Harakiri

If I were stuck in a room with a comedian named Dane Cook, I would rip off my ears, and stuff them in his mouth. I hate people who talk nonstop about things that make no sense... I hate hippy music I hate things with manuals I hate books that suck I hate harry potter I hate disney

Miley cyrus, the jonas brothers, pretty much every disney anything... Steven Spielberg

Metallica needs to give up...a new album? Come on...they were good in the 90's, but noiw they are a bunch of old guys who need some water for their sore throats...

Guess... I like Neon Genesis Evangelion, watch bleach every once in a while...SGT. Frog is an awesome manga...other than that, there are some that I used to watch that are utter crap now so...(ONE PIECE, NARUTO) and what happened to BOBOBO? That was hilarious!

Metal Gear the movie? Oh god...turn a perfectly good game into a [cabbage]ty movie? Great... Watchmen looks so awesome... I think Transformers 2 is next year, and I thought the first one was surprisingly good for a movie based on a gay 80's cartoon...

I was shocked to hear as well...The Bernie Mac show sucked but a lot of his other works were great. RIP

In english please? And whats the madden curse exactly?

In the latest issue of EGM, in the afterthoughts column, they talk to one of the writers for the game. In this interview, the writer says that Kojima is done directing Metal Gear and is searching for some young talent to be the new director and continue the Metal gear games while he continues being the producer. In an interview with 1up.com: Some speculation does involve the fifth game to let you play as Big Boss before the third game. Some others believe a spin off involving Raiden. Nobody knows, and seeing as Kojima has some PSP titles in the works, those might lay out the basis for the next series of Metal Gear games. Kojima said that MGS4 would be the last game, but he apparently did not want to get rid of the games that easily. Some people say that the next director will be the creator of Kirby, which brings little hope, considering Kirby is a childrens platformer, and Metal Gear is an intense Sneaking game. Only time will tell. When more information comes about MGS5, I will be on top of it, because I love the series more and more the more times I play the games.

YAY! I beat it! What a BS final boss...Liquid was not even that hard...everybody was saying how amazing it was and yet I found it to be pretty drab...I was hoping it would be really cool...I mean, when the that was awesome but then theres this boss? I guess its kinda cool with all the songs from the games but other than that it was not the best of the best...

Oh my God...me friend Newge4's been doing em for a year and has gotten absolutely nothing worthwhile in the past year except for two book pages (whatever they call em). Thats a load of crap.

Who the [bleep] are these bands???

NEW!!! The mummy 3 sucked hard...so did Indiana Jones 4...The question is which one was the Worst (and why)? RESULTS: Indy 4- The mummy 3-

I think its too early to even worry about RS's history...too many gaps. And I was actually quite surprised to see something like this and excited to read through the whole history since half the stuff I cannot remember. Nice to know that you have completed 1% of it. It would be nice if you waited...

Wheres my 3k P10x!!! Thats exactly why I completed the lumbridge diary so fast...these noobs followed me asking me for stuff for their diary. I paid like an extra 1000 bucks to everyone I bought stuff from. Why? I am not riuch number one, quite the contrary, but because I am nice to helpful people. Unlike Mr level 3 with the name that goes something like BRHSSJJJJJJ111

I think a lot of people wear it to show off. They bust their butts for hours on end playing Pest Control, so they decide to wear it to show off. Its a crap armor, but when you work a lot to get it, it tends to make people wanna be show offs. Just like F2P and anything that is only for members. The noobs flock to you like a god, while all the higher levels start calling him a show off. Sam thing with when skill capes came out. Members would flock Lumby and noobs would follow them like they were some kind of war general...

Please turn off caps... And please make your rant longer and maybe a little bit more educated. Other than that....its fine...more realistic.

Meet the spartans was so funny... Oh wait... -.- That was because I was smoking pot at the time... None of the spoofs are any good. I have not seen one that is any good...

What about me? I did something... I think.Anyways, this is probably one of the best RuneScape stories I have read =D> Thanks...there...now you are not left out...

