MuffinMaddy

Flodder.. when I said 'don't post here' I meant 'DONT POST HERE' Because frankly, I don't understand ANYTHING you post..

I dont have epic image editing skills!

yup. wc ing and fm ing

Thanks John. I love you too Sofie

lols Thanks

Sofie That's such a hawt name :D Maddy and Sofie Sofie and Maddy Talk about hawtness! :mrgreen:

Well I'm back in Britain and here are the updates: Monday: We went ice skating. Yeah, I am totally the pro that didn't fall at all. Anyway, after that we had lunch in the restaurant and had a nice chat, then this boy came over. "Are you British?" He said. "Yeah... why?" We said. He goes, "I'm from Bosnia, thats why I'm good looking. I'm from Bosnia, thats why I'm hot" We took no notice of him and then he said "I'm from Bosnia, that's why I have a big *BANANA*" And we moved away. He kept annoying us so we drew a picture of a banana and wrote "you are ugly" on it, gave it to him and ran. He followed us as we waited for the bus and we started panicking. He shouted swearwords with his friends and then he pulled down his trousers and showed us his bum. We were like omg. And this girl (sophia) called me up for like 1 hour and a half just to give me the update on the gossip. I couldn't care any less about the gossip and i asked her "Isn't this costing alot?" And she is so incredibly stupid that she said "oh it'll only be 30p extra" Her mum came and asked "Who are you on the phone to?" She said "Maddy" And her mum said "Isn't Maddy in Germany?" And Soph said yes. After that all I heard was a screech "GTFO the fone!" And then "bye" faintly and a crash. It was so funny. I bet she wasted like 50 quid.

Deep down I want to come back. But I also don't want to leave the loveliness of Germany. The awesome people who have made this trip amazing, I want to say thank you. Particularly Julia, Prisca, Janina, Meike, Sabrina, Patricia, Anne and oh yes, the hilarious dude that said stuff to us at lunch! Hehe. Thanks alot <3 Though I doubt you will ever read this. L

I am staying in Viersen with an awesome family. Schwalmtal. Printzenhof. Idk tbh. 1 hour away from everything! And yeah, it is very clean!

Ja! Ich gehe ins kino in Mönchengladbach! I watched Bride Wars in guess-what-language. Today I went to Holland and bought the last souvenirs I needed. :twss: Having fun in Germany although it is chilly!

Dark Audio! OMG I know you! Not IRL but a couple of years back, you taught me how to woodcut to level 60. You said you did it one day. When I met you, I played on an account called winby4.. You had some sort of chest infection and your name is Max? If I'm wrong, tell me to stfu ok? But I totally recognise your name! Nice blog! :twss:

Havent been to Holland yet, but I am coming after Kirche (Church) tomorrow. I can now use: ä ö ü ß µ Letzte tag , I got into bed at 10pm but I was so tired that I slept in my normal clothes. I woke up and had a nice big German breakfast consisting of pancakes, bread and Shokolade (Chocolate) I then played on the Wii Fitness with Eva. We're getting along abit better and now we are talking more! Anne has slept pretty much the whole time while I escorted Eva to a birthday party. Danach, I went to visit Anne's grossmutter and she again spoiled me with chocolates and then she gave me 20 euros to spend! Another lady came to visit and she came with a dog. Ich bin angst und nicht so gut mit hund! So I stood up out of fear and so they hid the dog in a room. So far, my day has been ok. My mum called me on my handy :P and my battery died so I called her back to give her the updates. Later today, I might be meeting up with Natasha and Koko and going to the cinema. Good stuff.

Hallo! Ich bin in Deutschland! Es ist gut! First of all, I need to say thanks to all those who bumped my blog and also get the hang of using this keyboard! Day One (Mittwoch)- Went to Baker Street, London to get on the Hammersmith and City Line to Liverpool Street. Took the Stanstead Express to Stanstead (1 hour) Weighed suitcases, checked in, went through customs (I had to take off my hat, boots and scarf!) And then we flew to Cologne-Bonn with Germanwings. My ears were hurting at the end of that flight, and they still do! We took a train to Dusseldorf (1 hour) and then switched trains to go to Viersen. We got off quickly because if we didn't, we'd be going to Venlo in Holland! The Germans were advancing towards us smiling while we all panicked, hugged and screamed "hide!". I hugged Anne (My partner) and shook hands with her dad. He carried my suitcase to the car and we drove to their house. German houses are so massive and beautiful! I have like my own little zone where no one goes except me! I have a bathroom, a bedroom the size of 6 medium classes and a toilet! I then met Erika (Anne's mother), called my parents and drank some Eistee (Ice Tea) and then unpacked and went to bed. Day 2 (Donnerstag)- I went to the school and sat in her form room for 15 minutes waiting for Natasha, Koko and their exchange partners to come. I had no idea being British was so special! Everyone kept asking me questions determined to practice their English skills. The lesson that came was Maths. We kept passing notes between us and drawing pictures of teachers we dislike. Koko and I soon realised we were the only black people there. So we decided to play a game called "count the blacks". Quite funny how the count is only 5. We then had a tour of the school and played Ping Pong. We went bowling at 7pm and I lost the first time and my score stayed at 0 until I randomly got a strike! Day 3- We went to school again and got on the coach to Cologne. We visited the sports museum and played football with some Argentinians. We then went souvenir shopping and bought fake perfumes for our families. Quite cool how they'll never know that the perfumes were 3 euros! I went to Volleyball practice with Anne. Es war langweilig! But her friends are really nice. I got driven home and got homesick. I didnt think I would be .. but I've concluded that, although German countryside life is sweet.. I'm too British! Well the outlook for the weekend: Samstag: Watching Twilight ins Kino. Sonntag: Going to Holland! Montag: [cabbage]tschuhlaufen! (Ice skating) Dienstag: Farewells and going back to Britain.

Thank youu!!! 24 hours from now, I'll be waking up in Germany!!!!!!!!! Bye for real!

Serpent!!! Very nice blog, my friend! I wanted first post but then the internet closed on me :s

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Banned for posting something pretty irrelevant..

They probably are. There's a big streak of hacks going on. If you get a message like this, don't click any of the links! :

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bump 8-)

Thanks! :mrgreen:

edited my blog with parts of thriller

might not go to germany tbh

Yea, 8 inches of snow here. tis you, nub :D Ty <3