Harakiri

I would love to come! I am only level 67 though, so I might be no use...I might not go since school starts and I'll probably have loads of homework to see what I learned last year...I'll see... Anyways, if I cannot make it, good luck guys...go kick some [wagon], especially sals, I cannot stand their community...

Well, I guess the legion is not right, and the battles will use more detail...better continue this tomorrow since people like it...

Well, I am sure its a three way, I believe Raiden then shows up and starts messing with them but they tell him no women allowed...

On spolers, I meant don't tell me anything from further acts...do not tell me that Snake and Otocon got married, let me find out myself...(that was a joke...)

So far its been boring

What part you stuck on?

Just bought it yesterday and am only at the beginning of act three, but have so far been overly impressed. Liquid sun, the first act, was so rediculous. In a good way. The Beauty and Beasts or whatever are so crazy (like everything else in the game), and I was to busy laughing when the Johnathan crapped his pants to pay attention to the enemies. That act was so great, it brought me in, and could not let me out of its grasp. Solid Sun, the second act, was pretty good, but not as good as the first one, though it did explain so much, and gave one of my favorite moments in all of the MGS games. When Raiden kicked the [wagon] of all those geckos, and then beat vamp up, was really awesome, though still makes me, and my friends, see him as gay...he was wearing high heels, and could walk on them! Anyway the boss fight was fairly easy, and when you wait on Laughing Octopus's human form for like three minutes, you go into this photoshoot...it was odd...also, the part where Drebin drove you around was really cinematic and a pretty fun part. I'll tell you when I beat act three, but my friend said that there was a motorcycle chase in it that sucks majorly. We'll see. Post comments on the game, and I guess advice for the motorcycle part if its so hard... NO SPOILERS!!!!!! Wut? Dude, me thinks you need to learn what spoilers are! Lionheart_0

I thought it was O.K...though that final fight scene was horribly played out, the yeti's scream "We can think of no cool way for these guys to escape" and the emperor transforming into stuff does not make him cool at all...at least imhotep could kill without becoming a dragon...Some of the jokes were funny while most fell flat on their arse, and that new actress playing as Evee shows no connection at all with Brendan Frasier, which just screws a movie deeply when the main characters connection is like watching George Bush and Osama Bin Laden make a connection, it just won't happen. Overall, a 2.5 out of 5...no more please... In other news a new Scorpion King is coming out this month, just on DVD though which makes me wonder if its gonna be any good...

thank you...at least I know someone has read it...

I also agree. Tip.it is not exactly "real fun", it can be better but with so many people who spend their lives making fun of others opinions...(though sometimes a flame is all right). I think the locked flame topics are the best, you get a laugh here and there. (Wow, noone has flamed you yet...)

Made My First Million :) How did you make yours? ANSWER: I DIDNT!!! I AM POOR AS HELL!!! FREE MONEY PL0X!!! lol....

That is supposed to be one of the worst games ever...look at the graphics and tell me they look good even for last gen... EDIT: The graphics in the game are just about as bad as those of the screenies...

