Harakiri

finished your latest story...best stor on this forum :D :D

your not number one...(sorry...) thats just all the top writers here...not in order...your probably number three...I enjoy Archimages works and Xonorch is probably the best author here.

Too many words =P~ =P~ Anyway...Killy the kid probably finds this over his head...

LOL...he told you of all people to write better... The best writers in this forum: 1Xewleer 2Zonorch 3Archimage 4ME! 5 Blue Jay 6Nom Anor 7 Sephy Did I forget anyone...if so tell me... And if you want to argue with me... I have also written a lot of crap, Snake and Noob, my first epic getting a mixed review, having one of the best authors on the forum loving it, and many of the normal guys hating me and it because I was introducing too many new people to the forum. And I did not know until I finished and began to start again when all of the non-supportive authors told me. Since then, I have written better and better works, the lost library, now ironically lost...being my best work. I have been pretty popular around here, but since Archi's a mod, he is king. The Varrock Library Roster Archimage=King Forsaken Mage= Queen (Sorry...) Jester: Blue Jay Temple Knight: Xonorch Castle guard: Xewleer Librarian: Me Nom Anor: drifter Sephy: tower guard

God dammit, its your fault for being an idiot and deciding "Hey, lets make a character with 99 strength and attack! Than I could own the wild." Guess what? This game was never intended to have people do that. Boo hoo, you lost countless hours working on one skill. Guess what? RS is a video game, and if you are so worked up over this, tell daddy to buy you a tricycle so you can ride to the park, and do something constructive...I am sure dad would appreciate you not wasting his money on paying an electric bill because you are wasting time writing stupid rants, and apparently trying to start a fight. This topic is turning into nothing but a flame war over something stupid. Learn to cope with the wild being gone or stop spamming everything up with your incessant chatter. This topic should be locked, only because Gidion has turned a topic from a normal, "Get over it", to a "Your a moron Omali because you keep making good points."

speaking on all of the library regulars behalf (me, Archimage, Blue Jay, Xewleer...anybody else?) you have forever lost our respect, bumping a crappy story like this makes you an outcast of the library. Bumping is a waste of our time. With fresh ideas and more smart stories coming, we don't have time to deal with bumped crap like this. I am the king of RS stories on Varrock Library...fear Snake, and Archimage, and Noob, and etc...

This thread is 6 months old, is it really so relevant anymore?

Irony is the contrast between the expected outcome and what actually occurs, as well as the actual meaning of a statement being the opposite of its literal meaning. What you said wasn't ironic, it wasn't even sarcastic. It was taken as a personal attack by myself and you're apparently the only person who can vouch that they saw it as anything else. This is the same kind of reasoning used when O'rielly talked about lynching Michelle Obama, Rush Limbaugh advocated rioting at the DNC, ED Hill using the term "terrorist fist jab, and I'll only assume Michael Reagan will use that excuse when he takes heat for offering to sponsor and fund the bullets required to kill anti-war activists (naming Mark Dice personally) on his show. In all of these cases the speakers took heat for what they said, and in the case of Michael Reagan, may be spending time in a state prison because they said something stupid, ED Hill lost her show, Rush Limbaugh will be receiving a fine from the FCC in the near future, and Bill O'Rielly's show lost its stand in the ratings. While you won't see any reprimand for this comment in particular, I would advocate that you keep in mind how your comments will be perceived. I had an article on my (extremely old) website that I published back in 2001, after 9/11, where I discussed what attacks would still work, why, and what we need to do to defend against these attacks. I'm not going to go into detail, but I was contacted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) several weeks later about that article, that someone had actually reported it to them, and that I basically needed to shut the F*** up about the subject, pull the article, and not write anything in that manner, or I would find myself being investigated for intent to aid the enemy. A big comparison to what you said, but I always remembered to keep it in my head about how people will perceive what you say, considering it almost got me in a lot of trouble about 7 years ago. You sir, are a master at writing this stuff...you should go into reporting, because you are an amazing report writer...And by the way Gidion...you are not awesome, you are just trying to make yourself feel better, either that, or you are a complete narcissist.

Some of Stephen Kings are 60 or 70, one was like 120... James Bond ones had bout 40 pages... Oh well, have to develop the lost library more... Signing up for the Fally Library to start a lost Library RPG, should be fun.

