Lenin64

What? I dig BDSM. :geek: Aren't you also the guy that likes doin' it in women's skirts?

Such as? All those fetishes are fairly normal, really, except maybe the incest. As long as it's not, like, transpyronecrobestiality. I was with you up until the teacher thing.

Ok, Now I feel normal :D

Pretty much everything you listed, as well as feeling the need to lock every door and even check behind them because I can't shake the feeling that someone is lurking behind them. And much, much more, mostly about people in general, but a few of fear of attack; doors, opening mail so that the anthrax will come out away from me, etc. And mirrors. I can't explain it like you asked, and if it's confined to people spying on you, then it might be your subconscious telling you to stop watching porn or thinking dirty thoughts about that girl on the train, but I don't know, I'm not a shrink. If there's more to it, probably not. But I'm convinced that one of these days, all of it will pay off somehow.

Actually, you fail. It's been decided that we really can't rely on the guide for this kind of thing, since everything is really just pulled out of his [wagon] like a...well, I'll let you decide. And staying upstairs will not work for very long. Welcome to the TZDF.

No, but I do prey.

Took you long enough. But it seems we're the only people who know it. I think that's why I get so many stares when mowing the lawn.

1. Learn Russian 2. Learn Bass guitar 3. Kill an animal larger than myself in a fair hunt (meaning, the animal isn't in a cage. Not "fair" in the sense that I may have a gun, but at least it has a chance to fight back.) 4. Visit Chernobyl 5. Be somehow dosed with a non-lethal dise of radiation. Just 'cause. Currently working on #s 1, 2, and to an extent, 5.

My first dead Ringer spy taunt kill. It was not only the awesomeness of the kill, but every enemy saw it since it was the round start, and they were going on and on about it. :lol: Turbine, I took a teleporter out of the spawn and ended up in the vents above the intel room. Dropped down, killed a heavy, ran back. One I got outside I realized....I was going the wrong way! I ended up making the capture anyway, but it was great for everyone involved. Badwater, offense, dropped off the the building ubered, got hit by a sentry and blasted over near the defense spawn. I killed 3 snipers and a scout before I died.

I figured this out last year when a girl I liked got her hair cut the same way as my mom and I thought "Holy crap they're the same".

Just take a load off now, because once you join the Corps, you will stop having fun. At least until after training.

I don't know what you mean by seeing signs, because all I said was that before she left she would do things like tell my grandparents (her parents, obviously) that she would be over for dinner, or be able to repay some money, but then never would. Over and over. We were lucky to have seen her last year, she only made it-late, I might add-because it had been a few years since she'd see my family, what with us living halfway across the country and all that. So I haven't seen any self-made signs or anything of the sort. And read the sig; Homie don't play that game, especially with legal and possible incest issues. Just saying.

Call your sandwich the [cabbage] Storm. It'll work, trust me. I'm at my grandparents' house now, and my grandfather loves this wild game shop. I've had so many delicious things bought there; bear, goat, rabbit, alligator. Tonight I had elk burgers and dried, smoked leg of pheasant. Godly.

Why do you find her attractive.. she's a tad older than you. :| 12 year old girls are attracted to Robert Pattinson. I've been in similar shoes as you Lenin, don't get your hopes up, at all. Yea, I know. In fact, if her behavior when she was still 'round these parts is any indication, if she ever visited, she wouldn't and just say she was going to. But still, you know? And wangtong, just a tad. Like the '70s or so teenage boy that was crazy for Farrah Fawcett.

Wait a second, I remember this thread! It was fun last time. Watch Supersize Me and your McDonald's diet will be dead. Those 500 calorie fries are scarier than Micheal Myers. Why would it matter if he's about to die? Recent experience has led me to decide that I would feast upon elk, smoked pheasant legs, alligator, and goat. With possible rabbit and bear. De. [bleep]ing. Licious.

Wasn't the bra originally intended to liberate women from the oppressive corset? I have a source on that somewhere, I'll try and find it. OT: I like 'em red. That's the only defining quality, anything else just depends on the girl. But you can't go wrong with red hair. Although I find that a moderately large, though not bulbous or extreme, nose is fairly attractive.

Here's a good one; I'm attracted to my step-aunt. I only think about it when I'm at my grandparents' house-like now-and she hasn't been around for a year or so since her husband is a government worker in Qatar or something, but she's spoken of often because of that, and there's pictures in the house so that reminds me, too, and sometime in the next few weeks she's moving from there to DC, possibly within driving distance of myself. She's young, too, I think only a few years old when she became my dad's step-sister, and by then he may have been in middle school. I don't think she's hit 30 yet. But her moving will probably bring her around more often and that'll drive me up the wall. It's ok, though, because we're not technically related, right?

No, not even close.

I can't believe it has happened, but Adrenal has made me smile. I know, shocking. Carry on now. I feel like you've changed, Lenin. You cannot post, because of that un-hidden Grudge image. Because it's always a Japanese girl ghost I think I'll see.

:lol: Turning on the light is fine, but I have actually held it in for several minutes because I didn't want to open my bedroom door to the dark hall and see a ghost or something there. And yea, I guess I had that one coming to me. :)

I can't believe it has happened, but Adrenal has made me smile. I know, shocking. Carry on now.

"Holy Jesus Christ on Rubber Crutches" "you say that like it's a bad thing" (usually used when someone notes the destruction potential of something I want to do/build)

I got something else, might have been said before. Mirrors. Ever since I was young, I couldn't look in a mirror for too long out of fear that I'd see something behind me. [cabbage], there's not even a mirror near me now and I'm checking over my shoulder every few seconds just thinking about it.

[bleep]ing nothing, there's somebody or some people out there sharing all the same qualities as me. That's why there's medical diagnoses for spinal kyphosis, arachnodactyly, and sound-sight synaethesia, as well as the existance of the balisong, the saxophone, and pen spinning. It's also why we have such things as paranoia and pyromania. The only guy who's said anything true is the guy who said his fingerprint, even though it was more a failed joke than anything. It's also why I managed to sneak everything I would have said into my post without explicitly stating that it makes me unique.

Smokehouse-Cheddar Cheese Crackers. I can't even begin to describe them.