Everything posted by Harakiri
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saddest movie ever
Move into TV to...what the hell! Also books. The only book I ever almost cried at the end of was The dresden files book 6 Blood Rites...The whole Time thomas and Dresden were half brothers... Made me sad...because they almost killed each other through the whole series until they found that out...
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The Worst Song Ever
Soulja boy or however the hell you spell it is terrible... and not because I hate rap in general but because he apparently thinks he knows about Superman...Superman does not go out with [garden tools]...Lois Lane is actually a law abiding citizen who, if anything, is sometimes considered a [bleep]ty dresser... and is rap even considered music anymore? I find it to be fairly offensive because the rappers always talk about [garden tools] and talk about women like they are sex toys...I'm sorry if I am being offensive, but in one day and age, rap was popular with everyone because it had a fast paced beat and some of the songs were cool, but now a days, rap has become a song that borrows the beat from every other rap song, and always talks about women, as well as acting like they are rich and can say they are pimps because "Hay, we can get all kinds of women to chase after us because we don't have lives and think its all right to have our life revolve around these women who will sell their bodies because they could not get anywhere in life. Rap has absolutely nothing for it. I think that all the crap these rappers put out cannot constitute as singing, as much as a way to tell you how inconsiderate they are toward a wide array of people, mostly women. Other than that I have to say that YMCA is still the most annoying song I have ever heard.
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The James Bond thread
Oh yes...the torture scene...that was just so cool how he can endure so much pain to the nads...and still not cry and laugh about it...and still be able to do it? :shock:
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
granted, but number three has a rapist rainbow monkey that kills you as you kill them. I wish that nobody would read this wish.
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The destroy the fort and take the army game
This game is a game where you are having a war against the person above you. The player will first kill the person above him/her by attacking however they can, using a description the player above them made. An example: My fort is surrounded by oceans of fire." So you need to think of a creative way to get to this fort and kill the player above you and his/ her army. EXAMPLE: Player 1: I have a fort surrounded by evil rabbits. Player 2: I throw explosive carrots at them and kill them, allowing me to gain access to your fort and kill you, using a sharpened carrot. Your army joins my side. My campground is surrounded by explosive monkeys. ETC. Lets see how well you guys catch on. I'll start. I have a castle surrounded by cloned Batmans that can destroy anybody by taking off their mask. Your turn...destroy my castle and take my army!
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Story Reviews (latest review: Stratagem)
Yes, I have just been extremely busy. It will get updated once all the new people stop the major immigration...its nuts! And a lot of the stuff is not even up to the standards of this library...Once things settle down I will continue. A lot of people have not been on lately, probably because of this huge set of new people.
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The James Bond thread
I have not noticed any threads for 007 so I have to create one, as a geek, and as a huge fan. I have watched these movies all my life and notice a lot of changes between movies, and actors. James Bond has always been cool. Changing to fit the needs of fans, as well as the time period, I have always loved the way James Bond changes from actor to actor, each actor bringing their own form. Sean Connery was the tough one. He was also in some of the best of the 21 Bond films. I loved Goldfinger, mainly due to its really awesome bad guy. A fat guy who likes gold? Cool! And he has lasers? And he has a henchman with the most deadly hat ever? COOL! As an old movie, it really has certain appeal even to kids and teenagers. From Russia With Love is another of my favorites with Connery. It was probably the only one that was made up wholly of spy and espionage moments. No parts that were cheesy and one of my favorite action scenes in the whole series (the one with red grant on the train). Then came little George Lazenby. Not good at all. On Her Majesty's Secret Service has to be put at the bottom of my list of top bond movies. It was very boring, with nothing happening for long periods of time. And the love affair with Tracy was fairly stupid. You are a spy, who has many enemies, and you expect the enemies not to kill your wife, or take her hostage in an attempt to kill you? Plus, Bond reading Playboy is not cool. Why read playboy when you can seduce the woman sitting next to you by having a short conversation. Roger Moore. My favorite Bond for a number of reasons. 