Saradomin_Mage

The wall evolves into a brick dragon after the robotic arm works overtime. 61 HP

Went to Abyssal Demons for a task. Was the only guy in the room, slaying away, when suddenly two guys show up and start range slaying with crossbows. Okay. Then this guy shows up with melee gear and starts slaying too. Gets crowded. THEN FINALLY THIS GUY SHOWS UP, TURNS ON HIS AURA AND GOES "These go well with this outfit!" Almost enough to make me cancel this task in future. On the plus side:

What boots are those? Some loyalty programme set?

When I clicked on your RSN, I don't actually get an error code o_O Weird

The robot arm becomes sentient, and applies more bricks and mortar. 61 HP

The nurse dabs the surgeon with a piece of cotton, though, so this event goes unnoticed by all parties. 59 HP

Have you tried unplugging and plugging back your router/modem? As in, powering on and off from the outlet? Yeah, didn't help :\

What was that you used to say about consent?

Major surgery is performed, involving a quadruple bypass and transplant. 59 HP

[bleep]

ZOMBIE ORGY DAY!@

My internet is crawling along, slow as hell, and pages being loaded randomly just stop, making doing anything annoying as hell. I wish I could just take an axe to my ISP's building and show them what I think about their crappy service.

Is it possible that you were clicking on the wrong end of the trap?..

With one of those little milk dishes! 59 HP

I open the presents for the wall. One of them is a bucket of paint. I apply a fresh lick of paint to the wall. The wall feels all warm inside. 59 HP

It then discovers the Forum Games section. 59 HP

Date, yes, but not the exact timestamp with the feed. You'll be able to get the exact time of your last 4 events from your log on the website, without having to log in.

The wall is confused by the fluxes in HP, but nevertheless it is glad that it is still standing 60 HP

Oh no :( Good bye Toad, all the best IRL and keep in touch somehow.

Huge congrats, didn't see how you could put away so much Slayer XP in such a short time until I saw your task list :P Just a bit more now !

Lovely :thumbup:

Huge congrats Leik. Really well done. Enjoy your achievement! :thumbsup:

Pecan Pie ! 60 HP

I clear its arteries. 58 HP

I feed the wall muesli. 58 HP