BlindBaker

Good to know, since I'll be attempting to get a job at a grocery store next summer.

It could be worse. At least he's not Dane Cook or dare I say his name... http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAmazingAtheist If you ever find yourself fat, unemployed, and friendless, all you have to do is grow a neckbeard and avoid exercise and you could be the next great Youtube celebrity. The only requirements are stupidity and exaggerated emotions, plus a love for all things webcam. I dunno, I just watched his video about the mosque in NYC and he didn't seem so bad (even if he was a little over dramatic). Then again, that's only one of his videos.

Had a good day today. I decided to attempt whittling with a kitchen knife. As you can imagine, that didn't work out to well. So my dad took me all over the place trying to find a place that sells a decent, small pocket knife. First we went to Wal-Mart and they only had bigass hunting knives. Sears was closed, and Home Depot didn't have the kind I was looking for. Eventually we left, and my dad found his (very) old pocket knife, gave it to me, and showed me how to take care of it. It's very nice. I don't have anything to take a picture of it, but the handle is made of wood and what looks like brass. The blade is about two inches long and looks like it's been sharpened many, many times. It looks awesome and definitely works better than a kitchen knife. :smile: It's probably the best gift I've received in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnU2Ld1ttoE& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrCwANz6ffs It does take a while to start working though. It's so relaxing. :D Yeah, I did the second one a while back. Very relaxing but nothing more. I felt pretty refreshed afterwards though.

I tried that once. Nothing really happened. I just felt relaxed.

It's a sign. Watch out for flying cats.

When I try to do things like this, just before I fall asleep, a voice in my head screams and jolts me awake. It's [bleep]ing annoying.

Even if it did happen, we'd find a way to split ourselves up. I mean, look what happened to Christianity.

I was watching this. I don't understand how all the people in the audience bought it. <_<

They explained this, actually. So many people blocked him that no one can block him anymore.

Not mine. :unsure: Some kids were boosting today. One of them thought muting everyone would make it so no one could hear him, so every time he told his friend where to go, I'd be there.

YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GUESS WHO THIS IS

omg 4-27!!!!! thats almost as bad as a kid i once played against that went 0-25 or something like that. and he wasnt AFK either lololol Maybe it's his first game. I know I did that bad my first few games.

wat. As far as I can tell from the previews (I would never see this movie based on them), it follows the same old formula as epic movie, superhero movie, disaster movie, scary movies 1-4, etc. At this point it's no longer funny, unless you're into the whole LOL TWILIGHT SUX thing. When I saw the preview my first thought was, "That looks like the worst movie ever made... I need to see it."

I don't like his music, and I don't like the fangirls who think they'll marry him. Everything about him just annoys me, but no one's forcing me to listen to him, I guess.

I wonder how many of those could fit in a sinkhole...

If you post a picture of yourself, you're saying that you want help with style. Nowhere in my post did I ask for help with style. I said I thought we would look good together. I need help with the quoted text. Which you've done a bit off. You should take all the advice you can get, even if you didn't ask for it. I did lots of thinking over the summer. I didn't exactly accomplish all the goals I set, but I'm a lot happier with myself (and everything, really) after all the reflecting. I feel like a new man. :thumbup:

Got my schedule online. The only thing I'm disappointed about is that I have to retake a class, because I did nothing but stupid [cabbage] with my friends. Ha. Worth it. That was a fun class. I should probably get around to doing the summer reading assignment soon. I haven't even looked at the book list yet.

Fans can pick up radio signals.

Sometimes when a complete stranger sneezes I bow a little and say "You are blessed." People who whine and complain about the tiniest things, and people who do things for attention.

Just got back from the shore. I'm sure you all missed me.

Meh. It's better then the wasp nest that was made on mine. O wow, how did you get rid of that? :S Paintball guns are beautiful things. Long sticks are more fun. Poke, and run. I don't have a trampoline anymore, though. Insurance made us get rid of it because it's too "unsafe."

I've always wanted Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.

I jammed my finger wiping some crumbs off my couch about three or four weeks ago. I have no idea how I managed to do this, but it still hurts.