An explanation... Black writing is the main character. All other colors are other characters. The setting is a dark room, where no one can see anything.

The Book= A dud...gonna wait till next year... :cry:

Feel free to point out the "intentional irony" in the phrase "Shut up you moron", because it's gone way under my radar. But as for the rest of your post, thanks again for proving yourself to be the perfect example to keep my point valid and fresh with today's youth. I liked the awards name but now that I think of it...it is true...there is no irony in that phrase...if you call someone a moron, its called being an immature child.

Part 2: Omali:Too bad, so sad. If you don't enjoy grinding, you should've never started playing an MMO in the first place, especially Runescape which is pretty much the king of endless grinding. Me: Truth be told. Omali:It's a fine double edged sword when talking about taking away skilling. I may have invested 5 years into this game, but I will still drop it like a rock and not look back if they'd removed my favorite aspect instead of sitting around for 6 months crying about it, a personality feature that most of the ex-Edgeville pkers (Yes, I said the Edgeville pkers. The real pkers aren't this immature and have either moved on or left the game) seem to be lacking. Me: And the Pkers who don't complain all deserve something awesome for not complaining and spamming up the forums. Omali:And what would removing skilling but keeping pking accomplish? No more food, armour, weapons (With obvious exceptions), quests, mini-games. You'd have a clone of the thousands of MMO's that Korea pumps out every year, but way less interesting, more basic, and with a player base too young to reach the steering wheel. Me: Korean MMO'S: Kim Jongs find a nuclear missle, where you run around this hangar full of missles. The bonus round starts when you find the one that will target America! Omali:The argument that is used against skillers about removing skilling is a moot point because, no matter how you look at it, it's not going to happen. Wilderness pking was expendable, skilling was not. Me: Without skills, this would not be an MMO, and it would not exist...without skills there is no...well, skill to the game. Omali:Oh and let's not forget all of those top pkers and stakers who were banned over the past few years for buying and selling gold (Whoops, did I bring that up? :shame: ) Me: WHAT? How did you bring that up? You should've kept quiet... Omali:I have to say, with the updates that have happened, it's good to know that the Edgeville pkers are always there ready to protest. Protesting against luring being made impossible, against scamming being all but gone, drop trading between their main and pure being impossible, banning big pkers and stakers for real world trading, removing the glitch on the Granite Maul that let you kill someone almost instantly, no longer being able to camp the abyss. I even saw a group of pkers protesting at the fight pits (after the killing spree) using that as a reason to bring back the wilderness pking. Me: Really, now thats just stupid... Omali:If there's a rule to be broken, or a player to be scammed, or a reason to act like five year olds, they'll be there. When the cry goes out for immature ranting, nonsensical "riots", and threats of "lol i qit", they'll be there. And six months from now on December 10th, the one year anniversary, there will probably be another riot because, you guessed it, they'll still be there. Ready to be banned and muted en masse. Ready to use words like "Ruinedscape" and "[bleep]ex". Ready to type "@" over and over and over to get their point across. Ready to question Jagex's right to stop them from buying gold. Ready to make references to players like Durial as heroes. Ready to wear pink skirts and drop fires and random clothes in a lame attempt to lag the servers to crashing. ME: Wow...Hats off to you sir, one of the best reports ever put on a forum. =D> =D> Omali:Thanks for proving my point. And if Runescape is such a flawed copy, why are you here? Is logic really that difficult for you to utilize when deciding your daily activities? I don't visit the neopets website every day to complain about how much the game sucks, so why would people keep doing that on the RSOF and TIF? It defies all logical thinking aside from them just being immature trolls with very little else to do with their lives. Me: I have put up rants about this. And its always the same mied replies, yet the Pkers are always the immature ones with nothing nice to say, they just want to make players who followed the rules and enjoyed the game, not as a way to make money, but as a way to let the hours pass. Max:nice ;) Me: Yes it was, Omali has made an amazing report... Mini-Me: IF this happened, I'd say it would go about 70/30. 70 being for the new graphics. There weren't as many PKer's as everyone thought. Besides, any new players would choose graphics as they wouldn't know what they were missing. Other than that, I'm going to have to agree with most people here and say quit dragging your feet and leave if you don't like the game anymore. :| Me: MINI ME! OMG! I love you in Austin Powers! But, let me quote you from GOldmember so you know what Pkers sing when they cry: ITS OUR WHOLE DAMN LIFE FOR US, ITS OUR DAMN LIFE FOR US, WE WILL CRY AND SCREAM, BECAUSE IT WAS OUR WHOLE DAMN LIFE. Wizzkid: How bout Runescape 2.5 Graphical update with the trade limit and Pking in the Wilderness gone. Starting to sound like WOW one world is safe and the other you can kill. Me: Wow...I want to kill a world! Nerd Attack: Let me just point out that since attack, strength, defense, hitpoints, range, magic, and prayer are technically skills, removing skilling would also remove combat. Then what would we do? Me: True... Nerd Attack: If "skilling" but not combat skills were removed, where would the armor, food, arrows, and weapons come from? Me: I don't think these idiots thought that out yet... Nerd:But the counter-point: aren't many of these things easily available from monster drops or stores? Of course, things like prayer potions and super sets and cooked sharks are nearly impossible to obtain in large amounts without someone to make them, the prices would be absolutely absurd. Me: But they could easily get gold from stealing other accounts. Nerd: Face it, PKers sort of need skillers, but skillers don't necessarily need PKers. There are plenty of non-PKers willing to buy those foods and potions, but in a skill-less world, where do the PKers get the things they need? Me: Jagex should just hand it to them... :wall: Eat: That sounds good. I'd love to see who would actually still play a game with a trade limit and no wild over the one you said... I might as well stop being a tight wad and pay out the 15 bucks a month for WoW... at least it would be worth it rather then wasting 5$ a month to play a game that is long past it's glory. All it is now, is just a dieing cash cow that jagex wants to milk out every single penny they can before it finally dies. Me: Than go damn it, and leave us alone before your keyboard comes back and hits you. Sky Fleet:there is no point in this topic, it isnt coming back FACE IT Exactly. They got rid of the Wilderness rules because of RWT and such. It's helped, and they've brought in 3 new minigames, where it's controlled pking. Things move forward, not backwards. Me: But thats still not enough, god forbid we live with what we have, no, we have to complain about a video game... leg:Bounty Hunter anyone? Me: But we can't play that, the level limits suck...just like the wild... Gidion:Congratulations, you won todays 'failure to recognize intentional irony' award. Me: LOL...now thats quotable! Gid:Why am I here? I quit RS a few days after the wilderness downdate ['Update' is too kind], and the TIF a few days after that. I'm not 'still here'. I came back to give it 'another shot' last week, and have found it sincerely lacking. Me: You are apparently "Still here" if you are writing on the TIF... Gidion:A question was asked regarding our enthusiasm for the chance to go back to 'old' rs2 or not - I simply stated and explained my preference. So, once again, this time without sarcasm or intended witticism - Shut up you moron. Me: Omali is not a moron, he could at least go through a whole post without stating a stupid comment about someones opinion... Gid:This. Ever since the wilderness was introduced, PvP in RS was pushed aside - An activity to go and do after you do your 'real' playing, for a large amount of people. A skiller's game. While it would be slightly amusing to see the looks on the faces of the players who gloated and laughed at the PKers when our RS world was shattered, I know how it feels to have a character you've spent hours of your life working on be rendered instantaneously useless and would be able to sympathize with a skiller should their favorite activity be destroyed or changed beyond recognition. Enjoy your RS =) Let the real PvPers go play L2, AoC or even CSS. Me: Yeah, you worked hours on a character with 99 attack and strength, and with 1 def. Thats really their fault. :roll: Gidion:Wow, awfully off topic there. Me: And part of it is you calling people moron because, ultimately, you cannot think of a betterretort than to make fun of someone because, as the wildy people said, they are "Pooning" you.

