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I'd say it's be way easier to get more ammo than a door, since the ammo is supposed to be expendable, doors are not.

AVG is doing just fine on all three of my computers and IObit has only had to get rid of one... on my school computer... which had come long after the last time I ran a virus scan.

That's adware, it's not even technically a form of malware.

Nor does new doors.

Of course the zombie would be crippled in doing so, but if there was only one zombie behind the door then you could just open the door and put a shotgun shell in its head.

Nope, no joke going above our heads here, we were the ones who were joking, since I do believe Lei actually feared that some of us here drink and drive. And no, that kind of joke isn't morbid since if it was then everything would be morbid. There's nothing in life that can't kill ya. You can choke on an orgasm or you could get air in your veins, it doesn't matter how innocent something is, if applied correctly then you're dead.

I would get that you don't believe it, seeing as how you never work out because you "see no point in being fit". But the human body is actually strong enough to flip a normal car (not a SUV mind you), the only thing that stops us is our brain since that kind of exertion poses an extreme threat to our health as we may actually tear a tendon clean in half or break a bone.

You get computer viruses through trojans that are downloaded along with cookies and spyware, these trojans then install themselves in areas where they are not deleted when you clean your log, such as in Win32, after that they begin downloading other viruses and spyware onto your computer. You may also find viruses disguised as or in direct downloads of freeware.

Because they know that through that door there's some noisy food, while for my shed there was food on top of it for a few seconds. Though what they would do would be the same; push. My shed is supported by an internal structure of 2x4 wooden beams, while that door is supported by twisted strips of thin steel screwed onto a wooden frame or plastic fasteners inserted into holes in concrete/bricks.

Yeah, thousands of people choke to death while eating every year, so if you really want to live you shouldn't eat either. On the topic of choking, don't breathe bread, that hurts, I managed to get a good 5-10 grams of bread stuck in my left lung (somewhere right below my heart to be precise) for nearly half an hour before I coughed it back up.

What you said about defensible churches and locking away corpses holds a problem though, a single zombie could flip a car, same as any human in an adrenaline rush, so you don't need many zombies trying to get through before that door is suddenly smashed far off its hinges. And bombing the zombie horde is not an option that would be taken in time due to the threat it was posing compared to the threat the bombs posed to the civilians, and when suddenly the zombie threat was massive enough, you'd have to carpet bomb a whole state to have even a remote chance of successful extermination, although nukes would be tried first, and though the massively increased yield would be evident, in the outer ranges the nuke would not kill the zombies, merely irradiate them (and radioactive zombies are worse than regular ones) while it would still make short work of any humans.

"All of that" is me carrying out the modifications on my own house then stay inside, gaming to pass the time. Archi, you forget one of the important facts of life, most people are idiots. The horde would be constantly growing due to "heroes" with chainsaws (or slingshots and maces ;) ) and narcissists who believe they will be the first ones to be immune to the virus. It doesn't help that the zombies are nearly braindead when people cower in groups or take on the role of vigilante. As the book says people are going to be flooding the hospitals... and then they find out the corpses weren't really dead. Or as will happen in America the churches will be filled and the prayers would be so thick in the air that an untrained ear could hear them from miles away.

BAIT means only that while you are aware of the thread, your plan (or in this case lack thereof) will cause you to be ripe for the picking when the invasion occurs and will only serve to grant more time to those that have a proper plan. As to your last comment, this is like buying a beach buggy manual and then using it to the letter to build a beach buggy for a beach buggy race whereas you continuously blabber on about what if there are sports cars present and that there's no way a WV Bug can survive riding dunes for too long.

Haha, if you want to watch something then torrenting is the way to go; no max limit, full quality and can be watched at any time, regardless of your internet connection. Also carrying around a small movie library can make you immensely popular in class.

That moment when all of my teeth have always been perfectly aligned and the four last wisdom teeth are growing straight exactly where they're supposed to be and not affecting any other part of my mouth whatsoever. The only thing about my teeth that annoys me is the size of my top front teeth which even though they're perfectly within normal (being only 1.5mm wider and 1mm longer than my other incisors) makes my canines less noticeable.

