Harakiri

This is just a sample...do you like?

Why are you killing a dead body? The back knight killed the barkeep... #-o

Just saw this movie too earlier, it was pretty neat. Although personally I think the first movie was a little better, this one was still worthwhile to buy and watch. I just like how it wanted to mate with everyone...that was pretty funny... I liked both of them equally...thought benders big score was a bit too much of a fan service.

I do not know where to go to see any of the previous episodes of Metalocalypse...I've seen every episode so... I used to go here: http://www.adultswim.com . In the video section there are episodes of their shows, both old and new. Btw, I was wrong: you can still watch videos from that site *if you are from the United States. Duh! If you're from the US, you can just as well watch them on tv. I'm not sure I get the point behind this little stunt, but whatever.... Anyway, I'd like to ask anyone if they know of any site that could have Metalocalypse (new! episodes, season 2 not 1), to please let me know. I use to watch them all on this one site that does not exist anymore due to legal issues or something... -.- :x :cry:

Apparently not some people cannot get over it...

First of all, are you chinese, because every time I read your stuff on the forums, I invision the chinese guy at the buffet asking me about sushi. Sentence: 1. Yeah I am cute, thanks 2. Yeah, because you are the kind of people spamming up our community with stupid things over the wild and stuff that Jagex has said is not coming back. 3. Apparently not since its going pretty strong. 4. I would like to rant: Speak english a little better and explain what the heck this sentence means? 5/6. I am blindness and cannot see this is a rant forum? Yes, I am blindness, I am the reason Ray Charles can't see. 7/8/9. You said we don't use our brains, and then you said we do...and I am protective of RS because its fine how it is...whatever the update, I'll be happy and live with it, because I can usually find something else to do with my time than complain about it. Runescape does not read your suggestions because runescape is a game....

That would be nice...or a set number depending on who is paying for the party...Do the bankers say if their are huge drop parties at the party room anymore, have not noticed it as much lately...But that was annoying as hell when I had my huge drop party.I got rid of some of my member stuff before I switched to F2P. I had like 25 people in there, and suddenly I have another like 50 or 60 show up...Party room is one of those things that deserve the epic phail picture... I drew all over this pic I found on google image...lol...I love photobucket

This rant is kind of late...duel arena F2P and the trading limits are soooo January/February/March/april/may... June is so we can anticipate the new graphics update and July is so we can rant about it ruining the game.

Watch Futurama: The beast with a billion backs Pretty funny and had some neat parts. 9/10

I do not know where to go to see any of the previous episodes of Metalocalypse...I've seen every episode so...

The bartender stroked his chin in thought. "I did see a man with a Blue Jay, he was..." The black knight pulled his sword from a scabbard at his waist and cut down the bartender. "What do you want with this Blue Jay man?" "We would like to know if anyone has seen him, and its obvious you know of him having cut down the bartender like that." You reply. "Very well, the black knights have him, and he is being ritually sent off to a land different from our own." "What are you doing here?" You ask. "I was sent here to strike down anyone with information on Blue Jay. Now..." "You must kill us yadda yadda yadda." The black knight prepares to fight you...

