Dizzle229

I do the same thing, it's so frequent I even have a folder specifically for those times. Alternatively, laughter IS the best...I wouldn't say medicine, it's a temporary fix, but still very effective.

"YOU GUYS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OSAMA?!?!?" Yes. Yes I did. Go away.

Hey guys, I need to know where I can get a small stockpile of nuclear weapons. I have to do research on it for an essay. Thank you.

When we get around to it.

Uh, I need to process this. I'm going to bed. For a few days.

What happens next depends entirely on how the US deals with the temporary disarray, if there is any at all.

When you can't find the terrorists you're looking for nevermind

Doesn't change anything, but this is pretty cool. Hopefully he was alive for a while. I really wanted him to know they finally got him.

I would have played along, but it seems I arrived too late :sad:

Glad to hear you're ok.

I could care less about phrases that don't make sense.

This is known as Twilight Syndrome.

I'm a little annoyed by Jeff Dunham's popularity. He's not too bad, but he didn't need his own show, and the THUNDEROUS laughter he gets with every joke is pretty undeserved.

*ahem* THIS

I got Jak & Daxter as a gift around the time it came out, and I traded it in because, being cartoony, I thought it was a kiddie game. /regret

I've wanted to make a Doc Brown joke since the Libyan civil war started, but I just can't think of one.

You're going to get flamed, but you're totally right. You guys, mental and physical defects are a horrible thing, and no one should have the misfortune of being born with these traits that they can't help. But they also happen to be [bleep]ing hilarious and it can be VERY hard not to laugh.

It says "need a freaking runway". I said medal, and editing won't let me change it. Edit: And now it does change. Damn this suddenly [cabbage]ty connection.

Clapping for good movies is fine, and I can definitely understand for landing a plane. Especially when we landed at the Saba runway. Those pilots need a freaking medal. To give you an idea, the runway on Saba is like 3 times the length of the plane and ends at a cliff.

^^ That. Also, people that throw things in the lunchroom, or make a mess in general. Honestly, how hard is it to keep everything on your tray? And if you do make a mess, at least clean up afterwards. The worst part is, the lunch aides clean it up after, and make no attempt to get people to do it themselves.

I never keep wolves for that very reason. All they do is get in the way and die.

Today my school got a little better. You know that one guy I mentioned last year, how, out of all the people in my school, he was the one I considered to be a genuine threat to the safety of myself and others? Today, he and another person just as bad as him that I never met jumped a kid. They put him in the hospital with pretty severe injuries, and they were shouting racial slurs at him (he's black). First reaction: That sucks. Then I was given the "victim's" name, and I knew who he was. Another jackass that went around stealing, vandalizing, and starting fights for no reason. So he got badly hurt, the two idiots that jumped him have been kicked out of the school, and one was on probation, so he's done. It's like if Satan, the Antichrist, and the False Prophet all got into a fight and killed each other.

Das, my reaction was the same as Furah's. What did the people on the bus say? They didn't see it, I was sitting down.

Decided to spice up the bus ride home. 1. Get on bus. 2. Put on gas mask. 3. Wave to people on sidewalk. 4. Laugh at reactions. Small, but surprisingly funny.