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Thats where most of my stuff comes to me. :P

Welcome to puberty : 'Nuff said. Been there done that. XD Its just been particularly annoying lately. I'll just blame it on hormones and testosterone. :lol:

Hmmm, I do not mean random as in screaming off topic words on purpose to get a cheap "wtf?" laugh. I'm just curious to hear everyone's good old weird stories. It seems I should make it clear to not just post the first stupid thought that comes to mind once you enter this thread.

Your missing the point. If you decided to say it or not, the thought is still random and that is what we are discussing.

So watching your friends girlfriend sled into a 2 foot deep un-frozen creek after you spent 15minutes nagging her about sledding is HILARIOUS! She was soooo pissed.

99 farming. :shock: You should go for a less epic cape. I can't have you being more awesome then me. 8-)

Closed.

Fountain Strawberry soda from a rival schools club house. Horrible course but the soda made us all die. Why's everyone say milk is healthiest? Outside of when your young its un-need fat. A fruit drink laced with vitamins i'd assume would be the best.

Horiness conflicts with my entire mental state of mind... I hate it...

or have sex with my male self??? \ I don't think I can [bleep] myself...it'll be...*shudder*. Then I'll wonder how I can ever have sex and be depressed. :( What if you got yourself pregnant? :uhh: And what if it turned out to not be yours. :shock: :ohnoes:

Profit through firemaking.

So surprised, havent heard from the kid lmao. Tomorrow might be interesting seeing as we have school. Can't [bleep]ing wait. :lol:

Pissed this kid off because his gf broke up with him and we were chillin and texting him so he says hes gonna come to our neighbor hood and beat my [wagon]. Hes the kind of idiot who would actually try to pull out a knife in a real fight. So i'm either going to beat his [wagon], or send his [wagon] to jail for attempting murder. Gonna such a hilarious day tomorrow. :lol:

I'm sure childbirth hurts more. But add up all the times getting hit in the nads compared to a birth.... I wonder...

I know this post is not on topic at all.. But something about this thread made me remember how to not care. : A great skill indeed, if I do say so myself.

Slayer helm.

This is because you start middle school. And in middle school, at least around where I live, you start changing for p.e. The eighth graders, as they epitomize coolness, wear boxers, and make fun of the new sixth graders who wear briefs. And as these sixth graders become eighth graders, the cycle repeats itself. That's why I wear briefs because I prefer them, and boxers over them so I don't get mocked at. ;) It's foolproof. Until you are dubbed a double wearer by your friends. Ah good times good times. :lol:

Haha, the post 99 break? :?: The way I go about getting 99s involves no-lifing 97-99. The downfall of this is after I get 99, I have a 3-14 day period of really slow to no play. Will be done by this week though. :thumbsup:

Got bored with waterfiends so I thought I'd dh some abbys. First one.

Oh how I wish the post 99 break would end so I can be gud in GWD liek you.

Normal school day. Just been waiting for them to call the snow day. Will be our first snow day with actual snow. Well.. We've used all our snow days so we get out on June 4th now. :evil: :wall: Now their called "Act of God" days. GF Public school system. *writes rant on why it should be called "its freezing balls and there happens to be precipitation" day*

Why not just drop the fish?

I have to get one as well. Long time coming but I always look like an idiot for a week. :lol: Had golf lesson today. Just felt good to hit some balls. Really can't wait until it warms.

:thumbup: And ummm. I think some of you are taking the metal sheet thing out of proportion... It'd be un-comfortable but I don't think "the vibration caused by impact" would kill your man hood. :roll: *looks for something to test this with* *ignores above idea for something more productive*

You have no idea what it is like being a boy, especially from age 13 to 16ish. You get random hard-ons. You can be looking at a tree and BAM! You always have a "burden" to carry around. God does it suck. Or in the middle of class and its just so un-comfortable and you can't adjust it. :evil: Hmmm, I would love to weight all the times of getting hit the the testicles to giving birth to a child. See what causes the most overall pain. :o