Harakiri

"Inside my courtroom, I lay out the law like I lay out a pack of cards, pick out all the aces, put them in my sleeve, and play poker with them...You did not just hear that..." THE COURT OF VARROCK Court is now in session! By: Ratchet573 The judge sat in his dressing room and tried to pull on his robes. They were way to small. He threw them to the ground, and started kicking them. "WHY WON'T YOU FIT?" He could have thought the robes said "Because your too fat", but by the time he could comeback with a remark, his guard came in. "Sir, why are you naked?" "These damn robes won't fit." "But sir, you wear underwear beneath them right?" "What? I thought since they were bath robes." The guard sighed. "What is going on down their?" "Oh...I am so sorry..." "Awkward...I am leaving and pretending I never saw that..." CHAPTER 0: The chapter that should be named the prologue... THE VARROCK TIMES THE THIRD DAY OF THE SUMMER SOLSTICE Judge Ruse is a man on the edge. "I've dealt with drugs, with crazies, even with prostitution." He told us that he burns the drugs by placing them in his mouth and then lighting them on fire, he locks up a crazy in his house, and he knows everywhere to search for the best...he meant the worst...prostitutes in town and capture them. We asked them what he does with them and he said he locks them up. We asked him where and he would not reply. So the real question is, can we trust such sensitive cases with such a man. "Of course, I've seen...I mean know all evil...and will stop all evil." Today, he will find himself in his first case ever...

^^^I asked...and I have Archi making a Zerg picture, that I will probably convert to a siggie.

Can somebody sharpen this so the words are easier to read and put this URL in it so when you click on it you are redirected here: viewtopic.php?f=245&t=745676 TY to all who can help.

kk....but for some reason I cannot make it 1500...apparently that is above what I can do...sorry...

Nice little sticky for this: viewtopic.php?f=66&t=592015

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Well, perhaps Archimage can bring some noobies... In other news, I am going to work on a lost library support siggie....

Hurrah! 5 pages in less than two weeks! The most popular RPG...better let more people join soon...maybe while Ekellstreep takes his break, I can let him bring in some noobies...

Its the best I can do with banners....the highest dimension it will go...

Cool, I'll try and make it a banner...want the name still in it or do you not need the name?

GRR! Pink Floyd is awesome! The Wall was their best album... I'd say ColdPlay, Beatles, NickelBack (Just some of their stuff=No way...)

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Rap (takes less talent to be a rapper than any other genre) and country, just because I don't want to hear about BBQ and little billy... Oh, and EMO rock/heavy metal...I cannot stand songs like those...

It was great until the main character was like "Oh...I can't kill you..." By then I was like "What the [bleep]? You can't kill, yet you have, and you always do it in a brutal fasion? What a jerkoff."

^^^Very well tell me when Beta: Now needing more favor with the gods, Ekellstreep and his companions go to Al-Kharids duel arena first, so he can sit and pray for a night. You convince the nurses to let you sleep in the patients beds since they apparently have not been used in years. While in the comfortable beds, Zerg smirks, and looks at Emmett, now asleep. He then removes the covers, and finds an armored clad adventurer. "I challenge you." He mutters. Zerg chuckles. "Its your death." Zerg looks over at Ekelstreep, now deeply lost in prayer, and then felt a tingling sensation. Inside of the duel arena, Zerg drew a curved dagger, and awaited his adversary. His adversary appeared, and slowly drew his sword. Zerg ran at the man, and juked to the left, rolling next to the man and throwing the knife into the the area below his hand, breaking a vein and a tendon. The man screamed in agony, and then, dropped his sword. Zerg grabbed it, and sliced upward, right into the neck of the man. Blood fly everywhere, drenching Zerg. He opened his mouth and tasted it. Suddenly, the duel arena got eerily silent, and Zerg was not teleported out. What the... Ekelstreep awakens from his deep prayer, with enough favor to finish his mission. He looks out of the stained glass windows and notices it is still dark. He walks out of the chapel, and looks over at the beds. In one Emmett was sleeping lightly. In the other, the bed was unkempt, with no Zerg. "Oh no..." Suddenly, you hear a deafening scream from outside, and run out, only to see a green cloud form above the duel arena. Suddenly, from the top, the duel arena starts to crumble, and as it starts to collapse, you notice that Zerg is inside. "The gods will not protect the Duel Arena anymore because a great evil has entered!" Ekelstreep yells. You both suddenly see the people of Al Kharid coming towards the duel arena gate, lightly rubbing their eyes and shaking their heads in awe. "Oh no..." You both find a large crack in the duel arena big enough to fit in and get through. You grab Zerg from the middle of the arena, and wait as the debris from the arena rains on you. Finally, the arena has enough debris on the ground to climb so you can get out. You climb up a steep incline of rubble, and then jump down, right in front of the crowds. "You are the people who did this?" "ITS THAT ZERG MAN!" "Kill them!" You all run, going straight for a gate. You hop the gate and head to...(Fill in the blank...)