Ratchet573 presents: WTF was Eatrunearrow thinking? (Quotable Quotes and arguments) Eatrunearrow:I have an idea to see just how many people like Runescape the way it is. Me: Oh really? What is it? Subject everyone to a day of nonstop club penguin action? Eat:As you all know, we are soon getting a new graphical update next month. Me: WHAT? Yes we are! Oh my god, I cannot wait! RS will look so awesome!] Eat:Many of you know ( and have been annoyed by me ) that I support the return of the wild. Me: Amen to that! Eat:So anyway what my idea is.. Me: What? What? Eat:Make new complete game with the new graphics. This game shall be known as Runescape 3 Me: Did god say that? Because I swear I read a line like that from Genesis... Eat:And just like classic , players will have the option to choose to keep their items in RS 2 or move them to RS 3. However, in Runescape 2 , the trade limit will be lifted, and bounty hunter will be deleted and the wild will be returned. Me: Yeah...thats...stupid? Eat:Runescape 3= New graphics and keep the updates. Runescape 2= Graphics as of right now, no trade limit, and Wild back. Me: Why can't we get RS2 and you get nothing? Eat:Which game do you people honestly think will have more players? I know this isn't "realistic" due to "RWT" but I could care less about RWT. IMO you're a moron if you got your credit card stolen, and the whole game shouldn't suffor because of idiots. Me: Well, none because...IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! Newge summed the credit card thing up best... Freesia:And we could care less about pures like you who insist on living with the past. Me: Ever remember the old forum, when he would hide his RS name from us so we would not know his levels...hmm...curious... Newge:you're saying that the hundreds of thousands of people who had their credit card numbers stolen from TJ Maxx's parent company's central database are all morons for using their credit cards to purchase stuff at a store? :roll: Me: Exactly! Eddo89: This is such a silly topic. It isn't even a debate. This is almost as if you are making the same transition from RS to RS2. Of course people is going to play the new one because of graphics, wild, trade etc and of course this will not happen because of RWT. So what is there to debate? It seems as though the true debate is the stolen credit cards. Me: The real debate is what grade eatrunearrow is in... Mico:Probably not, a graphical update can' t make a whole new Rune Scape. Besides, JAGeX fought so hard againts RWTing that they wouldn' t give them the luxury of botting again. Atleast that' s how I think, but then RS 2 and RS 3 would really be different, RS 3 would be the game for laid back skillers or monster killers and RS 2 would be for the hardcore pvp fighters. Me: It would not work, Jagex is not going to bring a new game into the mix, let alone one that would bring back RWT... Pika-Tim-Tam: there is no point in this topic, it isnt coming back FACE IT Me: Ding Ding Ding! Correct answer. Compfreak847:Do people even read those development diary thingys? :roll: Me: Those are too above the head of Eatrunearrow... Comp: Jagex would be forced to disable credit card payment (Rendering hundreds of thousands of people unable to pay) or worse yet, shut down Runescape if they did not stop RWT. Me: But oh...that would mean Eatrunearrow would complain about how RS is gone.... Comp:Runescape with a modified version of PKing is better then no Runescape. Me: Yes, but they could think of no way to modify it completely. Comp:And, like hundreds of thousands of others, I really don't miss PKing much. Me: Neither do I, but their are still people who cannot move on... Comp: Yes, I had a pure etc. etc. etc, but the wildy was full of no honor, one itemers that PJed you every time you got a kill, and tried to lure\backstab\team\pile you at every turn. Me: That is true, but there is no honor among theives, let alone idiots. Comp:Its not coming back, and I think the "silent majority" really doesn't mind that much. Me: If I am part of the Silent Majority tell me, because that would make a great pk clan...oh wait... Comp:Sure, the week of the updates the entire rants forum was filled with angry PKers, but now for every "bring the wildy back" rant is 10 people copying and pasting some mostly inn accurate widely spread list of why its not coming back. Me: Oh, lord...I am copy and pasting...and yes, the forum was, but yet, here we are still talking about it... Comp:. Common sense is prevailing, even if it is in the form of blindly following and copying anyone who sounds intelligent. Me: That excludes Eatrunearrow right? Omali:Here's a better idea, Jagex can not make an RS3, and the pures who want their own special version of Runescape can...stop playing because it isn't going to happen! Me: