Ok, when you die, you'll need to visit the TIF in Heaven, you know? I've got the greatest plan in history, visiting the TIF in heaven. This will be a step by step process. How to go to heaven: -Read the bible. -Don't get high. -Go to church. -Pray. -Don't get pregnant at age 12. -Don't overdose on Advil. Got it? Alright, if you have done the above steps correctly, you should go to heaven. Now, here's how to get on the TIF in heaven: 1. Die slowly. 2. Get a ticket at the gates of heaven. 3. Find the nearest Dairy Queen and buy all the hamburgers, soda, fries, and ice cream you can afford. 4. This is the tricky part, find the central computer system. 5. Once you find it, disguise yourself as Pit, and try to walk in. 6. Ok now this is the very hard part, you'll have to get through Bill Gates before you can access the computers. 7. To do this, fire your bow and arrow at his head, and most likely it will explode. 8. Loot Bill Gates to find a piece of paper with a password on it. 9. Enter the password on the main computer. 10. Use Heavenfox to go on the TIF. -- Alright, discuss some flaws to this plan or make up your own. :