Harakiri

granted, except in order to be a feiry, you have to wear a lime green thong... I wish I could figure this crossword out...

your minions are actually red ants that want to tear your flesh apart... I wish i could watch the ants eat you

banned for telling me what reasons I can and can't use twice.

since I am stuck in the computer I hack your TIF account and ban it, whilst taking the cheese.

too bad that you wrote the order form out wrong and instead you got a giant mechanical robot that blows you up with a deathray. I wish that I could not wish for anything.

Banned for cutting off in midsentence again.

I rigged the cheese with explosives before I shot it out of the cannon (oh, and did i mention the cats as well?) I blow the cats and cheese up and pick all the cheese peices up and run.

Granted, but they are too much for you to handle and your head blows up. I wish that my biology teacher would get that bed out of the classroom.

banned for cutting off in mid sentence.

They were made by illegals who crossed the border and could not find toilet paper at the rest stop so used their hand. I wish for a smiley that sticks up the middle finger.

i do not hate him.. i hate him on the show... off the set we are great friends... but dont get me started on patrick... I seriously think you have a problem...squidward would not be on an RS fansite to talk about himself...

My new favorite episode is when spongebob dresses patrick as a girl to hide him from an assassin. That was so funny at the end when everybody's trying to hit on him, spongebob reveals he is actually patrick, and patrick takes his clothes off in front of them. Mr. Krabs: Uh...I have to take a shower... Hilarious...penis jokes in a childs TV show? WOOT!

banned for swimming with sharks.

The cinabuns are cursed...if you eat them, they taste like nothings wrong with them, when really, they are full of snakes. I wish that stephen king would grow an upper lip.

banned for stating an obvious fact

Scorpion King was a spinoff...the third mummy movie is called Temple of the Dragon or something like that... Granted, and it is full of autoers and nine year olds. I wish that pretzel's came with free cinabuns...

banned for not using a rune sword to kill yourself.

Your nails can do nothing if they are in a piece of wood!

The pizza box was made from stolen gold from Fort Knox and the army decides to come after you and blow you up with a tank. I wish that the Mummy 3 will be the best movie ever

banned for having an avatar that is in a dark place, but can clearly be seen. And is getting eaten by bugs.

I put your cats in a cannon, thus making you give me the cheese in return for the cats. I shoot the cats anyway and then decide to blow up the cheese.

banned because for using a ban somebody has already used on me.

Granted, but since their is not a wish their, I have taken your wish for myself. I wish that could find my T.V remote.

Banned for NOT having Mr. Green in your sig

next chapter is tommorrow. And it will explain the beggining of the god wars.