IHasChicken

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This blog so boring cos ur f2p and can't play, because you're poor and suck and like to learn things instead of playing RS, because you're a bigger nerd than the guys that call me nerds on a game made for NERDS!!! so I'll annoy you by posting all the stuff I've been doing. LAST 5 DKS TRIPS!!! LAST 2 ELITES!!! LAST FEW PKS!!! All this in like a week LMFAO If I did this right, you are now all amazed, jealous, mad, and slightly aroused.

DKS Trip #5 The following was taken from a letter to one "Dagganoth Rex" Dear Rex, I regret to inform you that, by only giving me a warrior ring and a DRAGONSTONE, you have broken our contract for you to supply me a berserker ring every single trip. This is a serious clam, and as such, subsequent litigation will occur until I obtain restitutions in the amount of 5,500,000GP. I also regret to inform you that I have found a new supplier, one "Optimus (I mean dagganoth,) Prime,) who is supplying me with archer rings at one-third of the cost, and also provides me with 2 a trip. This document is your notice of the null and void nature of our deal. Best Regards, IHasChicken. Good Old Primey also gave me Elite #6, lets do this shizzle all over the HIZZLE!!!

As overlord of this here blog, I propose a BDSM foursome.

DKS Trip #4 As you can see, even with my piddly 70-75 kill, 80 minute trips (off task, with no cannon,) I still make a win-amount of money. 4 Trip Zerker Streak! LETS KEEP THAT UP!

O u funny. UNSPAM ON MY BLOG: I keep having these little piddly dk's trip because my gear sucks and IRL sucks, and I can only get about a max of a 70 minute DKS trip before SOMETHING annoying the hell out of me So here's another DK's trip (#3 I believe,) Was an awful trip until i got the zerker. Then I was happy. Bank has healed up really nice, it's sitting at 60-65m now. Really want a 150m bank back before I do anything else though...

Newest one is the best lmfao

Yeah, when I said full price, I should have said "Full min price," because I never ever expected to get anything more than min price for the bow. And who said I'm not merching the DFS's with some of my other junk and making a bit of a side profit ;)

And dis one.

I did something quite clever with the bow. Sold it 80/20, with nice stable junk (tiara's,) and then put in an offer for a DFS overnight, which filled (because DFS's are obviously easier to buy than sara bows are to sell,) and then used the ~4m junk I had to sell a dfs for 27.5m on the street. So I ended up getting full cash for it :) And yeah, DKS ARE SO FUN :D

Elite #6. O. Cool 17m, but OFC it's crashing, so I'm gonna have to pull out my merching hat again (much like I did with the D plate (orn) kit 2 days ago,) and think of something. Been a good 3 days for money though, made 55m. AND WHY AREN'T PEOPLE POSTING, IM GIVING YOU KICK ASS CLUE REWARDS, AWESOME BOSSHUNTING TRIP STORIES AND LOFTY GOALS! THIS BLOG IS THE [cabbage] AND IDC WHAT ALL DA HATERS THINK!

A little 55 minute trip I did on the side, before IRL issues started annoying me. Zerker was walk-in, also got an elite which I'll do now. I really LOVE the consistancy of DKS, so i've sold everything except the necessities in my bank, bought a DFS and a RIDICULOUS amount of supplies (im talking like 10k casts, 2k diamond (e)'s, and enough pots for about 20 trips,) so I'm going to camp there for a while, to make a BUNCH of money.

FIRST KILL YO!

okay why do you make fun of me :/ someone buy me p2p ffs. I'm barely getting any hours at work :/ OH NO LETS ALL QQ FOR OBT WHO ISNT GETTING ENOUGH WORK AWWWWWWWWWWWWW Harden up, princess. And i'll pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

I'm just too gud for U. Go hang out with other losers like Obt while kool kats like string and me party in our awesome mansions.

Also got Elite #5, which I will do now. ILY String for reminding me to do this <3

I'll duo tribrid with ya some time if we both have dag tasks. Im feeling really lazy today, I might just hybrid Rex and Prime for this task, or MAYBE 2.5brid. I really dont feel like cannnoning today though

Day 26 (6/12/10) I'm sticking to my list above, but whilst doing that I've decided to also try and slay to 20m slayer exp, to really be pro, and to build my bank worth back up. If I keep getting tasks like my last task, I'll be doing that pretty quickly. SLAYER LOG TODAY: -Desert Strykewyrms (nothing of note) -Fire Giants (nothing of note) -Dagganoth (nothing of note, decided to cannon this one, but the next one I may DK's now I have enough money for better gear,) -Bloodveld (another cannon + steel titan task, DAT EXP's) -Ice Strykewyrms (one of THE PROEST ice wyrm tasks i've had in a LOOOONG time. 2 elite clues, one effigy and a sol, plus REALLY decent normal loot.) Did the first elite (Elite #3,) and it was junk reward, did the second and...well Elite #4. D plate (orn) kit. 10.3m, but I'd be lucky if it sells for min. Time to go con some gullible W2'ers into buying it... EDIT: Traded the kit + cash for a DFS, pretty ok deal since DFS's should rebound from people panic selling them by tomorrow or the day after, whereas ornamental kits (save fury) look like they are taking the dragon mask and god bow route and plumetting HARD!