Took the words sraight from my mouth! Omali:It's a perfect idea, and everyone will come out happy. Well, everyone that matters anyway. Me: HAHAHA! Eat:IMO you're a moron if you got your credit card stolen, and the whole game shouldn't suffor because of idiots. Abyssal Whip:that has nothing to do with why the wild, RWT, or unbalanced is gone. :? Me: Good Point. Aby: many of the j mods have clearly stated that they're not going to bring back the wild or spoon feed you pures with updates that'll imitate the wilderness. Me: But eatrunearrow likes to be sppon fed! elit:What? Of course people would choose the one with the wild, no trade limit, etc. There's a difference, though, between what you want and what is possible. Your "RS3" thing cannot happen, regardless of what people desire. Why is that hard to understand? ME: I don't choose the wild one... Elit:Also, in your last line where you called people idiots, you spelled "suffer" wrong. Me: He better learn to spell that, in fourth grade, that was one of my spelling words... legilgalad:obviously 'RSC3' will have more people playing as most Pker's will quit when they run out of skillers to make their potions, smith their armour and cook their food. Me: Another fine point... 3hitm4g3u:Shut up you moron. Me: The name of a macroer, and the words of a four year old. Giant Torti:HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Me: Let me join with you! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Giant:So instead of coming back with a noteworthy reply you went straight for the 'lets get nasty and personal' option. Outstanding. Me: Well, of course idiots do that, because they cannot come up with a valid retort. Giant:If anyone has bothered to read and understand the detailed Development Diary on this subject, they would understand why the changes were made and also why they'll never revert them. Me: Like I said above ^^^ Giant:Its a shame that even after eight months, people are still refusing accept that those changes and the ongoing development of this game are anything other than permanent. Me: It was sixth months. Doc-roe:Its been 6 months. If Jagex ever had any thoughts of bringing it back, they would have brought it back already. Me: Probably... Omali:Nice to know there's still pures to remind us that most of them were immature trolls. Me: LOL...trolls. Chained-life:j-mod already stated that they will probably bring back the wilderness, but heavily modified somehow. Funny how people say "lol stop living in the past" when all I see is people whining about how great RSC was. Me: Funny how I have heard no one say that in a long time... Dark Aura:have you any idea how much of a bloody re-vamp would be required to do that? and besides, if they made a RS3, revamped RS2 to allow trading etc all we'd have to do is trade then send ourselfs off to RS3 to live a nice jolly life in high graphics. Me: oh, Bathing in these nice, beautiful graphics feels great. Dark:its not a very planned out rant. if 85%+ can move on from that im pritty sure you can. you want wildy? go out and do me, jagex and other fellow players a favor and go on a ban-hammer spree and sue all the RWT companies and bots Me: This is the court of idiocy, the honorable judge Eatrunearrow presiding. Dark:if not then face it theres only 2 options: adapt or quit. and were NOT holding you to runescape by the leash, if we did i'd be inhumane and make you beg for food. :shame: Me: But adapting and quiting are too hard, instead we have to spam up forums with stupid rants. Dark:EDIT: tecnically/physically the wilderness still exists... Me: Hee hee hee...POINT! Gidion:Shut up you moron. Me: Oh, this is gonna be good. Gid:And for the record, should any updates / changes be reverted - Or the chance to live in the past be granted; I'd take RS over RS2 any day. Me: Thats true. Gid: Current RS is just a flawed copy of a flawed copy... Me: Not exactly...RS was not flawed and RS is kinda flawed in some areas but all right pretty much everywhere else. Eatrunearrow: Nice to know there's still some people that don't enjoy staring at their virtual character whacking a tree for hours? Honestly, if they took out skilling, all you skillers would have your whitie tities in a bunch too. Me: Nice to know their are people that used to enjoy staring at their virtual character whacking at another virtual player for hours. They won't take skills out, and BTW...they are called Tighty Whitties...which BTW, I do not wear, and I'm sure most women skillers don't wear either.... Nerdattack:You know, they never removed the Wilderness. It's still there. As for choosing, I'd choose "RS2" for the trade limit removal, personally. But I'd bet more would move on to "RS3." Probably I'd play both. Me: I'd only play RS3 to watch the wilderness people complain about it...

