Princess Viola

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them.

Wow. I'm allowed to play GTA games and I wasn't allowed to play Call of Duty (the first one) until two years ago. And it's rated T.

The Game - The Video Game Load it up, "You just lost The Game"

Have you seen the new commercials the guy is in? It's for this thing called the SlapChop. Remember, "Your going to love my nuts!"

One day, two boys were playing in their yard, when another boy walked up to them. "My names Greg," the boy said. "I'm Bob and this is Brendon," the other boy said. "Are you new?" asked Brendon. "Yeah," said Greg. Greg, Brendon, and Bob decided to play basketball together. Later that night, the basketball rolled into the street and Bob ran out to get it. A car was coming, Greg pushed him out of the way. It was late so they went home. The next day, Bob and Brendon went to Greg's house and knocked on the door, a woman answered. "Hi, can Greg come out and play?" asked Brendon. The woman sobbed. "Greg died ten years ago. He died saving his friend from being hit by a car," the woman explained. Bob and Brendon then see a basketball in the yard. The run to it. On it, something is written. It says, "Thanks for keeping my legacy alive - Greg (1986-1998)

This game is sort of like The "google" Game. Except, in this game, instead of using Google Image Search, you use the I'm Feeling Lucky button. To play the game, I'll say a topic, the next poster goes to Google, types in the topic and hits I'm feeling lucky, and posts the URL of the site. Then they do the same thing and so on. I'll start. Find Chuck Norris

ugoingisgoza

The Dick van Dyke Show

Alabama - Neil Young

IT PRINTS MONEY!

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon].

YMCA - The Village People

GI Blues - Elvis

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob.

i keel joo wit dis!! I

8 for all of 'em

It's the American versions.

Wii and DS not fun? THEY PRINT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I like Metroid. I just don't like the 3d ones that much. Fix'd. Fix'd.

They should stop making Sonic games. They turned dumb after the switch to 3d. Don't give up on The Sims, just stop making so many expansion packs. End Nintendogs. And Metroid.

I want the Pats to win.

What were you trying to pet him with? Once I jumed off of a swing. While it was at the peak of its swing. Backwards. Abrasions across my shoulders and knees, not too pleasant. It would've been awesomer if you lost your arms and legs and became a cyborg. That can fly.

Granted, but do to your eternal happiness, nothing makes you happy. Even winning one quadrillion dollars. So, you kill yourself. And I dance on your grave. I wish that the DS and PSP would get fused into one awesome handheld.

Facepalm