In the beginning, Adult Swim was an amazing segment of cartoon network featuring cartoons that could not be aired during regular hours. I am going to go through the list of shows, and how Adult Swim is swooning on death. -Assy Mcgee is terrible stacked on top of a talking [wagon]. Though I can see why it was pretty popular at first (Hey! A talking [wagon]!) it is a terrible show, that I can barely watch without wanting to kill myself. -Fat Guy stuck in internet is so terribly horrible, it makes Chuck Norris cry. Really? Is this the best Adult Swim can offer? Its basically a super deluxe show, and everyone knows super deluxe is a major fail. -Metalocalypse is my favorite show to watch on Sunday nights. It is hilarious and not at all a bad show. One of Adult Swims only ways of making money is by milking this cash cow. -Morel Oral is a so-so series. I find that some of them are terrible while some are kind of funny. -Robot Chicken is another one of my favorites, though I said metalocalypse is the best to watch on Sunday's, I only said that because robot chickens new season is not airing yet. A major show to milk (and they are, they are coming out with a second robot chicken star wars in November). -Squidbillies is like Morel Oral, its all right here and there... -Tim and Eric awesome show great job is really a pathetic attempt at being funny. It is crappy acting, stacked on top of crappy jokes, stacked on top of crappy Tim and Eric. -Venture Bros is my second favorite show on Sunday nights at the moment. It kicks pop culture right in the [wagon] and tells it to bend down and kiss its foot (plus brock is awesome). -Xavier Renegade Angel makes me wish CGI were never invented. When life sucks and you hope to have a heart attack or to crap out your guts, watch this show at the same time, and it might make you try harder. -Aqua Teen Hunger Force is usually pretty good. The originals kind of sucked. -The boondocks is hilarious and so funny, from what I heard it made someone crap there pants. Please bring a new season :pray: . -Frisky Dingo is kind of funny, but has a continuing story which is something you find none of in a lot of comedy shows. -Lucy, Daughter if the Devil had one good episode. I will not tell you which one it was, but this show sucks other than that one episode... -Saul of the Mole Men is like being a paparazzi and stalking Britney Spears, your gonna get beat up for doing it. -Space Ghost how I miss you. The original adult swim awesome. Other suck and nonsuck 12 oz. Mouse= Suck The Bob Clampett show=suck The brak show=nonsuck cartoon planet=suck harvey birdman attorney at law=nonsuck Home movies=suck minorateam=nonsuck perfect hair forever=nonsuck the popeye show=suck (not supposed to be on Adult Swim #-o ) Sealab 2021=Major nonsuckage Stroker and Hoop=suck Tom gos to the mayor=suck American dad=suck Family Guy=nonsuck bleach=nonsuck Code geass= (might as well be code gay [wagon]) suck Shin Chan=Nonsuck Death Note=nonsuck the ooblongs=So much suck I cried Saved by the bell= Why in the hell did they air this crap? Suck Inuyasha-AWESOME! Korgoth of Barbaria=Should have had more than one episode...dumb adult swim...one of my favorite stand alones. MOST OTHER ANIME=A huge list, but most were all right or gay completely (Eureka seven? Voltron?) So what happened to adult swim, when it started it was full of great shows, now its turned into a schmorgusboard of reruns and crappy new shows (with a few exclusions).

"You are quite a fellow talking to an old man like a convict, I know much, just ask anything. His name is Blue Jay..." "We have already established that." "He is 5 8', weighs 145 pounds, has blue eyes, brown hair, walks around with a Blue Jay on his shoulder. He wears raggedy clothes, and I know nothing except he disappeared while at the inn down yonder." He pointed North East, toward the Jolly Boar inn. "If you know so much old man, please follow us to the inn." "But, I have much to do!" You raise your weapon. "I guess I will follow you." "Thank you." You get to the Jolly Boar an hour later, and watch the bartender get into a fight with a black knight. You walk to the bartender. "Excuse me sir." The knight and the bartender look at you. MISSION: INTERROGATE BARTENDER AND BLACK KNIGHT

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Whats the point other than that Dallas has just made himself look like an immature (as Omali puts it) troll.

