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fine help them out but if they attack earth im going to go out and kick some [wagon] and chew some gum

like who? and is pikachu any good?

it will be a good day when people actually stop making idiotic posts and post with common sense, im not going to call any names but mlbfan13 you know who you are

umm mario kart fire emblem (all of them) twilight princess okami no more heroes the conduit (to be released but buy it when it comes out) super paper mario virtual console classics metroid prime that's it tbh

then your mom better not show up

my greatest fears abyssal_whip(sp?) will be modded off topic becoming /ot/ the red haired step child of /b/ tif being invaded by 4chan for the lulz (would really suck imagine 10 threads with sage is epic in all fields) being banned from online play on my xbox 360 because over here everyone has 1 static ip adress for wireless and gaming so if 1 [wagon] decides to hack and cheat and get banned we all are banned (if they ip ban that is) of course we will take him out behind the wood shed and [do something so graphic to him even 4chan would hate us] or let's just say he wouldn't be able to sit down in any chairs or go to the bathroom for a while! *imagines taking him out there with my friends and putting the planks in there to good use!* my next fear is that :twss: will become the new chuck norris imagine this. :twss: doesn't do push ups it pushes the earth down! 4chan will have seeped into every corner of the internet. Imagine one day your going to check your hotmail/yahoo mail whatever when you see customise your msn/yahoo homepage with 4chan memes!. your friend has emailed you the newest meme!, *facepalm* The day 2000 idiots decide to go on wikipedia and erase all of the important information

what are you expecting from each of the next gen consoles? will the wii finally up it's graphics? who do you expect to win the next console war because let's face it the wii has already won this 1 because the console that's selling the most after the first two years of a generation of console wars (the playstation and playstation 2 both outsold their counterparts for the first two years also) will any of them merge? will online be in every single game? can each console live up to the hype will the playstation team return to their former glory? will microsoft ever dominate the market? which console will you buy and what features do you hope it will have?

Robots. Oh, and whoever had the genius idea of making them sentient should be taken out back and shot. let's shoot them before they make the robots

That's not what happened last night. PETA people are dumb [wagon], they're the equivalent to a tone\pitch deaf person writing a song, they suck and are annoying. beethoven became deaf and he was a great song writer, can you say pwnt?

ive never called

umm i was like wtf at the msn part....... how would you like it if your daughter came up to you and said "hey dad im in love with this guy that only talks to me on msn!", get up and get off the comp and go to her house NOW. pretend you lent her one of your school books that is a good ice-breaker (if you don't want to lie just give her one of your school books then go to her house). If her parents are nosy they will leaf through your school book and if you write what your supposed to in it they will like you! (your school books can telll alot about a person such as if they do their work dilligently, if they like to doodle, if they complete homework) parents would like their daughter to go out with someone with a good head on their shoulders. So if you lend her one of your school books you will have succeeded in three areas 1. you broke the ice instead of randomly showing up at her house you have an excuse 2.her parents already have an impression of you from your book 3.when you get there the conversation can go from school to sports to friends to wherever. 4. you lent her your school book which basically shows that you want to help her with her school-work, this could come across in two ways. 1. you don't like her for her looks, 2. This is all one big ploy. 5. you can also break the news to your parents this way. Just go up to them and say "hey mom im going to a friends house for a school book" then the day after "mom me and my friend are going to the movies she's really nice", then when your parents see the two of you spending more and more time together they will be able to see that the two of you clearly have feelings for each other. Actions speak alot louder than words " IF you didn't understand anything from my big wall of text here is the basic meaning actions speak alot louder than words, show your parents, her parents, everyone involved that you really do care about her

okay if we look past the titles, look past the consoles, look past the mascots (does sony have any?) which is more of a household name? which do you hear mentioned more often? do your friends own the same game system as you? think about question 3 carefully very carefully, then you will see if your a true fan or just someone who gets what his friend has. nintendo has that thing, that thing that makes people want to buy their games do you think wii fit would be selling as much if it was sony fit?, whatever happened to crash bandicoot racing? it's all about mario kart wii now. nintendo has IT you guys have to admit it, they get people talking whether theyre talking about their fav games or bashing the crap games. why do you think they call all their spin off games mario kart, mario tennis, mario super sluggers etc well it's because nintendo did what no one else can do they create phenomenons before you even heard about master chief you've heard of mario. people still talk about ocarina of time in glowing terms today. in a couple of years master chief will be a nobody if they don't release another game, seriously nintendo could put crap in a video game case and sell it, well i guess microsoft already did that with halo 3 but moving on. seriously but what games from xbox 360 and ps3 will you guys remember in the next 7 years. Exclusive titles only i can think of two mgs4 and....... fable 2 ( if it doesn't bomb) all the smack you talk about nintendo people will still remember their games super mario galaxy twilight princess mario kart wii mario super sluggers brawl admit it you microsoft fanboys only latched onto master chief because you wanted a god/mascot like character, in seven years i will laugh alongside mario and ask you where is your god now!

biggest pile of crap any halo game, the second biggest pile would have to be viva pinata

this makes me facepalm, okay two things 1.if you become addicted don't stop because you will beat your wife 2. the cigarretes company love you

come on kids hop onto the black van so i can complete my collection err i mean so you can get candy that's right candy!

the most terrifying would honestly have to be when i saw that pic of evil mumma ra holding the knife. i was like wtf! also the real scariest moment was when i ventured onto 4chan the day that i liek mudkips was born.actually any day on 4chan is scary tbh! the worst day in real life is when i woke up (dream) and saw michael jackson waving bye to me from my window i looked by my legs and saw blood then i really woke up but the blood was still there! i was staying at neverland ranch too

why isn't there a too many girls want me thread for all the pimps out there?, knowing tif i doubt it would get any posts

it is?

you can't nominate yourself for anything not sure where this should go but nominate users and give reasons why they should be in the tip it hall of fame. I will announce the inductees at the end of the week (saturday) categories are most funny most helpful most honest most crazy most argumentative tipiter and finally best over-all tipiter

which classic games would you like to revisit via the virtual console, psn or xbla

*snorts*oh this is the "funny picture thread" it looked like the help me cure my insomnia thread because some of these pics would send me to sleep

does no one have advice for me

ive asked people if they know him or have heard of him and none of them ive asked haven't do you think joe biden is being overshadowed in this election? will he help or hurt obama?

there's this girl, you guys know how women are always saying the opposite of what they really mean, well she's liked me since last year and everyone knows she's turned down 5 guys just because she likes me, :twisted: :twisted: she's not even shy or anything but every time i talk to her , ask her for her phone number,would you like to get icecream,want to come over after school, she always says no smiling like if she's teasing me! like in class she says DO NOT SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME and when i do (you know cuz im cool like that) she puts her hand on my thigh! you don't put your hand on the person's thigh you don't want sitting near you so many mixed messages im confused :ohnoes: why do girls toy with us, EVERYONE knows we like each other but she's sending mixed singals, may i add she's never had a bf before. how do i approach her, ive tried being forward ive tried the passive approach ive tried everything! she's even tried to push me away when she found out this girl liked me, she told me to go be with her then she turned away crying........ -sigh-

okay were influenced by things and people every day no matter how much we deny it the things people do affect what we do, okay suppose your friend likes this girl who's sitting with her friends at a table and your friend decides to sit down at the table next to hers, wouldn't you go and sit down with your friend? do you think it's the same with satan and sin? or is satan just a made up being for us humans to make excuses for out behaviour do you think that humans sin because of satan?, think of eve eating the forbidden fruit, or is satan an excuse we make for our sins