The_Mather1

No, the theory states that the alternate universe is created at the first point which differs. Imagine a tree with branches and the base of the tree is the exact point of time at which the Big Bang occurred. I do realize that imagining different universes is pointless as the theory is unfalsifiable and its truth would be inconsequential, it is however a very good although irrational form of psychological self-treatment.

Note that a lot of the energy we consumed is "wasted" on living, two larger consumers of energy would be our heart and lungs, then comes our digestive system, then our brain, then our filtrating organs. This puts the latest estimate of our heart's energy consumption at 1.71 W, which means 147,744 J or 148 kJ per day, which is equivalent to 35 kCal. So either you have grossly miscalculated or a dead body is essentially a source of infinite energy because 2 kCal - 35 kCal = -33 kCal, or in other words 33 kCal of surplus energy.

That contradicts the theory, the theory is that there exists one universe for every minute difference that is possible as well as what is impossible in this universe. So there is only one universe in which everything is precisely like it currently is; this one, but there are infinite universes in which I just blew my head off with a pink nailgun and then regenerated it instantly.

This is why I hate the theory of infinite universes. Why? It only means that everything could always have been worse. It also means that there are infinite universes in which we are currently getting laid.

I just realized that according to the theory of infinite universes, there are infinite universes in which every single one of us are killed by being stabbed in the face by a monkey wielding Cleopatra's severed third hand while dancing waltz with Elvis Presley in the fallout-contaminated streets of Monaco... That made me feel strange and relieved somehow...

No, the vessels in our skin have a surface area far surpassing that of the leaves on a tree, the average human has about 54,000 blood vessels in their skin, which is not opaque so sub-dermal vessels are exposed to light as well. This totals a surface beyond anything but the needles of large spruce trees.

Not all fungi are incapable of photosynthesis, and by growing in the veins in our skin, the fungus would actually have a greater surface area exposed to sunlight than most trees have for their leaves. Essentially the fungus would receive a wast surplus of energy, far more than what it would require to sustain animation. As for the actual nutrition the fungus requires, it has a vast pantry filling up the entire chest and abdominal cavity of the host, as well as the blood it is replacing. I'm just pulling numbers out of my ass here, but wouldn't our entire collection of organs and entrails be enough sustenance to keep a fungus alive for at least a few years?

I sugguest you look back at my parasitic fungus theory.

So just a zombie that's still fresh, not broken and decomposed.

No, a fast zombie is usually shown to have up to three times human speed, which makes them more of a [bleep] to kill than the [bleep]ers that can take a shotgun blast to the head. By Half-Life characteristics, who in their right mind wouldn't rather take on a poison zombie or a zombine rather than a fast zombie?

And I was considdering to complain over a LOWAS-like layer of clouds...

Håkon slowly but forcefully twists the chains holding him until they snap.

Ready.

Motorcycle clothing. :thumbup: Not even jaws would be able to bite through kevlar.

Wow, who'd guess my most impressive success as of yet would be the result of me snapping. Although I'm sort of disturbed by how you're applying my reason for survival when you have an actual one yourself. Nex, this time you can't blame me, she was complaining about how I'm not trying to pretend that my life doesn't suck, which somehow trailed off into discussing how she shouldn't skip breakfast and how arguing for it was stupid. Then once she started accusing me of lying about god knows what (as usual), I told her to [bleep] off.

I do ignore warnings, such as the one AVG gave me when I tried to access Piratebay and I have set a file to the ignore list (a .dll from Lego Star Wars). But what you said there isn't safe searching, it's just non-mindless behavior, safe searching is to avoid sites that are likely to contain viruses.

Safe search? Useless. All you need is good software. My internet log is about as dirty as it can get but my computer is as clean as a surgical kit.

AVG works just fine as long as you have the whole package, firewall, anti-virus and anti-spyware by themselves are crap, but the whole thing works. Combining that with IObit and CCleaner, my computer has never caught a virus and I can clean up anything that it doesn't need.

We have never lost a war or been successfully invaded as long as we've stood together, if one [kitties] out like Sweden did in WWII however... EDIT: Oh god, seriously TIF, you sensor [kitties] but not crap? That's just sad...

You call Sweden god-mode, but that's actually just the Kalmar union plus Finland.

I had no idea what I was doing when I drew John and Vriska, I just did it and it worked.

What I do is that I start of by drawing models with ellipses symbolizing each of the mayor bone groups, then use that to draw the shape of the person, then use that again to make the final drawing which I take a photo off and slowly digitalize using Paint.NET. If I had only remembered to increase the resolution on the pictures then they could even have looked good.

To get anything out of lower speeds, the music would have to be orchestra, slowing down ruins Rock, Brit-pop(No Milk Today), country (Ring of Fire), Indie Rock (Still Alive), Musical (Slaughter your World) and whatever the hell Eye of the Tiger and In the Army now are just ruins them, you might just as well make a synthesizer play randomly and smash your head into it.

No. At 1/4th speed electric guitars sound like steel rods being hammered through your head. You hear all other instruments vibrate. Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne sound like they're singing while their [cabbage]ting. Regular Rock sounds like Rock ballads in the audio equivalent of the .jpeg format. Johnny Cash, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons and "Lemmy" Kilmister sound like they're crying. Whoever's singing as Richard in Slaughter your World sounds like an illiterate trying to read. Still Alive sounds like a lullaby. All in all a regrettable experience.

I only listen to a few songs, and more often than not repeatedly, so I don't think I miss anything. However now you made me want to listen to music in ffwd.