I am to old school but I have nothing else to do with my life so here goes... RATCHET573's MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE GUIDE (For ps2) FLIGHT DECK: A cutscene starts the game, where we watch Spider-man, Thor, Wolverine, and Captain America fight some robots. After this cutscene, you can start to play. First of all, get the feel for the controls before proceeding and find a character you are going to be comfortable with for this mission. I myself like wolverine, but all of my friends have different preferences. Find the stairs, walk up and go left until you reach a door. Open the door to fight Ultron Warriors. They are really easy and should be no problem. Test different attacks on them, use square to grab and attack the enemy. Use X for a light attack. Circle for a heavy attack, and triangle to jump. After this, go through the door, and take the door on the left. Go down the stairs and kill the enemies. Up the ramp and down the catwalk. Fireballs are coming down, and will severely hurt you. Kill the Ultron Warriors while avoiding the fireballs. Go down another catwalk and kill the next set of enemies. Continue on. _________________________________________________________________________________ BOSS: SCORPION He is really easy, probably because he is the first boss, but this is the perfect time to use your special attacks by holding R2 and selecting the attack you want to use by hitting the corresponding button (X,O,Triangle, Square). You should be able to just run at him and beat him up, there is really not much of a strategy needed to kill him. _________________________________________________________________________________ Up the stairs and into the next room. Kill the enemies. At the top of the right part of the room is a door, exit there. On the catwalk, avoid the fireballs while killing the enemies. Continue through the door on your left, and go through the next door to enter the next area. __________________________________________________________________________________ COMMAND DECK: After a visit with Nick Fury, you should go to the elevator, and then go to the bridge. __________________________________________________________________________________ THE BRIDGE: Save, and swap teams if you want (I swapped Captain America with Deadpool and Thor with Luke Cage). There is a door that leads to the flight deck, which I made the mistake of using quite a few times, don't. Instead, continue the other way until you read the power converter room. Inside the room, you are faced with a new kind of enemy, Ultron Strikers. They are a tad bit harder than the normal Ultrons, but still no match for you. Kill them and pull the old converter away, drag it back a little ways, and then move to your left, where a new one sits. take to where the old one was at, and then push it in. There is a cutscene, and then you should go up the stairs to the computer console. Once the force field is deactivated, go to the previous room, and up the stairs to the right. Kill the enemies. Go to the right, and then down the stairs. Kill the enemies. Up the stairs to the left, kill the enemies, and through the doors. Kill the enemies, and then go up the ladder. Defeat the enemies up here. Through two more sets of doors. A radio call from Nick with your next objective. Off we go... Your on a catwalk. Go forward, and to the path to the left. Kill the enemies, and destroy the console. Go back and to the right. Kill the enemies, and destroy the console. After another radio call, go back to the intersection, and get to your second boss. _________________________________________________________________________________ BOSS 2: Bullseye He will have some enemies with him, so prepare for that. Focus on him though, just attack him, do not worry about strategy, because when it comes to this game, the few bosses that you have to use a strategy on are so easy, a caveman can do it. If one of your heroes is running low on health, attack the enemies, and hope they have some health orbs (they should, this strategy has been used by all of my friends and myself, and makes the fight much simpler). If one of your heroes should die, don't worry about it, and turn to agressive measures. Use your specials until he is defeated. __________________________________________________________________________________ Into the room bullseye was guarding. Use the console. After another radio message, you now have another mission. To the elevator! __________________________________________________________________________________ THE BARRACKS: Another radio call and then you are off on the mission. Go to the save point and change team members if you need to. If one died from the previous boss battle, swap him for someone else and continue on. Save to! Unless you plan on playing for a while, always save! Save points are fairly scarce in this game. Pick up the computer lying on the ground. Down the hall up the stairs, and into the first left door. Laser trip mines suck. The usual strategy is to use captain americas shield to destroy them (shield throw), but that was not the case for me. I did not have cap on my team so just jumped over them. If one of your teammates sets it off...there is more than enough health you can collect from killing bad guys to regain it. There are two consoles. Set a hero in front of one and set another in front of the other. The force field will be deactivated. In the next room, you will be able to enter the SHIELD agents apartment rooms, where you can read some emails on there computers. Down the next hall, you will encounter Doom bots, they have ranged attacks that can deal some good damage. Take them out and then go down the stairs, and through the broken window. On the outside of the ship, kill the doombots while avoiding the fireballs. Find some stairs. Go up them and kill the enemies. Then go back. Continue. Soon, there will be another flight of stairs. Up you go. Next will be a cutscene, and then you will fight radioactive man and winter soldier. __________________________________________________________________________________ BOSS 3: Winter soldier and radioactive man This is so short, it hardly constitutes as a boss. Just go in for a couple attacks and soon enough they will run away. __________________________________________________________________________________ Follow the fleeing bosses. Jump over or destroy the mine, and kill the bots. Double jump to the left ledge, kill the enemy, and take the striking upgrade. On the other side of the hall, there is another ledge. Fight the enemies there, and read the script from the computer console. Take the hallway leading back outside. Time to really fight winter soldier and radioactive man! __________________________________________________________________________________ BOSS 4: Winter soldier and radioactive man Don't be intimidated because there are two of them. This is quite easy. Focus on radioactive man. I had more trouble with him than winter soldier, but when his health bar turns silver, that means he is invincible, so focus on winter soldier for a little while and then go back to radioactive man. It is an easy fight. Continue using special attacks, and when radioactive man and winter soldier are dead, you will have completed the objective. __________________________________________________________________________________ A radio message. There is a body upgrade on a veranda above. then go to the elevator. __________________________________________________________________________________ UPPER BATTERIES: Another radio message. Through the room and down the stairs. Take out the enemies and then take the stairs in that room. Kill the bad guys and then go back down and up the ladder. Kill the doom bot and then secure the area, and kill all the enemies. Go through some doors and down some stairs. Take out the enemies. Head up the next set of stairs, and kill the enemies. Kill the enemies in the U shaped room and then go outside to face the next boss. __________________________________________________________________________________ BOSS 5: Fin Fang Foom He is quite hard. Attacking him using ranged attacks is the best strategy, but I like to just run oveer and attack him. He will use attacks though that will knock you back, but if you have enough patience, this strategy can work. Do not expect any help from your team members during this fight. Ultron warriors are attacking, and are an excellent way to replenish lost health if needed. When Fin flies off, run to the conveniantly placed turret and watch the arrows. When he comes by, shoot him to get him back to the deck. Repeat this a couple times to kill him. __________________________________________________________________________________ Go back inside to end the mission! __________________________________________________________________________________ NEXT: STARK TOWER OMEGA BASE __________________________________________________________________________________ I know this game is old, but I wanted to post this guide here just for the heck of it...I will update and tell you how to completely beat the game.