Before you read on, I just have to say that I am an ordinary guy who ended up becoming a demon solely by accident. Its basically an incredible hulk story, except instead of becoming a giant green vegetable, I can turn into...well, a sinewy, yet powerful monster with a large, maybe larger than necessary, sword, made from the most powerful thing in the universe, Sodium Carnivor. My story truly begins when a demon entered my house, and I accidentally ate his soul. It just tasted like air, I am telling you that, but none of the demons that are after me believe that... 1. "Please stop calling me! I swear I do not want to buy a case of "Harry's All Purpose Stain Remover! "" A pause. "NO! I use clorox dirtbag!" I hung up, slamming the phone onto the receiver. I seemed to always get some call to buy something. Those stupid kids, walking around with cell phones, calling random houses after school and thinking it was funny to put on their best asian accent and start trying to sell rice pizza or stain remover. I needed to get caller ID bad. I heard a knock on my back door. Now, my back door leads to a golf course. Sometimes, golfers need to come to my back door and ask for another ball because they lost theirs in the sandpits or the lake. I would usually give them a cheap one that I keep lying around just in case of just that, and then go back to what I was doing. So, I walked to the back door, and swung it open, only to find an old man on the door step. I turned around and went to get a ball when the old man said: "Sir, do you perhaps have a gun?" I then noticed that blood dripped from the mans forehead. The old man pulled a kerchief from his jeans back pocket, and lightly dabbed the wound. "Whats going on sir, is there a murderer in our midst?" "Not in our midst, but outside." I smacked my forehead. "I don't have a gun, all I have is an antique sword." I ran into the living room right beside the door, and came back to the door with a large ornate sword in its sheath that I had bought from a military surplus store a couple years back. "Are you sure thats real?" The old man grabbed it from my hand and pulled it from its sheath. He balanced it, and I watched it clang to the door step. "Well, I guess it will be fine after you plunge that into that damn demon..." "What was that?" "Oh, a demon just came by, not a human-like demon but a sand demon, a Sodium Carnivor." "O.K, that sounds like the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh monster." "Well, let me tell you that it is no card..." The old man stooped to pick the sword up and handed it to me. "You'll be fine. Follow me."