1. He was funny, except for a lot of corny one liners... 2. His movies always had cool plots and really evil bad guys. 3. He was the actor who got to play Bond while Jaws was around. Jaws is my favorite bad guy. Going from serious, to completely corny in Moonraker was a bad move though. That freaky geek girl had to be like twenty years younger than him. With Roger Moore, came a dependance on gadgets, which made Bond look like a person who could not stand up for himself. The gadgets were cool, but just did not make the action scenes have as much of an impact on me as Connery's. Timothy Dalton introduced serious Bond again. The female leads though, were really annoying... Pierce Brosnan is not as great of a Bond to me. He was WAY to dependant on gadgets. The stunts in his movies were cool, but dependance on gadgets and getting captured by Koreans, not cool. Craig. The amazing actor who ended up in the best bond film in decades. No gadgets. Just weapons. He was hardcore and a completely brutal Bond that really stands out from the rest. And the story of the movie was really good, even leaving off parts for a second part, a first in Bond films. The books are good fun as well, some of the best spy and espionage books ever. Please look how much the set of all 14 costs: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/014091 ... m_cr_error I bought the set for 15 bucks...apparently a good deal. (I did get them at Costco though...) I would suggest the books highly, but apparently they are fairly pricey...More than I thought... New books continuing the adventures of Bond come out, none of them as good as Fleming's original. Please rate Bond movies, portrayals of Bond and Bond girls, and start discussions, I will be on every once in a while, and if you start a discussion I am sure I can put some input in... No flames...people are entitled to their opinion. And fans of Bond will always differ on some key parts... So like I said, discuss and lets see what everyone thinks the best Bond movie is and see how my fellow tipiters feel about the movies.
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RWT may be gone, but not immature players
You are true...but, I know a lot of people who are 9 and have black marks for such stupid things...and yes, I know other age people can also ACT like a nine year old. But I will change the name because I have to agree that it is pretty mean to say that.
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The Abyss (Part 2 Up!)
Forget it...let xewleer explain...
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Project Onyx v3 | Issue 4, Jan. 5 | New Version! Site Open!
WOOT! I was thinking you'd never post the new issue skill! I better write the next chapter of my story...I am way behind...c ya at the onyx forums.
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The Abyss (Part 2 Up!)
Welcome to the library...as the 4th person in two days to be new...you win absolutely nothing! =D> =D> =D> I am the king of hellhounds around here...werewolves and hellhounds rock. Please read what I told all the new members other than the poet guy because, I am just plain bored of repeating myself. I am gonna ask unoalexi for a sig with a hellhound! C ya.
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RWT may be gone, but not immature players
My membership has been gone for a while, and I have not played much since. Yesterday evening I decided to hang around with a bunch of friends and party at crandor and varrock and pretty much every where else available to free to play. During this party I had run into quite a few people who thought they were cool, but were way to young to be playing the game. It started in Varrock. Me and my friends were in the zamorak temple and were just sitting around talking when a level 4 comes in and starts telling me this: Noob: This is my house!!! Get 0ut! Me: Um, this is Andrew Gower's house really. Noob: Who is that Noob? Is that your name? My friend: What an idiot. Noob: I heard that! Me: Wow...you must be hearing things since he just typed those words. Noob: L0ser... Me: Leave us alone dude... Noob pl0x! You cheat and steal my house, I report you... Me: -.- So me and my friends left because the noob was getting on our nerves. He follows us to barbarian village. Noob: Blah, Blah, Blah Me: Leave us alone... Noob: Fine...but I could get my main to kill you in the wilderness. Me: The wild is not their anymore. Noob: Whut? Me: Ya...Noob. Noob: My main is "zezema" (spells it wrong) He teleports away using the home tele spell. So we have him out of our hair and are having a good time when we go to Karamja to go fishing. We met two characters that pissed me off in general. Ones name was "coc lick". The others was normal so I will not tell you. This guy was sitting at the front of the dock talking about obscene things. Level 3 of course. He continued for 10 minutes trying to convince some of my friends to marry him and "Lick his..." (all the people with me for the party were boys). Eventually, I decided to report him. He asked why, I said for being an immature 9 year old minicliper. Some people were mad at me for saying he should be kicked for being young. Now, I can see letting some one below the age of 13 playing. But if your gonna be below the age, be