to be simply foolish? While I'm always a fan of a little foolishness, there's really no one you would amuse with this but yourself, no one else would know you only had 38 xp to go! He would be one of the closest to 99 on the highscores.
Say I was to quit rs for a couple years. Which item would be better to invest in, an Easter egg or Pumpkin? If you think they will both stay the same price, then feel free to tell me so lol.
I M F O X Y is the only one that looks and sounds semi civilized lol. The offensive ones might get you banned. I don't really love any of the names that you suggested, but made my choice anyway.
Very simple answer to what you are looking for. The best songs for pvp vids are those that haven't been used yet. It's sooo annoying when every pvp vid is either Linkin Park, BFMV, or Remember the name. Please use a unique song.
Try to play on server closest to your location. You might have some viruses which can slow you down. If you are running vista then some more ram might help with running the computer in general.