SomeWelshGuy

Welcome to Tip.It Home to an ever rising number of useless posts like that one. Look, if you don't like the subject of the topic, don't post. The whole point of this thread is to have a laugh, and take a look at some of Jagex's cheesy humour. Anyways, got another: Welcome to RuneScape. AHHHHH! (Examine a Fear Reaper in the rift)

Hey, Have you ever examined something when you first log on, so that it says something funny? For example: Welcome to RuneScape. It looks cute, but probably deadly. (Wild Red Chinchompa) Post all of your funny "Welcome to RuneScape" captions here, but remember to say what you examined. The Hall of Fame All entries in a random order: Welcome to RuneScape Nothing interesting happens. Welcome to RuneScape Oh dear you are dead. Welcome to RuneScape A home of rats. Welcome to RuneScape There's no going back now. Welcome to RuneScape Educate yourself. Welcome to RuneScape I was forced to play this as a child. Welcome to RuneScape Low on brains, high on aggression. Welcome to RuneScape A monster that sucks really hard. Welcome to RuneScape This feature is only accessible on a members' server. Welcome to RuneScape You feel a strange drain upon your memory. Welcome to RuneScape Spooooon! Welcome to RuneScape AHHHHH! Welcome to RuneScape You need to subscribe to a members account to store anymore items into your bank. What's the matter, are you chicken? Welcome to RuneScape Ohhhh look at the pretty colours! Welcome to RuneScape I'd better leave his expensive dwarven balls alone. Welcome to RuneScape Not somewhere I want to go..... Welcome to RuneScape Smells pretty funky. Welcome to RuneScape The door slams shut behind you..... Welcome to RuneScape Not suitable for children, aim away from face. Welcome to RuneScape Formed over many years of dripping limestone. Welcome to RuneScape A social killer. Welcome to RuneScape Where beef comes from. Welcome to RuneScape A giant hand appears and grabs your head!

Bones. Never pked :P

10/10 Great guide, nice information and links to some good password generators. Also, I didn't know RuneScape passwords were not case sensitive, you learn something new every day :P

Its when people run you fresh pure essence to the altar, you craft them into runes, and give them the runes. Its used for fast xp, but you loose money. Oh right, thanks you two :) OT: To the creator, you might want to add essence back and no essence back on the Law running worlds.

It used to be 78, but it doesn't really matter now, as there is usually many people on the boats anyway. Also, what's pure essence running, and how do you do it? Sorry, I'm just generally slow on things :P

Ok, but do you need the skill requirements to start Legends?

Thanks, rune gloves are fine for the time being :P

Hey, I'm trying to complete most of RFD, and when you have to free Sir Amik Varze, one of the requirements are "Must have started Legends Quest". My question is, do you need to meet the requirements of Legends before you can start it, or is it just you can start it but need the requirements to complete it? Thanks

Hey, I need 44 RC, and am extremely poor :P Is there any monster that drops a lot of pure essence or normal essence, both are fine. Thanks

Hey, I've currently got a Rune Plate and legs, which I hate. I'm a horrible money maker, so can't afford d legs/chain, and also hate barbarian assault, so a fighter torso is also out of the question. My question is, would it be worth it to buy torags legs and maybe body? I know you need 70 defence, I'm just wondering if it's worth the money, and how often do you need to get it repaired? Stats in sig. Thanks

Sorry, my signature just got mucked up for some strange reason.

Thanks for pointing that out. Typo #-o

It was, but today got moved to Falador, so It's now F2P.

Thanks everyone :) Yea, that's what a lot of guides tell you, but not everybody likes the Falcons, and I wanted to show people all the possible ways, even if they take that little bit longer. And I'm only level 63 hunting, and I'm doing Red Chinchompas perfectly fine. Just search around for a while, and you'll find a good, empty world. This guide just tells you how to get to 63, what you do from 63 onwards is entirely up to you, Chinchompas are just a famous example of what you can do. And to the poster above, glad I could help :)

VERSION 2 RELEASED! Click Here to View [hide=View Version 1 Anyway] Notes Warning: This is a very long guide, if you want to find something in particular, try using [Ctrl]+[F] to find it. This guide contains many pictures, which may not be the best for dial-up or slow broadband users. All the pictures were taken by me and all the maps from the RuneScape Official World Map, which were edited by me in Photoshop. Oh, and yes, I made the banner myself :P Introduction After looking at many guides for Hunter on the forums, I found loads of great information, although I had to look at all of them to find the right tricks. This guide shows you all the possible ways of getting to 63 hunting, and where to go from there. Notes before reading Yes, I know I have a low post count, I know I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a breathtakingly high hunter level, and I know there are many hunter guides out there. This is my first ever guide, and I would greatly appreciate any constructive comments, and would also like to see ways of improving my guide. If you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have anything good to say, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t say it, you can criticise my guide by all means, but donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t flame me. Now thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s over, on to the guide: Starting Out Everyone has to start out somewhere, so this is where it all begins. You need to make your way to Yanille, and visit the hunter shop. There are many ways of getting there, including: Walking - By using the world map, navigate your way there. Remember, if you are a low level, you might want to avoid the ogres that sometimes wander near Yanille. Ring of Duelling - If you own a ring of duelling, right click it and select the ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅRubÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

Dunno if it has been said, but examine a magical wheat in Puro-Puro: 100% Wholegrain.

Runecrafting maybe? I don't know, although Farming and Slayer are really hard too.

I'm Welsh! :P. And I find that "insult" very offensive :( Anyways: Rudest: I was powermining granite, and then this level 98ish came along, and told me to "get lost noob". Of course, I said no. Then he started saying that I'm a noob because I have 5m total xp, I'm sad, my family is sad and you get the idea. Then I turned chat off and continued merrily with my mining :) Crudest: I was in a F2P world, bying something or other, when this level 10 came up to me and traded. He offered me a pot and some other random junk, and I called him a noob. Then after a while, I felt bad and made friends with him :)

I saw the same mod (recognize the name) when I was in Catherby, he banned all the autoers there.

Varry? Sooport List? Ice cube man? That just hit's the nail on the head.... :boohoo:

Now what does that tell you about the IQ of an average 'Scaper?

This is sooo funny: Then he started adding everyone who posted to the support list, even though everyone said: "Learn to spell noob" :P

PC has been nerfed! That's one of the best news stories I have read. It was ruining the game, giving everyone 99 skills. At least now it can be enjoyed as a good minigame, instead of "the fast way to 99" game.

Very nice guide. Loads of pictures, and I like how it's split into sections. I'll be following this guide throughout my hunter journey. Just one question, are orange salamanders much faster experience than spotted kebbits?