Chapter 1 _________________________________________________________________________________ He sat on a rock propped up against a large sturdy oak tree, whittling away at a piece of wood. His knife moved expertly through the wood, chunks of it falling to the grass below him. He had knicked his finger once or twice, and in both instances, gently sucked on his finger, little droplets of blood going down his throat. The iron-like taste made him pucker his lips, as if he had just eaten something sour. It was a nice day out, only two or three clouds dotting the otherwise blue sky. The sun shone down brightly on the valley, and the child embraced the heat. He was almost done whittling the small soldier he had intended to make. He had made many of them in the past, but this time he wanted to make it for the knight who was taking refuge in his village, who had been there for two days helping out around the village, trying to stay low. Nobody knew why he was hiding, but anyone who would work in the village was welcome. The child had been talking to the knight for those past couple days, heard of his campaign against the vampires, heard of his march to Varrock. Such wonderful and amazing stories that left the child in awe. His dreams had suddenly become more vivid as he heard of these places outside of the village, he was happy to have such wonderful dreams where he was exploring unknown places full of mysterious people and creatures. It was wonderful. An hour later, the child finished the soldier. He put his knife back into its scabard and jumped off the rock. He ran across a grassy field to a sharp incline. At the incline, he found a a set of wooden stairs and walked down carefully. At the bottom, he was met by the old priest who lived in the village. "Hello there Farrid, how are you doing?" The old man bowed. Farrid bowed as well and showed him the carved soldier. "I made this for the knight!" The old man took it in his wrinkled hands and inspected it. "Such fine craftsmanship! You really are good at making these! You should start selling them, you could probably earn a couple gold pieces." He winked at me and returned the soldier to my hands. I bowed again and ran to the center of town where a large stone fountain spewed the cleanest water in the land. A women cradling an infant was sitting on the edge of the fountain, taking wooden buckets and putting them into the water, then bringing them up. After getting about five buckets of water the woman noticed Farrid and motioned for him to come. Farrid did so. "You wouldn't mind taking some of these buckets to my house? I'll give you three gold pieces if you do." Farrid nodded and after finishing the task, took the gold and headed to a small shack at the edge of the village. The soldier stood in there, his armor beside him. He was polishing it with a rag. It gleamed in the sunlight. The soldier heard Farrid's footsteps and turned around, grinning stupidly. "Hey there! Your late!" He laughed. "Sorry, I ran into a lady who needed some help." Farrid smiled. "Come in, come in. Have a seat!" He pointed toward a rickety wooden chair sitting next to a new teak table. Papers were strewn over it. Farrid looked at them. The soldier layed a warm hand on Farrid's shoulder. "Plans." He said. "For what?" "For a battle I hope to lead. A conquest of the Eastern lands." "Whats in the East?" "Oh, such nasty beings. Zombies, vampyres, werewolves, ghosts. Horrible things like that." Farrid then remembered he was holding the wooden soldier. He showed it to the knight. "For you." He said. The knight took it and set it on his table. He patted Farrid's head. "Thank you." "Your welcome!" Farrid smiled. "Now, what story should I tell you today?" _________________________________________________________________________________ A small legion of knights in white armor marched through a forest, the canopy blocking the sunshine, which they took as a blessing from Saradomin, the Lord of all things good. Many of the knights had left the legion, or chosen death over the scorching heat, which was not helped by wearing the heavy armor. In the front of the legion of about twenty troops, were their leader, a man of such height and bulk, many considered him the son of Saradomin. He wore a white armor outlined with pure gold. He rode a chestnut horse that walked at the speed of the soldiers marching. The leader held a flag, symbolizing them as the Falador White Knights. The sun was going down, and evening approached. After another hour of marching the leader pulled the reins of his horse and halted the legions approach. He then got off his horse and spoke to the warriors. "I feel a great power emanating from this forest. Its supposed to be inhabited by elves, but I have seen and felt their power before. This is something greater. I need some of you to split into groups and look around. Shout if you see something unusual. Otherwise, come back and rest." "Yes sir!" The legion yelled and scrambled in all different directions. _________________________________________________________________________________ The leaders name was Kameri, and proud of it. In elven, it meant "god", and it fit. Many, when confronted by him, would slit there own throats, because they knew of the pain he could put them through. He was large for a human, seven feet tall, and was stronger than a normal person. He had the "sense" as the local wizard would call his atunement to the magical world. He could feel magic, as if it were the body of a woman. But as he entered the middle of this forest he felt something stronger than the body of a woman. It was like getting in the way of a raging bull. He could not understand why he felt this sensation, and that is why he dispatched his soldiers. To find out what caused this sensation. He watched his troops run off, and then began to regret the decision. He knew some of them were going to run away...and that would not please the king. He tied his horse up to a nearby tree and then walked off. He moved through the forest with difficulty, having to snap lowhanging branches from the trees they belonged to. He soon found himself in a small clearing. He walked into the clearing and found himself surrounded by elves with bows trained on him. They came out of there hiding places behind trees, in trees, and on trees, and began to walk toward him. He felt his hand go to the hilt of his sword. "Stand back!" He yelled, pulling the sword from its scabbard. A shrill laugh came from behind the elf warriors and a woman appeared, holding a thin dagger in her left hand. "You are in no position to make threats are you?" She asked. Kameri suddenly lunged at one of the elves. The bow dropped from its hand and the elf smirked before slumping over and dying. The next time that Kameri looked, the elf woman was gone. He then felt a stabbing pain in his right hand. He looked at it, and saw the dagger she held before, now protruding completely through, blood now streaming down his fingers and falling to the grass. Suddenly, more elves appeared, holding Kameri's struggling men. The elves were strong for being so thin. The woman appeared before Kameri, and said: "Well, we know what you are after!" Kameri spat at her. The spittle smacked into her face, and