DerekZoolandah

That's wierd Dizzle. I've never had that happen. :/ Does anyone have a good mod I could try?

:lol: My thoughts exactly.

I haven't seen it. I'd say to at least watch one episode (they come on every few days on [bleep]e. New episodes are on at 10pm on Tuesdays) to see if you like it, or just skip to the end to watch the battle.

Has anyone seen this show? Essentially, there are two groups being tested (first episode was Apache Indians vs Gladiators .. last night's was Yakuza vs. Mafia), with experts from both sides testing the traditional weapons and armour (if any) of the combatants. They take analysis from each side, and then put them into a combat simulator and run it a 1,000 times to see which side wins. At the very end, they have an action simulation to show how the battle may go. It's fairly new and psuedo-science-ish, but still very fun to watch. The best part is of course the battle simulation, but the rest is still fairly interesting to see how certain weapons test out.

Dunno if it's posted yet. http://badassoftheweek.com/ Did i just win the thread?

You're only hurting her leading her on.

Very good in sieges. If you're weak in health, it's even better. You just aim a tiny bit above their head (make sure you're on one side of the ladder, not facing them coming up), and with any luck you'll get a headshot. They'll usually KO every unit except upper units (knights, huscarls, men at arms, etc) I got about 20-30 kills during a ~200 person siege.

I love heat shot'ing people trying to come up ladders. Had about 15 of them in the last siege battle I played.

Started a new game with some 'tweaks' (biggest being that all bets at tournaments are 10x more, thus 10x more money heh). With a lot more money, I've gone around and just trained. I got my first castle (I'm a Vaegir lord, and I got a castle in the land between KK and Rhodoks >.< with being at war with both). I've just been training and training soldiers, not really doing much else. I was able to stave off a 350 man attack from the Rhodoks with 60 men by having about 15 high tier melle units at the entrance (mix between huscarl\knights\sergeants), and then some Vaegir archers\markmen on the flanking towers. They shot them to ribbons heh. But yeah, then I went to Nordic lands to train myself. I'd take on groups of 30 Sea Raiders and win, which gave me about 50k exp so far. I have level 7 trainer and I'm level 24. :D I just get recruits and sit in my castle all day training them. I have around 40 nord vets, 40 marksmen, tons of knights, lancers, etc.

Eh I disagree. While it may seem respectable, it seems better to get it when you're alone so you can deal with your emotions privately. If you did it in the middle of school, or whenever, some people (including me) get emotional. I just reliased that me and my girlfriend have problems talking in person, but not through text. We text .. a lot. But when we're together it's mostly silent unless someone else is there. I don't know if it's because we talk a lot through the phone, or what. It seems that I can't talk to her as I can others because she doesn't think my main form of 'being funny' is funny. If that makes sense.

Thanks Dusty, your're a life saver! :D :thumbup:

Help needed here guys. I bought MB through Steam. The problem is, I can't quite find the files to do the 'tweaks' they talk about here. I've looked through everything I could but everything seems to tell you how to patch the game, not change the files. Maybe I'm missing something. Help? I need somebody.

I now am the Marshall of the KK. :) And I can have 107 party members heh. Trainer is continually awesome, since I can just go and take some tribesmen, and whip them into horsemen\HA\lancers in a few days while chillin out max and relaxin all cool in Ismirla Castle (near Curaw; my only Castle, along with two estates, despite me having 1300 reknown). I'm continuing to take Vaegir prisoners and take down huge armies so heh. This is all with the Easy difficulty though. I'm not good enough for medium methinks.

use a croissant box! Heh. Mine are plastic and hard (err, forget that innuendo), and square, so they'd be good for it. Though they're a bit big.

I can't imagine not playing with Khergits after playing with them. Having Lancers SO quickly is just absolutely amazing.

I'm doing my best. 20 minutes after I posted that 4 Vaeger armies (~300 men) sieged a castle of mine near Curaw, which they recently retook. I tried to get into it to get my best units (I had 20 Khergit skirms, 10 tribesmen, 25 lancers, 15 knights, and some Khergit horsemen while the castle had more lancers, and 25 veteran horse archers and some mercs), but they caught me and I had to fight with the weaker army. I COMPLETELY demolished them. I took less then 10 losses, and gained more than 100 reknown, and was able to upgrade bunches of the troops. Then i just took Curaw and so I'm seeing how things go from there.

300 day game going on, vassel of khergits. Got three vassels. We're at war with the Nords, blues, and green. And allies with the oranges. Which is good because I need a safe front that I don't have to worry about. Otherwise, I'm about level 30. I have a near-full awesome 92 army. 45 Lancers, 20something Vet Horse Archers, 15 Swadian Knights, 2 Man at arms, Couple rhodok sharp shooters. Oh yeah and I have like level 5-6 trainer, so I just put that army in my castles and let them be low-maintnance, and just chill at my castle\fiefs while my trainer brings tribesmen up to lancers\horse archers. I completely destroyed the Vaegers, but they mustered up a force of around 600 men (can't handle that .. ), and recaptured like two cities and about 3-5 castles :(. Oh well. We still have Curaw that -I- took from them heh. Oh, and I have the best armour there is and like 275 2h profiency. >_>

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML Good that you didn't. :P I thought of that too :lol:

Hair looks a lot better cut than long. >_>

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My skin flaking off feels weird too... That's when you peel it off. Yeah, it's 'not good for you', but I've been peeling my skin for years and .. it's never bled. Or anything.

When my dad taught me how to play I got a Royal Flush in hearts in the first 20 hands. :lol: He was flipping out.

Thanks for explaining guys :thumbup:

As most people know, there are first, second, third, etc dimensions. My question is for the first dimension. Theoretically, an example of one dimension would be like such as the letter "l". It's a single straight line. It has one measurement - length. That would mean it has no height or width. If that were so, then wouldn't that mean that there would be NO line at all? No matter how miniscule the width is of the line, that's still a measurement that is more than 0. So therefore wouldn't that mean that there is no first dimension? I'm sure I've missed something as it seems that no one would use the first dimension if it was illogical\impossible.

That's what I thought. Shave the moustache though.