BlackDawn

New plan, you're our idea guy. Though you may want to buy a copy of the zombie survival guide first. :ugeek:

He is trying to shoot a gun in a firing range and shoots someone. A pacifist wouldn't be shooting a gun. However, maybe his reluctance to fight leads to another man's death. For example, I'm being beat up by a small man. He is killing me. A giant pacifist strolls by and decides to not intervene.. because fighting is wrong. I died because the pacifist refused to stop the small man. No you died because your a weak [bleep]. That was a well written constructive post with great grammar. That it is 8-). Seriously though, the pacifist did not cause your death. The small man caused your death as he was the one beating you up.

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars. Then what are you sword? The knowledgable guy who ends up getting eaten in the first hour of the attack? :twss: Nah, the guy working on the cure for when you are first infected. That or the guy sitting on a chair with a Sniper Rifle taking down the zombies for fun, and shooting male zombies in the nads first to see what happens. Your hired :thumbup:.

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars. Then what are you sword? The knowledgable guy who ends up getting eaten in the first hour of the attack? :twss:

The sandwich lady lives there, the mysterious old man kicked her out of his house last week.

It would pierce the skin... Where's your proof? Bring me a supercannon that can shoot dust and fluff particle at lightspeed, then stuff it into a vacuum and shoot me in the face with a single piece of fluff the size of an atom. If it kills me, your right.

Exactly, an atom sized piece of fluff can not kill you in any way. Even if it hits your forehead at the speed of light while in a vacuum, it would NOT even pierce the skin.

Read posts above about super cannons and vaccumes. Honestly this thread should be locked/let fall. things as small as atoms traveling at highspeeeds go through us all the time. It wouldnt kill us, it would go through us... atleast i think :? you could die. A piece of fluff the size of an atom travelling at lightspeed after being fired from a supercannon in a vacuum would NOT kill you.

Basically the same as many others here, spend half the day fondling my newly grown breasts.

He is trying to shoot a gun in a firing range and shoots someone. A pacifist wouldn't be shooting a gun. However, maybe his reluctance to fight leads to another man's death. For example, I'm being beat up by a small man. He is killing me. A giant pacifist strolls by and decides to not intervene.. because fighting is wrong. I died because the pacifist refused to stop the small man. No you died because your a weak [bleep].

Maybe the zombies first broke out in mexico? That might explain the lack of tequila.

I'll be the quiet guy in the corner reading the zombie survival guide, then when everyone is about to die I come to the rescue with a katana and automatic shotgun. 8-)

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape? Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long. pureprayer? I was thinking mlb..... Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too. We've got two sacrifices actually. All the better. Why is it when I saw "crazed gun wielding zombie killer" I thought of Lenin? Because Lenin scares us all, though I expected him to be controlling the hordes..

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape? Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long. pureprayer? I was thinking mlb..... Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too.

This.

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

I think there's been a mis communication here. She sleeps with her friends? As in orgy? or does she just trade partners alot? Or does she just litterally sleep with her friends? Would you mind clarifying that for me? I'm guessing he meant sleep overs / slumber parties or whatever the hell they're called now... Why ruin our dreams? :cry:

In all honesty the chainsaw is one of the worst zombe killing weapons there is. They are loud so they will draw in many other zmbies, they are way too heavy, when they run out of fuel your screwed, they will send chunks of infected flesh and organs everywhere. Katana all the way :thumbup:.

No, hell doesn't exist. Neither does god.

Get a friend to dance stupidly behind the rows of people, just watch him/her while you do your thing.

Priapism. Maybe not deadly to the person, but possibly to the...little person. If I lost my 'little person' I would kill myself, not sure if that counts or not but I felt like proving myself wrong.

Angry girlfriend = slap that bursts a blood vessel in your brain and kills you :o But then the angry girlfriend killed you, not the erection. Technically, the burst blood vessel killed you. But from what I've seen in this thread, I think the *insert whatever object here* only has to start the chain reaction that leads to your eventual death. I have nothing more to say, except that rule is [cabbage].

Angry girlfriend = slap that bursts a blood vessel in your brain and kills you :o But then the angry girlfriend killed you, not the erection.

An erection?

Gotta look legal for those 3 girls on TIF. ;) I wonder how many women there are on TIF. :-k Everyone on TIF is female, they only pretend to be guys for teh lulz.