she wiped it off with her sleeve. She then disappeared again, and next thing Kameri knew the dagger was removed from his right hand, and now stuck in his left. His sword clattered to the ground. More blood began to fall to the grass. She appeared again. "If it is the altar you seek you shall see it, but die for doing so!" "No! We are searching for a man who betrayed us! Who left us!" The elf laughed. "Nice try." She disappeared, pulling the dagger from his hand, and next thing he knew, he saw a shower of blood cloud his vision, before darkness enveloped him. _________________________________________________________________________________ Three troops escaped from the elves. A woman named Kierda, and two men, Jack and Graind. They had been running for a quarter of an hour, their armor making horrible crashing sounds on the pavement. They were in a small village that they got to by running through the forest, going through a field, and sliding down a slope. They needed to find the leader of this village, needed to inform him of the coming army. They found a large mansion like building and ran to its door. They knocked crazily. The door opened up to a plump man wearing a dinner jacket. "Hello, may I help..." Jack lied, "There is an army of elves coming! They will destroy the village! We need your men to help us fight them off, or else you will all die!" "But we are on peaceful terms with the elves." "Apparently not!" "Right then, I shall call for the men." _________________________________________________________________________________ "The men" were a small army. They filed out of the barracks near the incline and then proceeded up the stairs. At the top, they met a small band of elves with daggers. The elves died quickly. But then, a hailstrom of arrows came at them. The army men held their shields in the air. The barage of arrows bounced off their shields. When the arrows stopped, the men continued moving forward. There was no leader, they all led themselves, and helped their fellow soldier in need. No need for someone to lead when these men were so highly trained. Or so they thought as they marched into the forest, where they were taken by surprise. Elves leaped from the trees, and slit the throats of the warriors, and soon, the men were calling for a retreat. Only five got out of the forest alive. They went back to the village, one dying on the way from bloodloss. ___________________________________________________________ The elves invaded the village. Houses were burned, innocents killed, possessions lost. A woman elf eventually showed up and began to talk to people about some knights hiding in the village. Everyone told them the same thing. They were hiding with the leader. The elves marched forward toward the leaders mansion. ___________________________________________________________ "We were searching for a knight who ran from us, a tyrant with such power, we could not let him get away!" "Thats right! He knew too much, and if he told anyone..." The mayor had heard this for five minutes. He knew who they spoke of, he knew that the knight who had hidden away here was the cause of this destruction. There was a crash, and he suddenly found himself surrounded by elves. "You are the leader I take it?" A woman appeared from behind all of the warriors. "Yes." The knights cowered in fear as the woman pointed at them. "Dispose of them." The knights started to flail their swords around, but to no avail. The elves killed them. "Why are you destroying my village?" The mayor asked. "They invaded the territory. We could not allow them to live knowing where it was." "You let me live knowing where it was!" "Because we knew we could trust you. You cared too much about your people. You knew if the information were leaked, we would destroy this village." "You killed some of my people." "You sent them after me. You tried to attack us. Thus, our agreement is over, this village shall be destroyed." "WHAT? You don't get it they lied to me! They told me you were attacking us..." He slumped forward in mid-sentence. One of the elves behind him had slipped his dagger into his throat. "Very good. Destroy this village." ___________________________________________________________ Farrid heard the screams and cries and pleas as his village was destroyed. The knight, who had been telling him of his battle against the kracken, was now wearing his armor and held a sword and a shield. "You must run." "No! I will not leave my village, what about my mom and dad?" "They are probably dead!" Farrid began to cry. "Don't cry, there will be time for sorrow later. I have a sword under that floorboard." He pointed. "Take it and run." "Not without you! Not without my parents!" "Dammit! Forget your parents! This is your life kid!" Farrid went to the floorboard and collected the sword. He then began to swing it. "Oh no...you don't know how to use one?" Farrid smiled. "May Sarradomin save us." Suddenly, an explosion rocked the building. A fire erupted on the roof, and debris began to fall on their heads. "Come on, we gotta go!" The knight took Farrid's hand and began to drag him along as he ran through the town. At the incline, he ran into some elves. He mowed them down easily enough and they began to climb the stairs. Farrid watched his house burn and saw his mother run out of it. He then saw she was carrying his father's charred body. He screamed and then ran back down the stairs, and began to go to her. "NO!" The knight screamed at him. He ignored him and ran to her. He then saw an elf. The elf came from behind and grabbed her neck, then threw her to the ground. Farrid watched as his mothers throat was cut before his eyes. "MOTHER!" He screamed. The elf then looked over at Farrid and ran at him. Farrid just stood there in shock. His life seemed to have slowed. He watched the elf come at him, and waited, ready to embrace death. Suddenly, his life turned to normal time. The knight ran at the elf and then decapitated it. He then motioned for me and I ran to him. he slapped my head. "Stupid child, now we will surely die!" A woman elf then appeared. She looked at the knight and then at Farrid. "Another one? And a child?" She drew her dagger and ran at us. The knight threw his shield aside, as well as his sword, and waited. Then, when she was only ten feet away, he grabbed at her. Perfect timing. The knight twisted her arm. The dagger fell and she laughed. She then disappeared. Then, the dagger left the ground, and the knight's hand fell. He screamed. It was hanging to his arm by only a small piece of skin. It swung back and forth, until the knight just ripped it off. He screamed. He then fell to the ground. The woman appeared on top of him, her dagger in his neck. "You child, will be spared. I see potential in you. Your aura is odd, you might be able to awaken Guthix if we teach you the rites and spells of a druid." Farrid was surrounded by elves. He dropped his sword and fell to his knees. ___________________________________________________________ END OF CHAPTER ONE ___________________________________________________________ Please comment on this story...I dedicate this chapter to Xewleer, because he has given me more confidence than anyone on this forum (other than Archimage).