Paradoxes are bad kids.

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You sound like dat. But srsly u gud.

Well, if no one saw the tree, or the waterbuffalo pregnant with twins, did they even exist? In fact, did the entire forest exist? DO YOU EXIST?

FML IDK ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE [bleep]IN WORK AND I ALREADY WORKED FOR 10 HOURS YESTERDAY AND IM WORKING 6 HOURS NOW AND IT'S A SUNDAY AND IM REAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I mean, it was directly after Saru's post.

Well! Obviously there is a troll in Obt's blog! He's climbing his post-count, He's snatching yo pixels up, Tryin'a troll you so you need to hide your friends-list, hide your clan, hide your friends-list, hide your clan, hide your friends-list, hide your clan, and hide yo dignity because he's trollin' everybody out here. You don't have to come and confess, Obt's looking for you, He's gun fiiind you! He's gun fiiind you! So I will run and tell that, Run and tell that Run and tell that homo-boy Homo Homo Homo Boy! We got his username, he even left troll-prints, He is so DUMB He is really DUMB, fo real! The troll escaped, leaving behind textual evidence I was attacked by some IDIOT in the TIF boards! SO DUMB DO DUMB SO DUMB OOOO He's climbing his post-count, He's snatching yo pixels up, Tryin'a troll you so you need to hide your friends-list, hide your clan, hide your friends-list, hide your clan, hide your friends-list, hide your clan, and hide yo dignity because he's trollin' everybody out here. You don't have to come and confess, Obt's looking for you, He's gun fiiind you! He's gun fiiind you! So I will run and tell that, Run and tell that Run and tell that homo-boy Homo Homo Homo Boy! Just a little song I made, completely by myself, I didn't copy any [cabbage] at all :)

Day 23 (3/12/10) MAJOR CHANGES So, I've been working a LOT lately, which sucks. Then I decided to metaphorically (and physically) rape my bank by getting the stuff for 70-81 con and basically maxing out most of my house (except a dungeon, because dungeons are for noobs with far too much money). Got 76 con atm, but I have the hammers for 81 so I'll get that (and another 80+ skill.) I basically turned my 5 room little SHACK to a [bleep]IN' 21 ROOM MANSION!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!! O, and I got some awesome landmark and [cabbage] by using my ONE SET of prayer brawlers to get 96 pray and (FAKE) maxed combat (125+13 FTW). Got a 20m bank left, and now I'm 97 Magic and Range I think it's about time to finish them off, then I'll slay a bit for the money for 96-99 Prayer and truly max Combat. Then I'll probably go back to sc, get the needles for 80 craft, then use my thieving brawlers and that fat guy in the Thieves guild to steal another quick 80+ skill for Thieving, then I might just take the easy (and slow) way out and smother some monkfishies for 80 fishing, then catch some pengies for 80 hunter, all the while pking for money and training mining + agility to 80 while getting ep, then I'll have to man up and do RC (or be a little wimpy [wagon] and ZMI it,) for 80 RC, then I'll have all 80+ except dung, then I'll finally get dung from 37 to 100, but this will be in like a month or two's time in which time there will be like 200 different dunging worlds, and all of them full of [cabbage]house little narbs who can't dung for [cabbage]. O, and I might throw 99 herby in there. So, a TL;DR version of my plans, in non rambly order: 1. (what I'm doing now,) Getting 81 con and basically completely finishing tricking out my house so it's awesome and not [cabbage] 2. Get 99 Range and Mage (about time god damnit!) 3. Get 80 Thief using my one set of brawlers + some non brawlers stuff on the fat ass at the Thieves guild and maybe a bit of Plunder to save my sanity 4. Slay for teh monies for 96-99 Pray (cos im hot like that and really want more than 15m slay exp so I can be classed as a true pro,) and TRULY MAX ALL MY COMBAT STATS LIKE A BAWS 5. PK to build my bank back up, and get 80 mining + agility by mining iron + wildy course getting ep (which will probably take me like 2 weeks LMFAO) 6. Go to sc, get the needles for 80 craft and get 80 craft 7. Smother some monkfishies for 80 fish 8. Catch some pengies for 80 hunter 9. RC (siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh,) to 80. FML i'm not looking forward to this one. 10. 100 Dung 11. 99 Herblore So there are my plans for the next few months. That's gonna be fun. And i've given you a very long and rambly update after not doing anything for 6 days, so be HAPPY I DID SO!@ Oh, and I got a couple more kool kat pking pics to show you. [bleep] you JAGEX and your trolling me by giving me 2 sets of brawlers I DONT NEED, and NEVER giving me any agility/prayer/mining/fishing/hunter ones that I can use like a baws. Got 2 smithing brawlers and 2 ancients in about 2 hous, so that was OK, I'll upload the pics when my computer decides to stop being a slow noob. PEACE@ EDIT: I FINALLY UPDATED MY MAIN PAGE AND PUT PICTURES IN OH YEAH IMMA PRO!