Assume Nothing

Banned for Cream-Cheese and Scottish Smoked Salmon Bagels.

Creepy = Cool.

The number of letters in "Failed."

A male genital made out of Blue-Tac, nice?

Banned for STILL using a failed cc.

It really angers me when a teacher accuses me of doing something when I actually didn't do it. One time I was literally standing in line with my friends, just waiting to go to lunch. My teacher came up to me and started yelling at me for goofing around. I asked what I did wrong and her response was, "You know what you did!" I didn't get into serious trouble, but if stuff like that happens then I can only wonder what some kids get detention/suspension for. Yeah I know what you mean, once I tripped up on something and 'lifted' myself on a friend's shoulder for support, then the teacher said "YOUR GETTING A FREAKING DETENTION FOR PUNCHING THAT STUDENT!" Pathetic school or what? -.- Wait, what? When did this happen? Or was it in your previous school? The school we both hated. Yeah, that one. Mr Walker was a total [bleep] about everything too. Hated him. Got loooooooooads of trouble, come to think of it, lulz.

Banned 'CAUSE I HAVE THE SONG '[bleep] YOU VERY MUCH' IN MY HEAD

I SAW A NEW POST AND I... JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!

Lost 75 countless times to BSers.... [bleep]es

Banned because you fail.

2^2

Orly? AND I'M MALE DAMMIT -.-!

THE FIRST PRIME NUMBER

LET THE RICK ROLLING, COMMENSE!

BANNED FOR EATING BABIES

Choke it with a fish. Nuclear waste.

New term: "Brew Nub", outeating dclaws ftw?

I regret checking out 4chan....

INCINERATE IT. A little girl?

*Chokes an old lady* I AM DZIHOUCHAN, HEAR ME ROAR

BURN IT. JAR OF OLD MEN'S PEE.

iKJAOISDPKNFBOWIEHJTF_INJVLOJHCSVLKJHSD@OKJGSKDJFLKSJDFLKJSDLFKJ < Yeah, MY ANGRY GERMAN KID IMPRESSION

BackStabbers, and the average pker namely Master_Smither's pking attitude. Edit - And this.

A girlfriend for a pillow might be an interesting idea... Flaming mods who discpline you in public will not be tolerated ~Das Flaming? What? Please use pm -.- ~ dzihouchan