Ultimakomoto

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You probably should have done the quests related to these first. I mean, what the hell is an "Under gnome"?

Sorry, have to take your first wish. Granted, but you somehow find a million ways to waste all those wishes. I wish for...ramen "with a twist" (get creative with this one)

The coin can't be melted. It's power of DOOM completely destabilizes and fries your "death ray". This also means death for you, since you're holding it. The coin flies away again, somehow. And it....lands at my feet, for once...I pick it up, flip it into the air, and....punt it into the sea! :twisted: I then walk off.

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You misplace my meaning. It's attacks can hit everyone and anyone. Just for fun, I'm going to post a monster from my be-all-and-end-all area (no drops, never got that far.) [hide=Creature #1]Name: Dark Hunter Level: 358 Hp: 189 Exmaine: A dark, otherworldly hunter Attacks: It has a melee attack that can hit up to 40, and a multi-target ranged attack (shadow arrows, enough said) that hits 30+ and lowers your stats....and can do so multiple times. Attack speed: comparable to dagger type weapons.[/hide] And note that this is the weakest enemy in there. No enemy is below level 300.

My lab/research station is inter-dimensional....So no one can find, but me, and the people who work there. However, the people who work there have been..."banned" from saying how to get there. (don't ask how, you're better off not knowing...) The coin compels you to go to a flea market, and you end up going anyway. It turns out to be an actual flea market. Lots of fleas. That jump on you and bite, bite, bite like no tommarrow. You end up dying, one way or another. Somehow, the coin gets punted. Somehow, it flies away. Somehow, it smacks me in the head...AGAIN! :evil: :evil: :evil: So I punt it away. It flies off to some parts yet unknown. And I walk away...

Yes, the internet was wireless, so wizjany failed to get past the fort defenses. But I'll roll with this anyway. I pop your barrier with a ESM (Electro-Shock Missle), which destabilzies all force fields, but doesn't destroy them, so I walk though. I use very thickly padded gloves to round up the gerbils and begin chucking them, Chinchompa-style, at you. You run out, screaming in pain, and trying to get the gerbils off you. I round up and dump the rest of the gerbils in a box, shipped to Asia. The new fort has cup holders. Lots of cup holders. Armed with highly potent, penetrating lasers. Also keeps drinks cool. It's also protected by a self-designed SSS (Satillite Shielding System.). Good luck destroying the satillite, it's armed with all sorts of anti missle, nuke, and personal defenses...

38, maybe they gave up? No, they're probably waiting to ambush at 100...

That's Jug of Wine. I don't know, I never bothered to use bottled wine before. :-k Also, something else I came across for the food index. Karambwanji (also related to Tai Bwo Wannai Trio quest) However, I have no idea how much it heals, but it's used to fish for Karambwan, so it's worth looking into.

Only too true. But without strength, we're reducing to poking monsters to death with those whips and scimitars people love so much. [example]: Arandomguy: 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1... King Black Dragon: *kaboom!* 65 [/example]

32 (closer....closer...I know he's there...closer...and...)

Granted, but now Imageshack and other photo upload places now hate you. I wish for ramen (since we're *almost* off that subject)

30, but guess who's coming though the door...

Well, runecrafting the deaths would work better (and it's exp) but this certainly is original. =D> 8/10 (not everyone's going to mine 14500 pure essence. I know I wouldn't.)

And I reveal the fact that "Void Vader" does not exist. It gets published in every newspaper in the world.

Erm...what? Granted, Kittens that love to scratch. And I mean a lot of scratching. You die from too much blood lost. I wish that some colors weren't so bright...

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Meh. Off the subject, but explain where to I find information on your "other quests"

[hide=Skim though Text here] You can't kill a god! Much less stand for 5 seconds... Good idea. Maybe like 10 trips or so. It's called "challenge". Got a probelm with it? As for other ideas, a "Guthix hilt" wouldn't be bad. But consider the fact that Guthix's only role in the God Wars was, well, ending it, it probably wouldn't work.[/hide]

These posts are becoming less "helpful critizism" and more "FLAME! FLAME! FLAMMEEE!"

I prefer the very first one, which was for PS1. They remade it (actually, it's the japan version from what I've heard.) for PSP. But that's a whole other story.

Granted, a can of Exploding Corn Kernels , which you open without knowing what they are. I wish for....uh....meh, I can't think of anything... I WISH FOR DOOM! There, I said it...

Blade, vampires are, well, you know... (how is THAT a contest?) Ryu (Breath of Fire 1, 2 and 3) vs Ryu (Street Fighter) :lol:

24, how'd we get past 15? :shock: