Once, in the land of everlasting darkness, a great hero named Woozy who was an idiot, but had a giant sister who was stupid but very hot. But his sister had an abnormally sized big toe which was very smelly and of course very strange and also a pet emu. They liked cabbage sandwhiches with mustard, cream-cheese, collards, flamingos and fried Lumby noob sauce. They would often pass the great canyon of pineapple pizza surprise, but Zim is the coolest little alein and kidnaps [the sisters big toe[/b]]