mature. I don't think Jagex cares if people below the age limit play, as long as they play by all the rules teens and adults have to follow. Where kids think they can get off playing this game and making obscene remarks, without getting in trouble, is unknown to me. Then when you report the guy he calls me a no life noob. When people call me a noob, it annoys me. A noob should just be a reference to an immature low level. But when you wanna fight a level 80 at the fighting arena and your level 60, and they call you a noob, it really does not matter (Plus, they must be on a terrible losing streak to not take on someone 20 levels lower then themself). Continuing the story, I keep fishing, and this kid apparently got kicked and his little buddy (apparently the king of Runescape at a level 5) shows up and starts to bug me. He does not bug me. Telling me to "Lick coc" does not bother me when it comes from a stupid kid. I tell him to shut up little kid. He asks me my age, I say 26...He says he has a brother that is 50 and will beat me up. I ask him his age and he says he is 10...a really hard story to believe, having kids at age 50ish? Highly unlikely. Well, he gets his brother on (scary...a level 35 in bronze :ohnoes: ). This dude has no clue and starts making fun of some guy who just showed up saying that he better not make fun of his little brother. The guy logged off. Now the guys brother is finding the culprit of all the mean things said to his brother. I flat out say, "I did". This dude starts using emotes to express his anger. Well, he then told me I was an "a$$", which is blocked, and I report him. I could easily continue what happened yesterday. We all had food and went to Crandor. The moss giants were packed, so we fought demons instead. After that we went to good old Lumbridge...my least favorite town in the game. My first couple experiences with 9 year olds in Runescape started here. My first day on, I asked where to find an egg and some guy said, "Follow me, its in the wine of zamorak". What a terrible lie, and I knew it was a lie. About a month later, I figured out what the wine of Zamorak did and knew what the guy was trying to do. I do not understand that though...a new player comes on with absolutely nothing and you try to kill him. Just about a year and a half ago, I was in Lumby when a nooby guy walks up to me and says I look "hawt" in my armor. I was a guy. I decided to play along for a minute to see what this guy was gonna do. He said he wanted to get married in the chapel. I revealed I was a guy and he freaks and calls me gay. Was I the one who asked if I could marry a guy? Well today it was nice except for the second floor, where a flame war was going on. I was on Lightning Chat, waiting for my friends to finish their runs at Crandor and I accidently forgot to put a / and said "c ya." Some noob follows me and asks me if I think he's "hawt". What a freak. Jerking with pixels... :shame: and man pixels? I just can't see these kids ever growing up. More and more I run into these kids who cannot keep themselves from blurting out obscenities... What are your thoughts on 9 year olds in game and post all your stories of 9 year olds. I just think they are the biggest problem (next to all the randoms) in the game.
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Type your fourum name with your elbow!
ratcfhet573 Woot...1 mistake!
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quote game
your honor...I AM guilty of undressing myself in a public restroom, and dancing...even though I am fat and have no junk. lion
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The Sig Rating Game
Master chief is so september 26, 2007 0/10
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted but the search takes her to 5000 posts that she does not want to read. I wish for a piece of cake that cannot be corrupted except for if the person currupting sacrificed his/her soul.
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The history of S+N's runescape (Chapter 1: the beginning)
Thanks for bio...and this is the S+N version...not the RS version...which means things will be fairly different.
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quote game
"Death is just a fancy word for when all your brains are splattered on the ground." Donut
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its not smart to....
they do have pocket protectors. Its not smart to pick a fight with the wind because...
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quote game
"I like to drink large cups of salt water...I want to see how long it takes me to have a cardiac arrest from all this salt!"-Someone. Potato
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
all the things you do end up getting you in a gay relationship. I wish that private eyes would quite watching my house.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
You mistake a beet for a turnip. I wish for a siggie...
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Rating Avatars Game
10/10 What a cute, but fat, cat...
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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)
I become the greatest virus ever and take all the cheese from everyone's internet!!!!!!!!!!!