0. So who am I again? Why do I sit here at this table, wishing I were different? What memories are there, but not there at the same time? And why am I finding myself in vast realms of darkness where my assailants wear cloaks? What is the point of this void that sends me to a hellish wasteland known as new earth? And why is it that all my memories of old earth are lost? It is not your fault. It is the fault of the magicians that sent you, nor is it the fault of the demons that try to kill you this land you enter, where new earth is a hell is only a nightmare, you can prevail. Darkness is the enemy ask anyone you meet No humans are around anymore and those that are around cower at the dark lords feet. Hide thyself and all your friends take my words and run or else your bloodied up carcass will be rotting in the sun. But what is new earth and why is it here? What happened to old earth? Why so much fear? No humans walk the land anymore now all their are are dark figures. Please help me god please help me live am I dead and in hell? You are not my friend, and never will be, you are the last surviving purebred human, so the gods will take a liking to you and as the ancient mayan script says, the last human will bring retribution to us all. 1. Who are you? These voices that haunt my dreams? This world must be a dream, has to be a dream. I was sitting at the table eating a light breakfast of wheaties, when suddenly, so suddenly, I hear my wife scream. I run from breakfast and into the living room where I see a horse, its flesh clinges to opal white bones, and its rider stands beside it. Its rider carries a scythe like those used to cut down crops. He wears a tattered cloak, walks with a clatter. His eyes are a piercing red, like the blood that comes from my wife. She's dead and god please help me control these grieving thoughts. Death rides on his pale horse and takes me away to rot. Please tell me your name and what you used to do. Why are you acting all *Boo-Hoo*? I have been here thousands of years, want to die but cannot the death of me would be nice, but the Gods apparently will me to not. Feh, you all are a bunch of wusses. Sitting in this cell room, talking about this stuff. Isn't bad enough the stench here is like new york city on a hot summers day? When the sun beats down on the garbage, and still more garbage is thrown on the street. My god, how that reeked. And the food here, my it tastes like burning garbage as well. Wish something would give and we could escape this hell. But why ever we are here we are here for a reason, you I know is because you committed treason. On who? You? I did have a reason. You tried to pry my wife away, so I committed this treason. I killed you while you and your men fought at Bulls Run. The last thing I remember was that from britain the colonies were won. Feh, what about me? I got in a nasty battle. Iwo Jima, ever heard of it? Left most of the men addled. Well, we won the battle, I walked away with a blood soaked uniform. A cigarette dangled from my lips as I left, on a ship. I used to smoke quite a lot when I was on earth. Now here on this " New Earth" can't find one thing to rool up and smoke. Anyway we were leaving and I was left back in Bangkok, where I was ambushed by a small legion of troops, and my body was left for the fishes. Some voice told me hitler was with us here now, rotting worse than we are. Serves that S.O.B right. This sums up nothing! We must be in hell, but why is it that when we fall asleep we are teleported to New Earth, that vast wasteland of death, where the rivers are made of tears and the souls of our beloved roam, ignoring us like we are dead dogs? TBC I like this writing style, leaves the reader to think up most of it themselves.