If it was not there anymore, or they quit updating.

LOL...you sure got a lot of boxes... Anyways, I agree 100% that they need to get rid of most of the randoms...especially MOM...

Sorry bout that man. I died a year ago...I think thats how long its been...unless Castle wars and clan wars counts as deaths... Damn I hate wildy clues, one time a revenant started attacking me, but I escaped with a little health.

This is an interesting topic. I see that you got reported for saying youtube...and thats because of some dirtbag who wants to be a mod...yet, from your ironic reply, I do think that you have no room to talk, I don't care what happened, its not our fault so don't yell at us. I don't know what to say other than you need to reply to customer support. That way, they will see what happened and alleviate the punishment, otherwise, your gonna end up having to live with it...don't complain to us, fix the problem by complaining to Jagex customer support.

The new topic is here: THE WORST...superhero movie In celebration of the dark knight, one of my favorite superhero movies, its time to look at the worst superhero movies! Post what you think sucked! YOU SAID: Batman and Robin-3 votes Daredevil Sky High-3 votes Ghost rider Fantastic Four The Hulk League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-3 votes Mystery Men Catwoman THE WINNERS: Batman and Robin, Sky High, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

Actually no, I don't. Uh, RvB...the one about stupid achievements that oddly enough came out a day before this topic did...you know, caboose kept getting achievements for saying bleep bloop...