Archimage takes you all to the center of the library and says "Godspeed", before teleporting you all. You all have been teleported to varrock town square. ALPHA: You depart from town square and decide to start by going to the nearby Inn, The Blue Moon Inn. Inside of the Blue Moon, you find a couple of people fighting over who gets the last piece of steak. You dodge all incoming platters and beer mugs as you go to the bartender. "What?" He asks. "Have you heard anything of a man named Blue Jay?" "Nope." "Thank you." You head off for the bazaar, and as you enter the land behind the varrock west bank, you suddenly feel a presence. "Hello there, the bazaar is not open." The figure says. The figure wears a black robe and hides his face. "Good day. Do you know anything of a man named Blue Jay?" "Perhaps." MISSION: INTERROGATE THE OLD MAN. BETA: You head from Varrock town square to the east, and travel outside of the gates of varrock. Outside of the gates, you walk to the south a bit until you see a set of horses wrangled to a fence. Beside them stand elves. Zerg screams. "HELLO MY BROTHERS!" The elves look up and laugh. "Not you again." One says. You walk Zerg toward them. Suddenly, Zerg starts killing one of the elves. "ACCEPT ME!" He screams. You scream at him as the elves raise there bows and bring them to bear on Zerg. Now you must fight the elves! MISSION: FIGHT THE ELVES AND PROTECT ZERG

I guess if CoD5 sucks, CoD4 will use it as its CoD piece.

The spore creature creation has made little children decide to make penis monsters. Its pathetic really...there are whole youtube movies about this, but since its a community forum and not a porn website...

your all level 3 you got 20 XP. You now need 40 to level up. Zerg can fight, but since hes a schizophrenic he might have mind changes mid battle...

So sick of the tip.it Forums, of course nobody is going to agree with me here. It's mainly just a bunch of no life skillers that are on their knees for jagex and will defend any move jagex makes till the bitter end. And I do have the right to complain, this is the rants forum. I could care less that of 98% of you don't want to hear me. Nobody forces you to read my rants and post on them so please. Stop your flaming and leave. You're all so brain washed by Jagex, you defend them to the bitter end and you don't recieve anything back for it. I love no lifers like most of you. Honestly, it's a game. Games are for fun. And Jagex ruined all of the fun that Runescape had. The people that are still around are either A. players that never played the game before the wild. or B. Never pked. or C. the people that Enjoy staring at virtual trees for hours when they could be out doing something in real life. If you hate tip it so bad, get the [bleep] off this forum. We may be no life skillers but you are a no life pure (along with an idiot). We don't need people like you on this forum, and when you tell us about how we chop trees all our life, all you did was sit and level up your attack and strength your whole life. As my favorite chef gordon ramsay usually says: "[bleep] off" We would have a much better community without an idiot like you.

lol...they got rid of like all five of the siggies I had...

CHAPTER ONE: THE SEARCH FOR BLUE JAY Blue Jay has disappeared. Now, you must look for him. In this epic first chapter, you will face off against The Master, and scour the darkest alleys of Varrock for answers. As you escort Zerg, you run into a bit of trouble. A traveling caravan of elves. Some problems are about to commence between Zerg and these elves, and you will also find yourselves on the run from the authorities of Al Kharid. Prepare for the first chapter of the lost library!

Xarosen defeated, you find the doors opening. You jump down from the hole, and feel a slight tingling sensation. You awaken on a hard floor. You stand and archimage waves. You look around. "Welcome back to the Lost Library. You all have proven your team work. Before I let you explore, I have one last test. Blue Jay, our resident monster hunter, decided to pull an all nighter at the Varrock Bazaar. I need you guys to search for him. There is also another task..." He points at a small man with tattoos all across his body standing in front of a bookcase. "That's Zerg, a schizophrenic thief who thinks he is an elf. I need some of you to escort him to Al Kharid, where I have a man at the palace waiting for this...mans...arrival. Do not mess with him unless your life depends on it. By the way, you might notice you all feel a bit stronger? That is because you have leveled up considerably. All of you!" LEVEL 3 "Anyway, complete these missions by dividing up into an Alpha and Beta team. Once your task is complete, you may join me back here for some rest." Alpha Team-Searching for clues about Blue Jay Beta Team-Escort Zerg Please choose what you want. Sorry for the sudden departure from Xarosen's lair, but thats what happens in the story, so gonna stay faithful (though Zerg was never in it...)

I was playing a while ago...I was using Snake... :thumbsup:

Noob should not be censored, because why should someone suffer for using internet terminology that everyone uses on pretty much every game ever that supports online. (Xbox Live anyone?)