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Book 1: When Darkness falls Prologue The bazaar was open on the weekends and was a place of great joy. As crowds of men and women flocked to the rare items shops and the discount clothing stores, guards stood watch, always making sure that thieves were caught and thrown into the cells of the king of Misthalin. Right now, all of the guards were having a short break at a local bar inside the bazaar. There, the smell of beer was pungent, and drunks walked clumsily around, mugs of beer held in their shaking hands. The guards sat at the bar, sitting on uncomfortable wooden stools, laughing and talking about the days events when a drunk lightly tapped one of the guards shoulders. "Yes sir, might I tell you that you seem to be drinking to much of that ale." The guard pointed at the mug in the drunks hand. "Ale is good, you buy me some?" The smell of ale was on his breath, and could make anyone pass out. The guard had dealt with enough drunks before, so had gotten used to the smell. He laughed whole-heartedly, shaking his head vigorously. "No more ale. If I were you, I would go home and sober up before you do something dumb." "Sir, you are a menace to society." "Quite." The guard stood up and grabbed the drunk, dragging him to the door. He then escorted him out of the bazaar. "Good day to you sir." The guard said, watching the drunk hobble away. The drunk stopped about twenty five yards from the guard. "What are you waiting for? Shoo!" "Do you take me for a dog?" The drunk turned around, a malicious smirk forming at his mouth. "Sir, I am armed." The guard drew his sword and waved it around. "So am I." The drunk suddenly disappeared, and then a form appeared ten feet away from the guard, a dark cloaked swaying form. "Who the hell are you?" The guard asked, backing away. "I am just an empty shell of a man, who needs something to be put in the shell to feast on." The figure ran at the guard. The guard started swinging his sword around clumsily. The dark form grabbed the sword between his fingertips and yanked it away, throwing it behind him. People were walking around the guard and the figure, and did not notice what was taking place. The guard pleaded with the people, but they just brushed their shirts muttering "Damn mosquitos," and continued forward. The figure laughed. "They cannot hear you or see you, for you are not in the world you know, this is the land of the crystal, where nobody can see us. We are like ghosts that have not materialized. We can see them, but they cannot see us, but can feel us." "Why do they walk around us?" "The power of the crystal of course!" "What crystal?" "This one." The figure opened his cloak and pulled a crystal fragment from it, and then threw it into the guards neck. The guards eyes were open wide. He fell to his knees, blood gushing from the wound. Then, the body was sucked into the crystal. The figure laughed. "And thus, another human has seen my true form, and his soul and body have been sacrificed for seeing it." He put the crystal back in his cloak, and then transformed back into a drunk man. The blood on the ground from the guards wound disappeared. The people around him did not notice his sudden appearance, and would never know that the drunk man that walked the crowds of the bazaar had malicious intent for one man.

I have tried the cache...did not find anything... :( http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Lost_Lib ... t_Library/ ^^^Thats the official Lost Library website though, its just a small forum but I will work more on it.

good luck guys...I wanna see the posts come back, many people lost a lot...poor Archimage, there goes the fally library, and his hard work... :( I also hope that the person whio hacked the original forum feels good that he just made thousands of people lose their hard work...

Thanks to everyone, I hate having lost so much work on the Varrock Library, but its good enough, you have done an amazing job and though I hate these bland boards, I am sure I will get used to them soon enough! A big cookie for everyone who helped!

I think the authors should have seperate pages to put all of their work on, so as well as having it in the mix on Varrock library, people can go read their previous works without going through pages of other works.

I guess I will keep writing lost library (I never had a backup on my hard drive since I wiped it quite recently) so this time, it will be...not a redo but an expansion of what has already been written, and then more of the story... I will post soon please post ideas and mournful crying... :cry:

Since Halo 3 has ended the trilogy, and halo wars is a strategy game, what do you think will take Halo's place as a geek's dream game? Will it be Bioshock? Resistance Fall of Man? Post all of your thoughts on what the next great first person shooter epic will be.