Archi, as Ross would have said; welcome to BAIT. Res, it is the bible of the Zombie Survival Thread.

This is our bible, I suggest you read it.

I have now made a random SBURB/SGRUB title generator. I'll get right to adding a planet name generator to that as well. Though I will need some input on that, all I know is that it uses a system of Land of [random or related to element] and [related to title abstract] or the other way around, but that can be a bit hard to make so if you don''t help me come up with something then I will have to make it completely random with the only preset being that a Hero of Space gets a Land of [something] and Frogs. They can. Mather, I think it was. I wasn't threatening to kill myself, I was just trying hard not to. EDIT: I think I just found Bear Grylls' title; Page of Piss. EDIT2: I also just found an appropriate title for Jack Noir; Rogue of Doom. EDIT3: You can find the script here.

This is not "easy" mode. Many people can't aim for their lives, much less good enough to get in a headshot. This is just the "horde" option rather than the "hunter" option. Not that it is my choice anyways since the this is the kind of zombie defined by the thread (or the last one at least).

Lei, shut up!

Or you could just have used F5 to reload the page, that automatically scrolls back down to where you were.

I am not going to be called in for service because due to mental and health reasons I am a less desirable soldier. I also do not work and I have no significant fortune or property so I do not pay taxes. You forget that here we go by a standardized kind of zombie, the kind that does not require blood. Now there is only one way to die, and that's your brain shutting down, either by itself or from being destroyed, destruction again is the result of one of three things, trauma, lack of oxygen or buildup of toxins, remove blood from the mix and that means that a zombie can only be killed by physically destroying it's brain, injecting toxins directly into its cranium or overloading it, and since a zombie does not feel pain it is physically impossible to overload it. Which means that there is no way to kill a zombie by harming its torso or limbs. This kind of zombie also is about as good with tools as a jellyfish, which is to say that if a zombie somehow wound up wielding something then it would be more likely to harm itself or drop it than anything else.

1. While the incident may not be reported, the results of it will soon be picked up on by the media. 2. Neither a sheep or a badger can survive having their body torn to pieces and only their head left somewhat intact, a zombie can. 3. Being intended for rough use, years would be the appropriate timescale, so that's not an issue. A motorcycle helmet is designed specifically to be impossible to remove involuntarily. Zombies don't use tools (that requires an ape or greater level of intelligence). The helmet would protect be from getting knocked out.

I draw your attention to war. If anything like an uncontrolled, Government Sponsered, Zombie Mutation Virus was going to be dropped...it would be in a warzone...where those things would be happening anyway. I also draw your attention to censorship. I also say that 'Zombie appocolypse is, in itself, an 'ONLY THE EXTREMES MAY HAPPEN' Either you are doomed or a proportionately small number of people are doomed. They are either capable of killing hundreds, or capable of killing few. So...simply put...totally worthless as a predator. Yeah, you are getting called up for national service to fight the small number of zombies that survived an open door, machine gun and a slab of meat. Sigh. You really need to visit more waterfalls. They are not formed through 1 second of exposure, but many hundreds of years...slowly eating away at the stone. Now apply that to the complex 'acid vomiting' zombies and your whole plan dies....again. Censorship? Need I remind you that the current Prime Minister is the only retarded part of the Norwegian government? Yes, zombies are supposed to be worthless predators, they're not supposed to be able to out-smart their pray, only survive longer than it. And I am most likely not going to end up in any of the armed forces, because you're not randomly drafted in a time of war, but rather for if your mandatory form shows you to be suitable for the armed forces (I would know because I sent in such a form a few weeks ago). Chewing kevlar for an hour will not ruin the kevlar, only your teeth. And kevlar is made out of poly-carbon fibers, stomach acid does not eat through it with any efficiency.

You seem to think only the extremes may happen, remember there's a difference between "riots" and an entire city being "massacred by feral madmen". Also the general portrayal of zombies is a sheep-like level of intelligence (basically a full-retard hivemind ("That guy's doing something, let's follow him.")) and the hunting instinct of badgers ("CHAAAAAAAAARRGE! BIIIIIIITE!"). And as a reminder: NOTHING can bite through a kevlar motorcycle suit (except perhaps a shark, but that's due to their serrated teeth).