Assume Nothing

Banned for making me look the word up on wikipedia.

Banned because it's not really a location. Edit - oh, and I didn't look, I just know.

[hide=Big Image][/hide] - Was about his son playing rs, wanting free trade back rofl. Found a few old pics I never posted.

Banned for having two references of "the game" in your post, including your location.

When I [bleep]ing dc 20 times in a row in pvp -.-.

I can't see how a submarine wouldn't work, except for the fact it's damn hard to get hold of. The material of the submarine is metal, right? Zombies can't penetrate that, especially with the fact that forces are greatly reduced in water, waterbourne zombies will have a very tough time. Being nuclear powered, you can literally last months under the sea in total safety... it contains weapons too, so killing a zombie persuing you is no real threat. Supplies? Food? I think there is enough fishes to live on, not sure how to catch them but there can be workarounds, heat is just a biproduct of the running submarine, could be used to cook. Perhaps stockpile on dry food lol. The ONLY problem is really how to get hold of one, I suppose it can't be too hard to uhmmm, I have no idea how to get hold of one :oops: . I suppose a college would work too, but wouldn't there literally be hordes waiting for you? And the infrastructure of the college must weaken down over time, there will be too many fatalities imo. And using guns to kill them off must attract more, noisyness of a rifle = giant megaphone saying 'PLEASE EAT ME!' Sure, there are chemicals and books of knowledge, but what use are they when zombies are surrounding you? Alot of flaws in plans but it's not impossible to find workarounds, impractical, maybe, impossible, no. Oh, and as I said, I'm pretty new to the 'zombie invasion' concept, please don't flame me =/.

"Hey man, did you notice that that girl had a massive lump in her trousers?" :lol: "No sorry.. I was just trying to figure out why we've only got 1 colour template left.." :-k "What the hell! I ordered like 38 just the other day. What colour is left?" "It's that sickly brown-green template that no one likes. Damnit. It's like the templates just walked out the sho-" :shock: *the two men share a knowing glance* "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Oh, Sam. I love you too!" "Get the hell off me man." The book will be out later this year. Kinda offtopic but... wow, mods CAN be cool :shock: !

Audioswapped vids, or muted vids, damn it's hella annoying ;_;

10/10, Just... wow... giv me ur stuffz pl0x?

Banned for overusing that reason. (Others have used it before, alot)

*searches the house* Dad had some... less than appropriate things for this forum :lol: . Also have... a broken mirror (my bad luck source?! :(), bashed up metal part of a hoover, smashed up fridge, broken door... too much to list, but yeah... very questionable :roll:

Well, I suggest finding something he's interested in, and find something related to it that's physical, like the above posters said, paintballing is a good type of activity. Maybe go out hunting, or basketball, something that's both fun + is a form of exercise is always good. Martial arts and crap sucks imo, I never 'got into it' despite 3 years of Karate and half a year of Chinese Martial arts. I dunno, I'll think of more later maybe. OT: Add me please? ;_;

Had some trouble with tif mods because I bumped old threads ;_;. Problem resolved.... I really should find a good day to do that Fcape, at this rate I'm not even going to be able to get the cape, thanks to lag...

Banned for being F2p.

People who go offtopic, in offtopic.

Post them all here! I will start: So I can't bump an old thread? Fine, here's a new one -.-.

Tif mods that don't provide a good reason to remove posts -.-.

No, hard hits isn't everything. For something like slayer, would you really want to waste your special attacks on an extra 10 damage? Bgs is out of the question, it's a very inaccurate special and is beaten by the Ags in every way. But, I believe Sgs is most useful in general, when slaying. Sure, you can bring food, but isn't lasting longer somewhere better than lasting shorter? Ags is good for PvP, it's one item, has a good special attack, regular hits can still KO. Zgs, well, it's not a very good weapon, except in two situations, those being Saradomin Gwd and Cwars. Zilyana is very resistant to magic, so ancients won't do much good. I've seen alot of players who hold the flag the Castlewars wear heavily magic resistant armour, so whipping out a Zgs for a high hit and freezing would be amazingly useful. To summarise, I believe the Sgs is the most all round, Slayer's Godsword. The Bgs just fails hard, inaccurate special that does nothing better than an Ags, the only good thing about it is it's price being low. Zgs is useful, limited to 2 situations, being SGwd and C'wars. Ags is just the PvP weapon, amazingly high hitting special attacks, 2 specials that could max high, is one item and the normal attacks hits high.

Jar of jam, mouldy, full of fungus on top of it, no idea why it's still here but yeah, that's questionable.

Wear your best dragonhide, bring your best shield, go to giant spiders. Around 30-40k xp per hour, using range pot. That's knifing btw, if you use broad bolts and rune cbow, it would be faster xp. I cannot see your signature right now typing this reply so if you can, bring a bunyip and enhanced excalibur, those help restore health, if not, just bring monkfish and do shorter trips... And don't cannon trolls, even at 91 ranged, I'm not getting much more than 40k xp per hour, and granite shield prices have gone down.

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The flicking motion worked just as well.. IMO swinging the whip all the way around would be like trying to just club them with the whip.. ^ Found that all in a dead thread. Amusing how a couple of bugs cause so much discussion.

He hits in the 90's easily, so one wrong move and low brews would make you die.

No, not everything is about the skillcape. Some people just like the skill, some people just want the level to do more. The experience is not worthless, stop spouting bull and give some reasoning behind your claims.

No, you'd want the sup rests, they give an extra prayer point in comparison to prayer pots every dose, and also, they restore your stats after the saradomin brews reduce them. You only need 15 super restores, so bring more brews. Also, bringing a enhanced excalibur helps alot, and I mean, ALOT.