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^ My Jadding gear, is this good? Wish me luck...

Cramps, especially ones that involve the little toe/finger -.-. Stomach ache's Racist jerks Alot of RuneScapers that go 'My main ownz u' or 'I got haz0red giv me phr33 57uffz pl0x!@@!' Cooking cape idiots Pures Summoning bashers People who think they're god because they have 99 str Liars Betraying People who scream "Reported!@!@!@@!" Getting in trouble for retaliation.... Incorrect use of the words/phrases/abbrieviations 'Nerd', 'Noob', 'Sad', 'Smd', 'Smfd', 'Loser', 'Fail' People who cuss like hell in RS and think they can get away with it A person being WRONG over the internet Mom's. Edit - And alot of things in the Rants section of Tif...

The plan - Befriend your nearest and biggest navy's highest ranking person. Use nuclear submarine for shelter when zombies arrive. Live on fish. Have spare parts. Farm underwater and live on that too. Destroy all zombies. Repopulate the world. (unrealistic but idc.) The glass for the submarine should be reinforced, and the forces in water is greatly reduced.... Oh and I'm really new to the zombie concept, so please don't flame me.

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3 Watching this thread is depressing, at least let us get to 300 before knocking us back down -.-.

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First time something like this ever happened, I guess RS is trying to load...?

-.- 10/0 I divided by Zero.

10/10, I see your name everywhere O.O

Actually, no. Saradomin is only easy because you're supposed to have decent stats, and have previous saradomin GWD-ing experience. Easiest to solo is bandos, but the one most worth it is saradomin. It's extremely dependant on whether you had alot of experience at it or not. Soloing Graar the first time and the 50th time won't be too different, you'd just learn how to safe like hell better. Against Saradomin (albiet not successfully solo'd her yet), it's about experience of dodging. If you do something wrong in the dodging part, you'd kiss the floor and go to lumbridge in under 5 seconds, literally. But if you master the technique correctly, only Bree will hit you, only Bree...

Red chinning in ranged void and Miasmic Barraging in full ahrims are the best hp xp, however, realistically, Soulwars, Pest Control and Armoured Zombies is going to be what you're wanting to do. If you value hp xp above all else, and combat xp to be worthless, then PC or SW your way up. If you value combat xp, fight Armoured Zombies, still 33k hp xp per hour, not too bad... but since you sound like you just want hps xp, leech at SW.

Stick with alching, I estimate it's around 200k per hour and you can barely do more than 25 runs per hour. It's a bad way to train magic as the action of charging the orbs is slow and running there takes a long time. It's generally inefficient.

I'd actually agree with your friends actually, because with your stats, you'd find a hard time just trying to GET to Jad, let alone fight him. You can do it, I'm sure, but it would take alot of tries or just stupidly costly. I'd estimate it would take at least 5 tries ON JAD before you'd get the cape, because at your stats, you're not going to be damaging him enough, and he'd hit you alot, depending on your prayerswitching abilities. If you really want to try, perhaps guthans will work better, but I suggest at least 80 ranged and 60 prayer, those are the 'important' levels. You can have 70 defence and do the fight caves fine. I suggest you try the fight caves with your basic gear, take out everything expensive, use monkfish for food and try and get to at least wave 40. It'll cost you a bit, but you'd get at least some experience of the caves. You might find you'd be guzzling prayer pots and eating monkfishes like a fat kid through cake =/, because of your low prayer and defence level, but if you can get through the first 62 levels, with some supplies, you can stand a chance of getting the cape. Sorry if this post is confusing, I'm kinda tired.

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Depends how hard the egg is, and what you're eating it with, in general, 5/10. Some Char siu Chow Mein, made from my parents own restaurant.

*wonders* Will buying + playing left4dead for a month or two help at all? >.>

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Armoured. Zombies. Bite. You. Infect. You. End.

Since I don't know much about zombies, could someone tell me the effectiveness of these weapons: Rifle Shotgun Submachine Gun Revolver Assault Rifle Meat Clever Butcher's Knife Katana Longsword Spear Javelin Chinese Crossbow (like the Karil's Crossbow) Regular Bow and Arrows Grenades Pike How well is these for sheltar: Hospital Mall Supermarket Small corner shop Parking lot Tank Submarine Helicopter Plane Car Caravan Etc... Please and thank you, and after I get a good response I can finally start posting =D

Epic blog, it's this which inspired me to set myself a impossible goal of 100k greens. Gl with your goals also.

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I agree with this thread. To people who talk crap and boast about their own drops with wealth: Basically what the others said, rare =/= expensive, and even if it does, who's to say what item is more expensive? Sure, alchemy prices, but that does not reflect the market value, or even the GE Value, unless there are GE price floors which prevent it. Imo, we don't get 'rare' drops enough to prove anything, and drop logs are hard to base the argument upon as there is alot of 'lucky streaks'. And it seems that alot of players don't understand how the ring of wealth works. To put it simply: The ring of wealth doesn't increase the FREQUENCY of rare drops, it just increases the CHANCES of getting a RARER drop than originally. It has nothing to do with the price of the item. The best example I can think of right now is 50 rune javelins at abyssal demons, whilst wearing a weallth. The 50 rune javelins is worth very very little, even in alchemy value, yet alot rarer than a whip. Oh, and the increase of rarer drops is tiny, so insignificant it would require literally thousands of rare drops to prove anything, and there will be way too many factors to even consider, it's easily possible for someone wearing no wealth to get a 3 whip task and a 0 whip task of 190 demons (normal number right?) Tbh, just sell your wealth, wear a stat ring or something, the little extra 1's, however small, will eventually add up, unlike the wealth which gives no real visible difference.

I haven't watched enough zombie movies to even know much about zombies, but the first thing I could think of is to wield something with a high ranged high area covering weapon, preferrably a flamethrower, and perhaps rockets and machine guns, and run a helicoptor, one thing's for sure - Zombies can't fly. Being safe for a few hours and perhaps refuel someplace secret, fly to the antartica and live off seals. Assuming a Polar Bear doesn't eat me first =/.

6/10, doesn't sound too good nor too bad. An italian based pepperoni pizza and a Coke, extra chilled Coke, and extra cheese on the pizza.