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But my question is, with all the milking of franchises, with all the crappy minigame collections and all of the other crap that Nintendo puts out, how in hell can anyone say that they are a fan. When the only franchise that is any good anymore on Nintendo is Zelda (Probably because they don't milk its large, plump [bleep]). We have Mario (who's [bleep] give off powdered milk) and Sonic (Who's [bleep] are saggy old things that hang in the waters of mediocrity). Sonic would be good if they quit adding all the [cabbage]. Sonic Unleashed could have been really good if they completely wiped the really [developmentally delayed]ed Werehog sections. Mario on the other hand, has no hope...while everyonce in a while a game with the mario logo comes out that can call itself halfway decent, there seems to be four million mini game collections lingering around it, and the only way to get to the one gem is to pick out all the other ones till you get to it. Madworld is the only game that looks any good coming out for the wii. Its probably because its an original game for the system, that is made for adults... I'll quit ranting because I know that if one person says something that hurts there feelings towards some corporation or company, they defend them like some kind of angry army, which is exactly the army that brings these games to our gamestores and demands more, leaving nintendo throwing crap out from their windows toward their army... God...I sound a lot like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation...

Whats that poking me? Nothing, nothing. Its just my penis. Louis: When me and my friends had sleepovers we would practice kissing guys. Everyone pair up! (Later) Louis hears a smacking sound from behind the couch. "CHRIS!" Chris: I'm almost done mom Louis: Finish then go to your room! Brian: Um...I was planning on doing something...uh, yeah me and Chris were planning on doing whatever he does on Thursday afternoons. Chris: I masterbate Brian: Yeah, I am going to masterbate with chris.

O.K, but there seem to be a lot of Nintendo fans that consider themselves the biggest...

Can we bump a thread even harder???

Close enough it was Rainbow Six Rogue Spear...Thank god noone looked at the URL... NEXT!

Yes, Ugozima admitted to being the biggest Nintendo fan boy...

^^^None of the counterstrikes... Another Hint...Its a Tom Clancy game...

Nintendo doesn't own Sonic. Typo sorry...any company putting titles onto a nintendo console milk it till its [bleep] are drier than prunes...

Anyone got any guess toward my game? Heres another shot...

Yeah, I'm glad we have clothes. A lot of kids say it would be cool if everyone came to school naked one day, but they only have the hot girls in mind. What about the guys? The unattractive girls? The teachers? :o ^^^Britains pretty obese too...I was watching BBC America, You Are What You Eat, and for christs sake, these people eat more food in a week than I do in Six months...

Wrestling: Where sweaty men wear tights, fight, get close, stuff each others balls in their faces, and show us the stupid things people will do for money... BTW: Is the undertaker in the rumble...money on him...

After months of speculation, the next incarnation of everyone's favourite Time Lord has been unveiled. Matt Smith, star of the BBC's Party Animals, has been announced as the next Doctor and will take over from the immensely popular David Tennent in 2010, after the completion of four hour long special episodes. Smith, the youngest person ever to play the Doctor, beat veteran actors like James Nesbitt and Sean Pertwee to the role and ended rumours that the next Doctor might be a woman. Smith had this to say on his casting, "I'm flabbergasted. I haven't slept really! [Doctor Who] is an iconic part of our culture, and now I'm taking that on. It's nerve wracking. Exciting. Exciting. It's an iconic part of our culture, my grandad knows about it, my dad knows about it, it's been going since 1963 it has the iconic status of Robin Hood or Sherlock Holmes." Steven Moffat, who takes over from Russell T. Davies as executive producer after the special episodes are concluded, was full of praise for the young actor. "The Doctor is a very special part, and it takes a very special actor to play him. You need to be old and young at the same time, a boffin and an action hero, a cheeky schoolboy and the wise old man of the universe. As soon as Matt walked through the door, and blew us away with a bold and brand new take on the Time Lord, we knew we had our man." Source: BBC David Tennant looked half way decent...this guy is UGLY! And he looks emo...Someone save me!

Mario has the same problem as Sonic...Nintendo milks em both for all their worth... While the occasional Mario title is decent, he's getting boring...he's only popular because he invented the platformer, and because kids love those kinda games...why do you think Sonic the Hedgehog sells? Kids usually buy them because it appeals to them... I personally think Nintendo should die...They make less and less original titles, but instead work with the stupid Franchises...

2Fort. It's kinda boring to me because of what you stated. Each team always ends up with 2 sentries in the intel room and the game goes nowhere after that. I prefer Well because of the back and forthness : I know what your saying...it took me two and a half hours to get through one Cap the intel game... I like playing that one mode thats like SW: Battlefront, where you capture command posts or whatever...my fav map for that is the one where the last one you need to get is down this long, narrow hallway where there are perches and stuff about...it can get friggin crazy... What you mean the other 4? Well, Hydro, Dustbowl, and Granary are all different types of Attack and Defend. 2Fort is the only CTF style game. actually, in terms of official valve maps, well has a CTF mode as well, but it doesnt get played that often. I think the Granary is the one...

Fat people in bikinis on the beach...They need to be kicked to some other country...

There was a nude beach when I was living in Florida that me and my friends drove off too...We were like "YAY! Naked girls!" Two minutes later we left to throw up because we saw a fatino latino woman who had more fat than the penguins in the antarctic... Just going to any beach is scary nowadays...people just have no class...

The special edition of Splinter Cell Chaos Theory told us there was a movie in the works...ever since, I have heard nothing about it...

^^^Thats exactly why I liked XII... FFVIII was not that great I thought... If M games were cool I would suggest Persona 3 and 4...but your kinda limited...

Nope...its much older than that...

^^^Lol...so was I... So which of the five hundred thousand generic shooters out there is this?

lamb of god iron maiden

Prince of Persia Sands of Time Too human Persona 3 Diablo 2 Devil may cry 4

Extreme G?

^^^ Did you read the first post, can't be M...

Any one seen Mike Litoris? Anyone seen Seymour [rooster]?