the people and objects around me. "If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example. Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it. I see our members are well prepared. :lol:. Prepared? Hardly. A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around... Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall: Well that's even worse! Now you don't even have the limited protection of the other sides of the trash can and are even more open to attack. Granted, you now have the option to get away more freely, but it's still not a good defensive option. If you're going to hide, hide behind something structurally sound, like a pillar.

If I'm ever waiting for something or someone, and I'm bored, I'll start planning out situations using the people and objects around me. "If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example. Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it. I see our members are well prepared. :lol:. Prepared? Hardly. A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

So you're opposed to pirating movies, but pirating tests is a-ok?

No, and why even bring me into this? So I had to stop my download for a little while. I am amazed at the slowness of my connection. I am currently getting 33 kb/s. Last night I got 100 at times, though. Estimated 2 days until completion. :|

Explosives guys, in theory great, in practice not so great. Making high explosives is dangerous. We will eventually mess up and blow our hands or faces off when we're making it. You want to know what works as well as a pit? A wall. Want to know what's better than explosives for killing zombies? Bullets. Except your wall idea could easily get us trapped with no way to escape. An oil pit is a better idea, just have a way we can pour oil down from our base and it go into the pit so we don't have leave to light it/refuel it and possibly sacrifice one of our own. The oil isn't necessary but will help. THIS. Sea of fire is ftw.

I'm waiting for a download, and I'm fairly bored, so between stumbling I've made some coin structures. I made a pyramid of quarters ($20) and a tower of nickels ($2.4). The tower I had tons of fun with: it's made of a tri-corner base with alternating stacks of three nickels. Basically a traingle, but instead of each nickel directly on the other, they overlap.Very stable, I've knocked the desk several times and it hasn't fallen.

For about a week last month I was having Vietnam flashbacks in my sleep. It was fairly interesting to say the least I saw some things, though, man.

I'm rick rolling my dad for Father's Day. They have these cards where you can record a message, you see, and I decided to have some fun. Just saying.

Some franchises aren't the only things that should give up.

Don't want your best zombie hunters getting their hands or feet blown off, do you? ...Maybe Sworddude. It'd stop him team killing. Ahem... Either way, mines would serve to attract more, and electricty doesn't really affect zombies, does it not? Its supposed to be roughly half as effective on zombies as it is on humans, this is why I suggested multiple tazers instead of just one. Also, Skull, which is worse, an army of zombies limping towards you, or an army of zombies limping towards you on fire. Just use normal guns, flamethrowers have very few uses, unless you are on a tower or something. I told you, they're immune to reason on this subject. I've just stopped trying.