Bluejay... Bleep bloop (this is not spam He knows what I am talking about...)

First of all, to the topic creator, you probably should wake up before posting because your post was horrendous... Anyway, I've seen no problem with the BH...

I like anime bacause when all the cartoons in America are crap, where else am I to look? Plus I love there over the top stories and action... Some of the animes I think are horrible like Pokemon and Naruto and One Piece (The kids stuff) but a lot of the more teenager and adult ones are usually pretty cool I only like a couple animes and only own like 3 volumes of manga anymore, but I just like how over the top they are, plus...they make you wonder who the hell came up with half this stuff.... Anyways, I agree that a lot of animes are worthless and a waste of life, but I think there are a couple that are really good...I like Inuyasha and Neon Genesis Evangelion but other than that...Bleach is all right...and I loved Samurai Champloo and Afro Samurai, but there is a lot of it I cannot stand as well...

Has anybody actually bought it? It is WAAAAAY overpriced, at least for us in America...and I just wanted to know if it was worth it...

Apparently you were doing something if they kicked you... And the mods have the right to kick you...its kinda there clan chat and BTW...there is no tip.it clan chat...we have considered many as our chats but never settled down...probably because of all the spammers... Anyway, find a different clan chat if it is SO unfair for somebody to kick you from the chat...I mean for gods sake, they kicked you for one hour...is that all you do in that one hour is cry that you got kicked... They sometimes accidently kick people, but I assume you were doing something for them to kick you... And forsaken mage does not have to be on...she hired other people to be mods and watch out for people you know...

I name my topics because it is required... :o :roll:

It is time for a fun game! Every week, I will leave you with a topic, the worst movie, the worst villain, the worst actor ETC. and for the next few days you get to tell me who you think the worst is...we decide who is worst by a person or movie that somebody picks twice. I will update this post with answers from everyone and the winner... So the topic: THE WORST MOVIE SEQUELS Blues Brothers 2000-two votes All of the sequels to Jaws (especially Jaws the Revenge) Rocky 5 (the one where he has the young protege) Look Who's Talking Too Star Wars episode one-two votes Matrix reloaded Planet of the apes 2-300 saw 3 saw 4 son of the mask dumb and dumberer Speed 2 Blair Witch 2 Batman and Robin Next Karate Kid Teen Wolf Too ITS A TIE! Between Star Wars episode 1 and Blues Brothers 2000

SNAKE AND NOOB: THE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT ROSTER: SNAKE AND NOOB: THE FIGHTING TOURNAMENT: MY RATING: 78% SNAKE AND NOOB: THE SECOND GOD WAR MY RATING: 48% BLUE JAY FILES ORIGINALS: MY RATING: 21%

Now its time to look back on the original Snake and Noobs. S+N ORIGINALS MY RATING: 7% SNAKE AND NOOB ADVENTURES THROUGH RUNESCAPE MY RATING: 14% SNAKE AND NOOB AND THE SEARCH FOR THE HOLY HAND GRENADE MY RATING: 4% Snake and Noob and the skills MY RATING: 1%

Next are the Snake Chronicles! Two chapters that are worthless... SNAKE CHRONICLES MY RATING: 9% Next, we find a horror story that was never finished. THE GREATEST EVIL MY RATING: 23% Now, we look at another RS story. MY RATING: 41%

The random show was pretty much the same thing as the BJ files, but with even more randomness. THE RANDOM SHOW MY RATING: 56% The next story was a remix of an already popular franchise, S+N SNAKE AND NOOB REMIX MY RATING: 5% Guns and swords started good, and then went to hell in a hand basket. GUNS AND SWORDS MY RATING 21%

My first story on the TIF was not exactly a huge hit, but was still reviewed all right, even though it was plagued by an unexcusable amount of grammatical mistakes. Club Penguin Vs. Runescape MY RATING: 12% Another such story, with a so-so review. Suicide Mission MY RATING: 15% Next comes one of my personal favorites, it was hilarious and fun. Blue Jay Files MY REVIEW: 65%