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But it can be a fun 90 pages of nothing, if the right people come :

Death.

Carlos Xuma just pays for hookers. Pick ups only work on stupid, horny, drunk chicks. And even then that's like a 50/50 shot. There are no tactics to dating. All you do is make yourself look like a jackass, and not even the kind girls want.

I like porn with an actual plot, too...

Um. How?

Sorry my sarcasm was too original. EDIT: Nah, don't need the quote.

You'll be torn in half if you try to think only of your girlfriend, forever. Thinking never hurts. If she's anything like a typical girl, she's thought of other guys. It doesn't mean either of you would do anything to each other. You're just thinking. No big deal. Just ignore this other girl unless she starts making movements towards you. If she starts hitting on your girlfriend, though, let her go, just to see how far it ends up. :twss:

Nah, it's just more common for atheists to make hullabaloo here in the west. Because they won't be throat-slit. Maybe that practice should be started again.

I know what I want for my "Sweet 16" :

I'll take a tank. That's part of my personal freedom, right?

If that's a hidden message, than [hashedmetaphor].

I love seeing foreigners practice religion. It's awesome. Most people that should be calling themselves Christian do understand that. It's the fair sprinkling of crazies that give us all a bad name, in every religion or nonreligion. It's not as bad as it sounds. A lot of the people here in Off-Topic make big deals over little things. I'm certain you've noticed.

It isn't sleeping. It is very awake and "working" all the time. That black hole causes the galaxies to rotate. The fact that we haven't been sucked in is because our galaxy is just huge: 100000 LY in diameter. We are moving towards that black hole all the time, but not on a path directed straight into the black hole, but on a circular path. that way it takes billions of years for us to be sucked into that black hole. Like one of those things you put a penny in and watch it spin, and spin, and spin, and spin until it finally falls in the hole, right?

He could work for thirteen hours. Both are strange.

I'm surprised you'd make a statement like that. Well, actually, no. You're Nadril. That fact you're throwing a bit of a hissy fit over that makes me giggle :P That's like saying I know Oompa Loompas make all our chocolate. I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

20,000 people?! They wouldn't even be able to fit that many!

It's the weekend? Well, that explains the lack of school. Anyways, went to the fair. Of course it was nasty. Me and my friends commented on how you became a carnie, and the winning idea was that they took kids left behind and trained them. Also saw Night Ranger. Live. [bleep]eeeeeees.

Perhaps we Americans should invade this thread and debate these politics that will really never affect us in any way.

Maybe they were trying to cut it in half, but they're...stupid.

It's a cat, otherwise known as a [kitty]. I got that in the first two lines :lol: Actually it probably isn't. But who cares. You're all robots. Thus, [bleep] you. Damn robots.

FIX IT FAST! >_

We certainly need a bump. Almost only a month left! I got pub games for free for pre-ordering it. I'm not too bad at the first game (tower?). And I throw chips at the one that's like craps, so I make my money back easy.

Hardly anyone's a threat to our country. Plausibly nobody is. But it's useful for politicians to do this sort of thing.

Well, obviously. I hope you don't take me for a fool :P. I'm saying that right now I see a whole lot of bad, and I cannot forsee anything good for the American citizens coming in the long run. 'Course not for the citizens, for the government. Which government? How could it possibly be good for our government? The war is costing us billions of dollars; how on Earth will this EVER be seen as a good thing? It's not even like we're making friends; the whole world hates us over this blunder. You're Iran. You're making threats at the U.S. So is your neighbor. OOPS. Your neighbor just got invaded. [garden tool]-hum, what to do, what to do.

Well, obviously. I hope you don't take me for a fool :P. I'm saying that right now I see a whole lot of bad, and I cannot forsee anything good for the American citizens coming in the long run. 'Course not for the citizens, for the government.