This is the best I can do at the moment...made it look like an old time photo and blurred the edges a bit. This is my first try at making a sig... [img=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34/ratchet573/dods-1-1.jpg]

I'll try...give me a little while.

The best game of the PS3, and I won't be able to beat it till next year. DAMN YOU OVERLYLONG CUTSCENES! :|

Do whatever...but you yourself have to decide if you go down...I am just throwing in the story and giving you guys stuff to do...you execute it howver you like as long as you don't stray to far from the story.

OMG! You left rose behind! Go die...oh wait, then you'd come back as a new incarnation...

Moral Orel is more or less funny. My fav is the one: *Mom turns on the radio* Radio: Burn in... *Dad shuts it off* Dad: Those kids and their satan rock Mom: No! Turn it back on. *Turns it back on* Radio: Burn in heaven! Dad: Oh, thats all right. (or something like that) I just like inuyasha since it was my first (sadly, I know, I do not know why I think its awesome when I am more obsessed with bleach...) manga/anime (or maybe it was ranma 1/2, one of the two)...Like I said, I saw code geass and I am getting sick of giant robots... Anybody remember trinity blood? SO AWESOME...until he said "I can't kill anyone." After that, I turned offthe TV and said "How much gayer can we get?" Ohh, I forgot ghost in the shell. That was kickass! (Please come back! :pray: )

Do whatever langz as long as you tell me wheer this oracle resides?

What? I loved that show, it was so trippy and the CGI fit it perfectly. Was pretty damn funny at times too. The continuing story is what is great about Frisky Dingo. FYI it is one of my all time favorite shows, so hilarious. I disagree, most of the EP's were pretty good That show made me laugh out loud so hard. Yeah, so what if it isn't the "normal" kind of humor one comes to expect? What the [bleep]? How can anyone say Home movies sucks, it's an incredible show. I'm kind of amazed you didn't like it considering it's done by the same guy who did Metalacolypse. Give it a chance, their EP's are actually pretty funny. Ohmygodpleasebeatroll. Christ you have a horrible taste in shows. I agree with the "non sucks" . My favorite shows on [AS] include Frisky Dingo, Home movies, Metalacolypse, Xavier, Venture Bros, Shin Chan, Death note and Code Geass. But seriously, not all kind of humor are the same. Some of the shows on there are different from the "family guy" kind of humor most have come to expect. We all have our opinions. I hate Japanese animes involving giant robots (Except Evangelion), and I am not solely family guy. I hate their style, and only find it funny at points...remember when? is really stupid after some time... Home movies just...sucks hard... Frisky Dingo is hilarious. and saul of the mole men defines stupid. Can laugh harder at a show on discovery channel on endangered species.

5 guys at the king black dragon 1

I just needed to see if this would be accepted as a normal feature on General Discussion. Just some comics I like to put together.